1 WTF!

It was just a normal day for us as we were just about to start another boring ass day at school. We were all just standing around before class and just talking about whatever random shit had been going on outside of school.

"Hey Ian, what's up?" Markus Kane, the captain of the football team. The star quarterback who, contrary to belief, wasn't your typical dumb jock.

Markus actually had the 8th highest GPA in the entire senior class which is about 800 students.

"Hey Markus, incoming."

'Oh shit, here comes the biggest dude on the football team.'

Derek James, the largest 18 year old I have ever seen. The only linebacker in the state to have broken 23 bones and none of them were his.

"Hey Ian, how's it going man?"

"Same shit, different day."

"I feel ya."

Then we heard the clacking of some kind of heel against the floor. We turned around and saw the scariest looking chick ever. Zoe was a natural born troublemaker and practically lived in detention with little to no explanation of how she got there. She had this short orange hair with this deep black eyeliner and matching black clothes and boots with these massive boot heels.

She was however only about 5'2" and about 100 lbs. where as Markus and Derek were both 6'3" and around 230 lbs. Ian was a "staggering" 5'6" and about 185 lbs. The guys were mostly muscle but Markus and Derek were more fitted with their weights while Ian was a little awkward.

"Ian Grey, Markus Kane, Derek James, Zoe Flint. It would behoove you to take your seats so that we can get this meeting started."

This came from the "genius" of the school: Alice Newton. Alice had the highest school GPA and was the student council president. She knew everything about everyone in the school, well almost everything. See I knew my fair share of secrets and that's how we all ended up at school on a Sunday preparing for the prom.

"Hey Alice, you we can't start without Rose right?" I said with extreme disdain in my voice.

Rose Atwood is the president of the Humane Society and is considered the most beautiful girl in school. She also has the 2nd highest GPA and preforms on the school's debate team. I have known Rose most of my life but we were kind of distant as she was more sociable and I preferred to be on my own.

Just then, we all heard the sweetest voice in the entire world and I swear I heard angels singing with golden showers of light raining down.

"Hey guys, are we all ready to get started?"

Rose was the same height as Alice, both were 5'4" but Rose had long chestnut colored hair and bright green eyes with slightly tanned skin and pink lips. Alice wore her dark brown hair in a ponytail and had blue eyes with slightly pale lips.

"Yeah I think so," chimed in Derek who was about as excited as the rest of us.

We all sat down in desks that we moved into a circle and begin organizing the biggest dance of the year. It had been about two hours in when we broke for lunch. I decided to walk to the nearest fast food place when I was stopped by Alice.

"Hey Ian, can I talk to you for a second?"

"Yeah sure Alice, what's up?"

'I'm not quite sure what she wants to talk about but it sounds pretty important.'

"I was wondering if you were doing anything tomorrow after school because I thought that maybe we can grab dinner?"

"I would like to but I have practice for the state championships so I can't. I'm really sorry. I'll tell you what, next weekend I'll be pretty open so we can grab a bite then. How does that sound?"

"I think that would work. I'll call you for more details OK," she said with happiness in her voice.

'She seemed really happy about it but the shadow about 3 feet behind us looks like they want to kill me.'

"Rose, you can come out now."

Rose came out from around the corner and just looked plain frustrated. Her nose was crinkled and her cheeks were puffed up. She would do this all time when we were kids and she does it now. The first time I saw her do it, I thought it was cute and after all this time I still kind of do.

"Rose, you promised you would behave around Alice and I."

Ever since we were little, Rose had a little crush on me and it was pretty obvious but as she got older she became more popular and I was never focused enough to have a relationship. Alice had always gone to school with and Rose was always second to her which drove her crazy. She never showed it but I had always noticed because she always showed her real self to me. Rose was always more popular than Alice which drove Alice crazy but I never had noticed that Alice was so bothered by it until we got to high school.

"I'm gonna get something to eat, do you want to come with me Ian?"

"No thanks, I'm gonna get something on my own and then come right back. I actually need to take care of something."

"Oh, ok. Well I guess I'll see you later."

I took off towards the nearest fast food place, which was MD's, and ordered my usual. I got my food once it was ready and headed back to the campus. We all had gotten food and brought it back to the room to eat. Everyone was pretty quiet and no one really talked to each other that much. The only thing that everyone in this room had in common was one thing: me. We had all gone to school together and so we all had kind of known each other, but as time went on I found myself being connected to everyone else in the room whether it had been intentional or not.

We all had finished eating around the same time and started getting back to work when we all heard a weird noise. It started off as a low hum but it gradually got louder and louder. Then we heard the PA system go off and this voice came out. Attention heroes, we need your help in our world. We are terribly sorry about this but we have to bring you here now.

'Did he just say what I think he said?'

All of a sudden we see this great big flash of blue light and saw a swirl of black, silver, red, and yellow light.

As we got sucked up into the weird mixture of colors and lights I could only get out one thing: WTF!!!

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"Gyrax, how long until the heroes arrive?"

"It shouldn't be too much longer your highness, I've been preparing this spell for several months so there should be little to no problems with it."

The king of the human kingdom of Leonia, Leon, was a tall man around 6'7" with a sturdy body and around 50 years old. He had a long scar down the left side of his face and had a long red and white beard. The court wizard, Gyrax, was only about 5'10" with bronze colored skin and a youthful face even though he was in his early 40's. He had a slight build but compared to the king, he was like a bean pole. His silver hair was visible underneath his hat but it was not that long to tie up.

Before either of them could get another word out, a bright blue portal opened up in the middle of the black marble throne room and began to spit out the newly summoned heroes. The first one out was Zoe and she looked absolutely terrified, then Alice came out after her with a look of disbelief and shock. Rose followed after and looked around in a panicked matter. Markus and Derek came out at the same time and they looked really confused. The last one to get spit out from the portal was Ian, but Ian was different from the others. The others had been ejected from the portal with a little bit of tattered clothes but Ian had emerged from the portal just wrapped in flames.

He was completely on fire and unconscious so everyone was in complete panic mode.

"What the fuck just happened, where are we, who are you, how did we get here, and why is Ian on fire?"

Before anyone else could say anything after Markus, Gyrax summoned a blue ball from his hand and shot it at Ian, which completely doused the fire. He then started to answer Markus' questions.

"First off, we summoned you all here to Leone. I am Gyrax, the court mage of his esteemed majesty King Leon. I used magic to teleport you all here. Your friend was on fire as a side effect of my spell, but he will be fine momentarily."

"What do you mean he'll be fine?! He was on fire!!"

Gyrax looked at the small girl Zoe, and stated, "Key word being was."

Zoe and the others took another look at Ian and saw that he was completely fine as if nothing ever happened. Ian began to move and squirm then getting up and looking around.

"Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me. Did we seriously get teleported to another world like a god damn isekai? Also, why are my pants wet?"

The others all looked at Ian and thought that he was acting very weird about this whole situation. That and the fact that Ian looked differently in this world than in theirs. On Earth, Ian had short brown hair and hazel eyes, but here he had blackish-brown hair and heterochromia: one green eye and one brown eye.

"Ian, you're eyes and hair are completely different."

Ian, not sure what anyone was talking about, pulled out his cell phone and looked at his screen. It was faint but he could see his reflection and was immediately shocked.

"What the fuck happened to me, why are my eyes different colors and why did my hair change?"

Gyrax looked at him and stated,"It might be because your world doesn't have magic so because you experienced so much magic at once and it is foreign to your body you experience some physical changes."

'What kind of back asswards kind of bullshit is that.'

As Ian was trying to process the idea that magic had altered his eyes and hair, a beautiful young lady came into the throne room. Her skin was like it was covered in a thin layer of caramel and she had long red hair. Her bosom was larger than most girls that the guys had ever seen. She was only slightly taller than Ian and she wasn't built like the king but she had a bit of muscle.

King Leon was the first to speak,"Mighty heroes, I present my daughter, Princess Alexandria."

The princess spoke with a voice as sweet as chocolate,"Hello esteemed heroes, it is a pleasure to meet you all. I'm sure you all must be hungry after the long journey and we planned a large feast in your honor."

The guys looked at each other with the same thought and all at once they said,"We could eat."