1 1) Shit, I’m in a Fantasy World.

"Where...am I?"

Yamada looked around.

He remembered walking to school with his friends, and then his vision going blank.

"Am I in a fantasy world?" He muttered.

A drop of water had hit his hand, and soon, a downpour of rain had assaulted him.

Yamada sneezed as a shiver went down his spine. He mostly likely was going to catch a cold, but want worried him most was how he was going to get home to begin with.

"Mom and Dad wouldn't even give a shit anyway, they never have."

His phone was defective, and his PSP didn't work either.

Just when he was about to give up on life and fucking kill himself, a figure suddenly pulled him into the shadows.

He pushed himself away form the figure, and saw a huge pair of breasts.

It was a woman.

Yamada jumped, and fell onto the ground.

"OH!" The woman shouted.

"I-I'm sorry to have startled you."

"It's been a while since we've seen a man out in these parts of the world.."

The woman stood up, her breasts bouncing abnormally.

"I'm Haruka." She said politely.

"It's very nice to meet you!"

She held a hand out to him, and pulled him up form the ground.

"Thank you." Yamada said, blushing.

Haruka was obviously good-looking. Besides her huge breasts, she had long blue hair, and her legs were well-shaped.

He just couldn't get her complexion out of his head, until he felt something stiff in the lower half of his body.

"Shit."

A boner.

His dick stuck out like a lightsaber. He tried to his rig, but Haruka had already noticed.

"I-I'm sorry, sir." She stuttered.

"I'm too beautiful, aren't I?"

She began to cry, and Yamada attempted to comfort her as much as possible.

"N-N-No, that's not it!"

She touched her shoulder, and Haruka fell to the ground.

She twitched a bit, holding her crotch. Saliva rolled down her chin as she breathed heavily.

"I-It can't be.."

"Y-You'ev inherited the power of Lord Alfia." She shivered.

"I've inherited the WHAT?"

"Lord Alfia was given a gift when he came into this world. He was given power descending from the Goddess of Love, the power to activate and strengthen the souls of Elletears during intercourse, and forming a contract with a kiss. It has helped us fight demons big and small in the past. But a few years ago, one of the remaining descendants had died off."

"This is way too complicated—wait, INTERCOURSE?!"

"Yes. It's a bit alarming, isn't it?"

Yamada's face was absolutely red. But then, he'd had an interesting thought.

'Hold on—it's like in those wish fulfillment stories. I can not only lose my virginity, but also collect the harem of my dreams.'

'IT'S AN ABSOLUTE MIRACLE!'

"I'd be glad to become your next descendant." Yamada said with an absolutely cheesy smile.

"R-Really?" Haruna asked.

"We need to tell the king, tell everyone, get the celebratory lubes!"

And so, the harem of Yamada's dreams had finally begun—

And he already wanted it all to end.

"JESUS CHRIST."

A line of women absolutely giddy to see him, were waiting just to suck his dick.

You think this would be a dream for any virgin but sadly, but in Yamada's case it was absolute hell. He was dreading this so much, he even began to question his own sexuality. Shoving, pushing, girls even having orgasms in line from just seeing him..what kind of power even was this?

"Oh my goodness, it's him!"

"Ah, he's so elegant.."

"My insides are melting just from being in his presence!"

But, he noticed someone who wasn't in the line.

Rather, it was as if they didn't want to be in there.

"Okay ladies, that's all for today! Come back tomorrow and I'll give a little dose of love~" Yamada said in his most enchanting voice possible, and as if imitating a worker at a maid cafe, shot a heart towards the ladies. It was enough to get them riled up and satisfied before they left.

He walked up to the girl, pulling his pants up as he let out a huge sigh.

"You okay?" Yamada asked.

The girl looked up at him, and turned her head away.

"What do YOU want, mister sex fiend?" The girl spat.

"Sex fiend? What an insult."

"You're still here?"

"Of course I am. In fact, I'm glad to be out of there."

"Huh?"

The girl looked at Yamada, dumbfounded. It was as if all her expectations were blown out of her proportions.

"Yeah, it was like a bunch of teenage girls at a K-Pop concert."

The girl looked as if she didn't understand what he was saying, but she got the jist of it.

"Do you not like girls?"

"O-Of course I do! But at this point it's kinda complicated." Yamada said.

"If I told you I liked girls...would you be okay with that?"

Yamada looked at her, wide-eyed.

"Why wouldn't I be okay with that?" He replied.

"I mean, are there rules here saying you can't?"

All the girl could muster was a nod.

"One of the girls that sucked your...thing, I have feelings for her."

"But, my family doesn't like people that marry the same sex."

"In fact, this part of the kingdom exiles people with those interests."

The girl's eyes was brimming with tears. It was clear that she was passionate about who she was as a person, but was pushed by the laws of her society.

"I'll never become an Elite Elletear if they know about me.."

AN ELLETEAR.

Haruka had mentioned forming a contract.

And that way of forming a contract—was through kissing an Elletear.

"Hold on, you're an Elletear?" Yamada asked.

"I-I am, why?"

Yamada stared into her eyes, and asked a question.

"What is your name?"

"My name?"

"Yes."

"My maiden name..is Maika."

He took her hands, and looked at her with a smile.

"Forgive me for doing this."

And in an instant, Yamada and Maika's lips embraced. Maika tried to pull him off, but Yamada was persistent to give her that dream.

Her dream to becoming a strong Elletear would start now.

Yamada pulled his lips away from hers, and was met with a blunt force to his cheek.

Maika had slapped him fairly hard, and in a way, it made him feel like a weak piece of shit. But coming from a tsundere, it kinda was to be expected.

"W-W-Why would you KISS me?!" Maika yelled.

Yamada could only respond with a smile as Maika's hand has begun to flash. Suddenly, a red seal had appeared on her hand.

Maika looked at him, and Yamada couldn't help but laugh.

"You said you wanted to become a strong Elletear, right?" Yamada grinned.

"Then I'll help you fulfill that dream."

He held his hand out to Maika, but instead, was greeted with another slap.

"YOU IDIOT!"

Yamada looked at her, confused.

"Did I do something wrong?"

"OF COURSE YOU DID!"

Maika looked at him, a furious expression in her eyes.

"Look, I'm happy you want to help me become a good Elletear, but to form a CONTRACT?!"

"Do you THINK I want to have sex with you?"

It took some time to analyze his actions.

And all he could do was put a palm to his face.

And thus—Yamada's real reincarnation story had begun. A disastrous one, to be exact.