2 I'm a Snail!....What The Heck
' ' is sarcasm
Jay woke up in black abyss, confused, he tried to move, but it felt like he was in some sort of cage, panicking he tried pushing against it, but was surprised to find out he had no limbs, with that he started panicking even more.
Jay:"Ok Jay calm down, I said clam down, your going to be ok breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out."
And he noticed another thing,he wasn't breathing through his nostrils, it felt like he was breathing through his skin.
Jay:"Am I even human anymore."
Jay:"Well of course i'm not human, human don't breath through there skin."
Jay:"Ok calm down, what's the last thing I remember.
Jay 'sat' there for a moment, trying to see if he could recall even the tiniest bit of information.
Jay:"Oh, I remember now, my boss fired me, and while I was walking home I got lost thought, I then heard the sound of a truck and then, I was unconscious.
Jay:"Did I die? yeah most likely."
Although he was sad, he was glad to be free from his miserable life on earth.
Jay:"But, how the hell am I still thinking aren't I dead."
Jay:"Is this like one of those cliche novels that I read."
"Well in that case wouldn't I have a super cool OP system"he said in excitement
Jay:"Maybe I'm in an egg, maybe i'm an OP dragon that legs haven't been developed yet, that may explain why I can't feel my legs, but that doesn't explain why I am breathing through my skin, maybe I'm a water dragon who knows."
Jay:" Status..... nothing is happening hmm maybe another phrase?"
Jay:"Menu..... still nothing."
At this point he was starting to get nervous.
Jay:"Ahh open Menu."
Name:Jay
Species:Common Garden
Snail(unhatched)
Gender: hermaphrodites
Stats
Hp: 9
Strength:0.9
Defence: 5
Stealth:0.1
Intelligence:2
Mana:Locked
Level:1 69 EXP Til Level 2
Skills
None
Jay starred at the screen for a few moments, before closing it not believing what he just saw.
Jay:"Surely I must be hallucinating right theirs no way i'm a snail hahahahaha yeah that must be it i'm just hallucinating."
He opened the screen back again only to see the same thing he did it a few more times, still thinking he was hallucinating.
Before he finally accepted the fact that he was a ..... Snail.
Jay:"So i'm a snail now ha, haha, hahahahaha.
Jay:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."
A Few Minutes Later
Jay:"Ok now that I got that out of my system I can finally focus.
Jay:"Ok i'm a snail now, I really don't know how I feel about this, on one hand I did say I want my life to be as easy as a snail's, but on the other hand.... I don't have any, well hand's! how am I gonna grab stuff.
Jay:"And I also wonder how Ginger is doing well I forgot to close the box so probably he'll get out at some point
Jay:"Ok enough of my ranting, I should be grateful that I have another chance at life."
Jay:"But I have a question for you, God... Whyyyyyyyyyyyy a snail I could have been a lion, a dog, or even a regular bird, and I would have been happy.
Jay:"Sigh, whatever what am gonna do in this egg before i'm ready to hatch?"
Jay:"Well, I could meditate."
Jay 'sat' there for a moment closing his eyes and concentrating, and, after a few minuted a message popped up in front of him.
System: Ding!"New Skill Unlocked "Meditation"
When in this state of mind gain 0.1 points of Intelligence per hour and time also goes by faster to the user.
Jay:"Yes! I got the perfect skill in this situation.
Jay:"Plus I gain 0.1 points of Intelligence as an added bonus.
Jay:"On the topic of intelligence, why were my stats so freaking low my highest one is 9, 9 but that guess thats to be expected from an unborn snail, but that low intelligence is really nerve-wracking, are they making my fun intelligent or something and also I'm both male and female... that's really weird."
Jay:"Whatever guess it's time to meditate, since there's nothing better to do."
One Hour Later
System:"Ding,Intelligence has hone up by 0.1, current intelligence is 2.1.
Jay:"Woah an hour has passed already it felt like a few minutes.
Jay:"But if I get a notification every time an hour passes it'll be annoying, maybe I can turn off the notification?"
Jay:"System can you turn off notification for the meditation skill."
System:"Yes host."
Jay:"Woah I'm surprised that worked, can you also alert me before I am ready to hatch?"
System:"Yes host"
And with that he began meditating again.
Time Skip (3 weeks later)
System:"W k e u ho."
System:"Wake uilp host."
Jay:"Huh?"
System:"It's almost time for you to hatch."
Jay:"Oh I remember now, the way system how long has it been?"
System:"Three weeks."
"Woah three weeks time flew by so fast."Jay said in amazement.
Jay:"Also I can't keep calling you system do you mind if I give you a name?"
System:"Not at all host."
Jay:"What is your gender?"
System:"I don't have a gender host."
Jay:"Hmmm how about I name you Ginger from my pet snail back home?"
Ginger:"Ok host I will now be known as Ginger."
Jay:"And stop calling me host, call me Jay ok."
Ginger:"Ok host."
Jay:"I said to call my Jay."
Ginger:"I cannot do that host."
"And why not."Jay was starting to get a little bit angry.
Ginger:"Classified Information."
Jay:"Sigh, whatever I guess it time to get of of this shell."
He pushed against the shell and it started to crack a little excited, he pushed more and more until he finally broke out.
Jay:"Yes i'm free."
Ginger:"New skills unlocked."
