I was Kidnapped by a Goblin Emperor

It had never occurred to me that I would be the subject of a kidnapping. Correction, the subject of a nonhuman kidnapping. Goodness gracious! No, no no! I am not the nonhuman I speak of. Very much a homo sapian… unless my mother dearest has been hiding that secret from me my entire eighteen years of life. Mere hours ago, I would have chortled most unpleasantly if you had told me of future me’s current circumstances. Golly what a laugh that would have been. Oh, where to start? Right, right, right. From the beginning then. --- SLOW UPDATES