3 Chapter 3
Well, though its been 6 months, my father clearly hasn't changed one bit. Though, he wont physical hurt me, he is trying mentally. If I wasn't already an adult mentally, I would have been so screwed. So, this has to change, but I can not really kill him as that would look to suspicious. I think the best option right now for me is to ask the system whether or not they can well, change his emotions.
[Sorry host, though all equal exchange may happen; interfering with human minds, other than the host, is not allowed]
Okay, how about you kill him?
[I could, however, it would One, cost you something nearly impossible and Two, it will decrease your chances of finishing the main quest from Unlikely to Impossible, host.]
What? How does that make sense? How can I go from Unlikely to Impossible, I think I would be able to defeat Kaguya pretty easily without Father, no?
[I wish it would be that simple host, your Father holds influence in your life, your first kill can not be someone of your Blood. It will make a lot more future exchanges very high.]
Okay okay, i understand. Well, time for some world development.
Right now I was inside a house, it wasnt too big just the normal single family house that you would see in Naruto, however inside, it was a whole different story. Alcohol bottles littered the ground, with some shards of glass stuck in the floor. A ---- magazine on the window-shelf. A obese man with some what strong arms with a stubble was asleep on a couch too small for him.
On the couch you could see the couch legs bending, crying in agony waiting for someone to take them out of its misery. The blue velvet covering, saying its final prayers before what seemed to be its last time it would ever be attached to the couch. The handles on which the obese man rest his head on. Well, don't get me started on those.
The overweight giant slept on the couch, an overgrown stubble, patchy is some areas, shaggy hair, that was full of grease. His face, drool mixed with alcohol seeped out of his mouth, and his nose looked as if a fly was coming out of it. Snoring, as loud as a aeroplane engine. This man was a terrible father.
I understand your wife died, but this was excessive you had no reason to do something like this. I know for a fact your wife would want you to take care of me as best as you could, unless...
As I stared at him lying on the couch, I thought numerous ways I could strangle him to death. But, I decided to listen to the system. Lucky guy.
I stepped outside of the house, getting ready for the 10km run, before I started this monologue to, no one...
I did all 100 push ups sit-ups and squats. The system did notify me that soon a quest would be updated, so I don't if it will be this one or the main quest.
I did a light jog, like usual, I ran pretty fast for a light jog I usually finish the entire jog in like 70-80 minutes, which is around where athletes would finish a marathon at, and realise that I was doing a light jog. Also, this shows how strong chakra is, being able to allow a 2 year old to run 10km at a pace where pro athletes would finish at, on a light jog.
I tied up my laces and started the jog. I ran very erratically, meaning my path wasn't like a straight line. I mean, how would I be able to run nearly a 1/3 of the entire village without stumbling in front of a couple restricted only for civilians. Argh, damn bloodlines. I would be able to finish my jog a lot faster if it weren't for them.
Today, it took me 85 minutes to finish it, i had another like 10 minutes helping an old woman get to her house, I received a system notification but I decided not to look at it. It was already getting dark and I nearly had completed it.
Once I did complete the 10km run, I received another ping.
"Another damn, ping." I blurted loudly, startling a couple nearby people, making them think why a someone who looks like they are 6 talking like they just came out of the womb.
Oops
Any way
Open notifications, system.
[ALERT]
[Hidden quest - save the old lady from the nasty affects of old age!]
Quest status - Completed
-Rewards:
2 Kunai
10 Shuriken
Random D rank quest
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Achievement Unlocked:
Complete a Hidden Quest, Flawlessly the first time!
-Rewards:
1 Rare Crate
10 Uncommon Crate
10 Common Crate
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Achievement Unlocked:
Its been awhile of torture. Complete 6 months of Saitama's hellish training!
-Rewards:
Increase in Push ups, sit ups and Squats by 3!
Increase in 10km run by 2!
Increase in Chakra Pills by 5
Increase in Stamina Pills by 2
Muscle Toner Pill [Increases the size and strength of Muscles, take after bone pill]
Bone Toner Pill [Increases the size and strength of the bones, take after Skin pill]
Skin Grower Pill [Increases the size of the human]
Fin
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WHAT! Increase in the workout regime? I barely got used to it after 5 months! But, the chakra pill and stamina pills will increase. Do they increase from now?
I check my hand to see. Yes! They do. Thank God.
But what are these Muscle toner and bone toner and skin grower.
I have to use them in order?
Okay lets chug one right here. Wait, grows the human? Never mind, let me go back inside.
I walk inside, to see the waste of life still sleeping there on the couch, without a care in the world.
I walk towards my room, same old, same old. The bed that didn't fit me until i started opening my chakra points. Oh well.
I claimed the rewards for the skin pill first, following the guide.
I chugged the first pill. Nothing happene-
Oh and this heaven feeling was mesmerising! Ah, it felt like I was still in the womb! Next, it was time for the bone pill. Well it wasn't as mesmerising as the Skin pill, it was still nice. And time for the muscle pill.
I chugged it and, oh its even worse than the bone pill. I cant feel anything at all. Well, I expected more from you system.
I stood up, and checked out my new body. Wow, I looked as if I was an academy 3 year student already, wow.
[Growth Will be stunted until host reaches Age: 11]
Well that's a downer, I hoped that I would be able to grow some more, oh well. I cant do much about it anyway.
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System Notification:
-New stat unlocked x2
[Bone Strength: Bone -> Tungsten-Titanium Bones]
[Muscle Strength: Genin -> Low Chunin]
Oh cool. Wow, my muscle strength rivals that of a Low chunin? And I was on a genin level before? That's epic! I wouldn't been able to reach that for a couple more years. I wonder how crazy Saitama's Blessing will be even if its a minor.
---- 2 and A HALF YEARS LATER----
I sighed, well there goes my somewhat peaceful life as a civilian. Time to protect my self from the Nine-tails fox. I wonder if I could exchange for the seal to be put inside of me instead of Naruto...
