74 A black knight

We hurried back to join Dabla and the old man, while Limy avidly licked a chunk of clot stuck on the femur of a zombie.

“I think we may have just invented the first XXL-sized lollipop this world has ever seen. Maybe we should patent it? We could call it Limypop… nah, that sounds lame…”

Hiiiiiiiiiiiii!

‘What was that?’

[That was the neighing of a horse.]

‘Yeah, I know that, what I meant was: why is it neighing?’

[Because horses are unable to speak and that’s the only sound they can make.]

‘Thank you, Captain Obvious, but, again, not what I was asking!’

Hiiiiiiiiii!

The neighing of a horse could be heard once again. But worryingly enough, this time around the sound came from up above. I directed my gaze upwards, just in time to see a horse falling from the sky and headed straight towards us.

PAF!

With a nasty sound, it landed on top of us, completely squashing us.

Status:

Name: Peter Gravel

Kind: Magic stone | Race: Dungeon core