3 My mind and meet parents.

Leaving my room I headed towards the dining room with more trepidation than I had in all my two lives. I expected Uchiha Mikoto to be more than he appears to be over those three years of being canonical Sasuke, and I was hoping that Uchiha Fugaku didn't have as much father in the ass as I thought he did. Seriously, taking a 4-year-old into a war full of death and despair and not wanting to be killed by it is asking too much. But I was also reluctant to leave this family. It was the only one I had after all. Should I try to save them somehow? Perhaps...

It seemed somewhat ironic and very absurd to think about it because even if I felt something for them and wanted to save them, I couldn't do anything in the little more than 3 years I would have before the massacre. Thinking ours should be redundant in this case but as I said before I was never the smartest kid. Itachi who was and is a genius found no less murderous way to solve the case, imagine if I would. But... it still left a bitter taste not even trying right? I had cheats and even though the weather wasn't that big of a deal, there was even a small chance. After all, my magic was capable of creating non-living things... I could make my parents' dead bodies and ask them to flee. Or order them to flee. After all, I didn't want to interfere with the canon until I received Pedomaru's cursed seal.

I was worried about why I didn't really believe Itachi would change his mind about the massacre after our deep conversation about silly mind manipulation concepts. I just felt it. For some reason the plot would still follow such a configuration. The Uchiha clan would be obliterated and I would be abandoned by my nii-san in this village full of cursed people. Of course, my hunches weren't just based on guesswork. Uchiha Obito was out there plotting against the village and the clan. It was impossible for him to miss the chance to weaken Konoha before starting his ridiculous plans to go into a permanent vegetative state in exchange for a silly dream where he would finally rip off Rin's pants. It didn't make sense. Madara had rinnegan and could resurrect people, why not her disciple's beloved? Was he so injured that he didn't even think about it? Of course, I didn't know much about the afterlife and if there was minimal time for resurrection but Madara died at least for over 17 years (I deduced this as I would have been 17 when he was resurrected and it shouldn't have been possible for me to be born before he did. deserves. Chakra Indra and all).

Yes, we can't forget about Danzo and his psychosis with other people's eyes. He wasn't even a human anymore after so many bodily modifications he'd made using Senju Hashirama's cells and the dozens of Uchiha eyes ambushed by the root ninja. It was impossible for him to leave the Uchiha alone, mainly because the destruction of the clan was Senju Tobirama's long-term plan in the first place and as his most psychopathic student he would go through with it. Remember that the Uchiha clan was hostile to the Senju and the tough-bodied bastard didn't want to accept his older brother's suggestion about naming Madara Hokage. Not to mention the police force that forced the Uchiha to act with a neutral party and no real political power, plus the years of dissension over the common contempt given to the police by ordinary people and we have adequate segregation to work.

All this plus the pride of the Uchiha clan that did nothing or explain after everyone saw the eyes of the nine-tailed fox mirroring the Sharingan and practically screaming that they had fingered Uchiha in the middle of that tragedy makes things even worse. It cost nothing to report the Uchiha casualties and the possibility that someone had taken out their eyes and used them to attack the village. After all, it didn't make sense to have Uchihas die in the attack if it was something the clan had planned in the first place. But no, arrogance would not allow itself to be justified apparently and even if it did... They wouldn't. Damn stone faces couldn't even use their heads. What is the use of having an affinity with Yin? You'd expect it to be at least a little smart, but it looks like Nii-san is the only one that's worth it after all.

I sighed and finally reached the dining room where the two parents were waiting for me.

- Nii-san is on a mission? – I asked without even greeting the two. Yes, I would act much colder and disrespectful to them from now on. If this brings any reaction maybe... depending on what it is....

- No. He's training with Shisui and should be back soon. – Fugaku replied coldly, not bothering with the clear disrespect. Apparently acting like that with her parents showed more Uchiha pride and that was fitting. If this were before, even with my plant mother daring to act so badly, I would be punished by the great ones. Family love my ass.

I looked at Mikoto who smiled kindly at me asI expected me to sit with them. It was…passive, but much more expressive than I expected. The husband was sullen and annoying and she was tried and silent. A typical married milf. She was quite beautiful. Black hair and eyes with porcelain skin and typical Japanese clothing. If this were a Hentai she would represent it would be the Yamato Nadeshiko of my sexual fantasies. But that wasn't a Hentai nor was I the incest type so... I bet the old man hasn't been in the room. After all, just two children in a time of peace doesn't make sense to me.

It just didn't look like my dear mother was in menopause. Did my birth damage her uterus in any way? Or maybe she used a contraceptive seal? That would make sense. After all, she was the one who would feel the pain when she gave birth and the bastard would take the opportunity to try to turn her children into suitable weapons.

Now that I think about it... why am I so angry? My mind was already under control after the creation of the Mental Palace. It will be... Looks like I made a mistake, in the end. You shouldn't confuse feelings with an organized mind. But how to control my emotions? Nii-san must be good at this. Maybe I'll ask when we're alone.

No! I'm depending too much on nii-san. And why the hell do I call him that even when I don't talk to him? Ah well, I like him anyway. Even Hideki was Itachi's fan on earth when I watched the anime.

- Sit down and eat Sasuke-chan. You must be hungry since you disappeared yesterday and didn't even have dinner before bed. – a voice interrupted my thoughts. She was my mother of this life. Mikoto Nadeshi... cough cough... Uchiha Mikoto.

And she was right. I was starving and sat helping myself to whatever she had put on the breakfast table. It was a test actually. I needed to get used to food and know what that language really liked in the first place. I wouldn't be uncomfortable being in the body of a Chibi-Sasuke but I needed to know if that body was well connected with my adult soul.

Delicious!

Was that a cherry tomato? Looks like I saw somewhere that Sasuke liked tomatoes. It wasn't a big deal in my world but here it seemed that the lack of pesticides and pollutants made the fruit delicious. Um, yeah, it really was something I wouldn't mind and live eating.

Looks like I was already properly integrating with the 3-year-old Sasuke, huh? Well nothing about that. I can only be relieved that this is the case. My soul and my body seem fine after all.

This was worrisome because as far as he knew without proper timing it would be difficult to resist the corruption of Orochimaru's seal and he would end up losing his body to the perverted Sannin. And yes, I wanted the bastard's seal, but I wasn't going to follow him. The plan was to earn the seal on the chunnin exams ten years later knowing about the basics of Fuinjutsu at least. And when I say basic I mean the basics for the Uzumaki pattern. Which meant he should at least have seal skills at Jiraya's level. I had a plan to create Naruto as my loyal follower and until then it would be easy to catch the jerk to take me to the Uzumaki and Namikaze complex. After all, his mother was an Uzumaki fuinjutsu expert and the only person besides Naruto who could enter Konoha's Uzumaki complex was Naruto. Even if going to the complex was just his feeling that he was going to find something useful. If he wasn't wrong, Yin Kurama could be found inside Namikaze Minato, this could be found inside the caregiver's stomach and the creator could be summoned through the uzumaki mask he thought was in the temple.

Not to mention that Uzumaki Mito was something else and could have several of his notes about stamps inside the complex.

In fact if I could get sponsored by Tsunade I could really know a lot more about labels. I refuse to believe that Mito left his granddaughter ignorant of her dying clan's art. After all Kushina was a person controlled by the village and Tsunade's status as princess of the land of fire was much safer than Jinchuuriki's. The most appropriate way to let your clan's art live would be to teach your own granddaughter and as it was not said in the canon about Tsunade's ability at the time there was only a chance that Mito had recommended the medical Sannin to hide this ability.

Now why was I so interested in fuinjutsu and why would I just let the bastard snake give me a bitten hickey on the neck? Simple I wanted the sage mode and I didn't want to hire a summoning animal. What about Yin Kurama? My manna depends on spiritual energy. If I have Yin Kurama my spiritual energy soars, soon my manna will follow. I would need to know about Fuinjutsu if I wanted to be Yin Kurama's Jinchuuriki and get rid of Pedomaru's soul piece. Not to mention all the other uses and possibilities of Fuinjutsu. if myselfthat is to say, it was almost like an art that overwrites reality. The mere existence of the storage seal was proof that art broke all physical laws of conservation of matter. Doubling space was a power op if I say so myself. Besides, I was unable to replicate this with my Arcof Embodiment.

It was actually a stroke of genius to have manna as a core separate from the chakra paths but connected to spiritual energy. With that even if I have too much spiritual energy I wouldn't have problems like Yakumo from the Kurama clan and his ridiculously weak body. It wouldn't even be affected so massively by the sharingan as the spiritual energy wouldn't overwhelm me regardless of the situation. Of course, I still need to resolve the blindness issues that nii-san would face. Looks like I must wake up the mangekyo before she leaves the village. Nothing difficult, if I need to relive some of my worst moments and that's it. It would have my eyes.

- What is Sasuke chan thinking about? – my mother asked curiously.

- No nii-san. It's taking a while. – I replied while eating my breakfast. – I want him to teach me how to fight today, but I don't know how to make him do it. Kaa-san can you send nii to help me?

I needed to know about this Shisui too. According to the story I should meet him soon. I wanted to disrupt Danzo's life even though I didn't want to change the canon and the easiest way to do that was to put an explosive seal on Shisui's eyes that would activate when external chakra was channeled into him. I was going to have half of Danzo's face blown up or don't call me Sasuke.

Who asked to mess with my family? Even though they're not perfect, they're still my blood. If I can't save them at least I'd have their lives turned to hell.

- But how mean. Your Kaa-san is only good for that huh?

- It's not true Kaa-san. You cook really well too, you know? – I said smiling innocently at her knowing that it was an offense but not showing it. Mikoto didn't answer but still smiled gently even after twitching his left eyebrow. Looks like I'm going to have to push harder to make sure I get a reaction. Uchihas and their dick-in-the-ass faces.

The only one who looks cool being Kuudere is nii-san and no one else.

That thought was very childish, I thought a little but didn't care much. It was obvious that he would be affected by this body and by canonical Sasuke's earlier memories. Sigh. I hope Itachi comes back soon. I feel much more at ease with him than with these so-called parents.

And indeed the inference was true. Itachi was kuudere in personality while the other Uchiha tried to be. It was like comparing an original product with a counterfeit one, even if they had the same effect and were made on the same fake molds, they didn't compare to the real thing.

I even tried to imitate nii-san in the canon if I remember correctly. Boruto's Sasuke has a sinister kuudere wibe but he has always been and will always be tsundere. It was his destiny. My destiny now that I'm here...

By the way fuck fate. It will be me. I will laugh and cry when I feel I must. Being ruthless with enemies was a necessity and having a few girls in the way. I don't know if I would fall in love after all this has never happened before, but I will definitely try. And if when I grow up nii-san is still weird like now, I wouldn't mind snu snu with him. After all I'm not prejudiced and if it's to get that tension out of the way I don't mind playing with your ass.

Mine was a no-no

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