2 Yay, I'm HALPING

My name is Guan Wei, or at least my current name. I'm what people called a Reincarnated person, or an Otaku usually said an Isekai'ed person. In my previous life, I'm just a normal college student who will graduate in a month, but in the most cliche way, I died because of a truck saving a little girl who wants to cross the road.

Anyway, After I get crushed by a Truck, I wake up in a white room where I see an older man wearing white cloth. The older man then introduces himself as a god who will be sent me to another world because I'm one of the lucky people who choose to be sent to another world.

When I hear the offer from the older man, I immediately refuse the offer, but before I was able to decline, The older man pushes me a little, and before I know it all around me becomes dark.

The next time I able to see was the day when I was born and let me tell you being born from your mother, Va*ina, is a weird experience. Anyway, after I was born, I greeted by the most beautiful woman I ever see. The beautiful woman is my mother, and next to her is my father, a big man with a beard that hurt my skin when he takes me to his face. So, I punch his eyes with my baby hand.

After punching my father's eye, He then gives me to my mother while treating his eyes that become red because of my punch. Anyway, When he gives me to mother, My father then says something about me already using Heavenly Qi, which is the reason his eyes hurt.

~ One Month Later ~

One month after my rebirth, I now know which universe The older man sent me. The universe that I am currently living in is Xianxia type Universe, where the strong eat the Weak. The universe where people can get strong by meditating collecting Heavenly Qi from the surrounding area.

Anyway, after knowing which universe current I am in, I began to Cultivated. By the end of the day, I able to reach what called the Mid-Foundation level if my hearing correct by the sound my father shriek across the room.

Seeing the reaction of my father, I know that My current Cultivation will bring many people coming toward Me be it, good people or bad people. So I make my Heavenly Qi flow like the flow of the world masking my entire body and souls. Yes, Souls. For some reason, I have two souls, and I have a theory that the other soul is an Immortal person that should be reincarnated inside my body, but God kills the souls and leaving he/her knowledge for myself. While I have Two souls, I don't get the other soul's personality, and I think the reason is God doing.

Anyway, When my father comes to my room after I was masking all my Cultivation, he gets shocked and begins to take me close to his face and inspect as if I was an Unkown artifact. So, I punch him in the eyes, which makes him put me down to my bed once more.

~ 2 years Later ~

I'm now two years old boy even though I have a total age of 22, but it already in the past. Anyway, When I reach the age of Two, my mother began to ask me about my Cultivation. So reluctantly (That damned Puppy Eye) I show them my real Cultivation, which makes my parent and Sibling gasp in surprise because of me already in the Spiritual King if my father is correct, which is always because my father is awesome.

Anyway, after dinner, my Sibling then began asking me about training them how to cultivate. So when we have free time, I bring my Sibling to my room and begin to teach them my breathing technique, which is just imitation that knows from reading a novel from my previous world.

~ 1 Year Later ~

This year is the most exciting year that ever happens because my mother is currently giving birth to my new siblings; that's the right people. This big brother now becomes the real big brother. Anyways, My new siblings will arrive at any minute soon. When the nurse was coming outside, I immediately walk inside the room, ignoring the nurse. As I walked inside, I was greeted by the cutest thing I ever see, The twin sisters have been born, The left sister is Yu Wei, and the Right one is Xia Wei. Yu Wei is the older one by 1 minute. From the day onward, I make a new promise that I will dote my siblings, and I will destroy every single person that dares to lay their hands on my family.

~ 4 Years later ~

This year is the year when I reach seven years old. This also the year where my little sister Pan Pan (Fan Wei, and she is my older sister) becomes 15 Years old. When my little sister (Older sister) becomes 15, many bugs began to fly around her all the time, and there is this little bug look at my Pan Pan with a weird expression. So I follow this so-called young master to his mansion and able to see his plan to kidnap my Pan Pan. Hearing their plan, I become angry, but I will not charge into their base no, I will make something that my favorite Artist Bob Ross called 'Happy little Accident.'

So, I burn their Mansion 'Accidently' while killing all their elder and their Clan Head (Which is that Ba*tard father). I also accidentally move all their precious artifact, weapon&armor, Expensive Pills, and even Their Money. Because of that 'happy little accident,' that ba*tard become the poorest clan heir in the entire Empire.

The next day, a messenger coming to the throne room bringing urgent news saying that that little S*it clan has been rob and their mansion is burned to the ground, including their Spiritual Plant that burned to the dust.

"That unfortunate, huh?"

The rest of my family look at me.

"What?"

"Little Gu..."

"What did I do?"

~ 1 Year Later ~

Currently, I walked around the Immortal Mountain, the so-called the most dangerous place in the world, that even God does not dare to go inside the Mountain. Anyway, I walked around the hill for about 5 hours before I reach the peak of the Mountain where I meet this cool looking Dragon.

"WHO DARE TO TOUCH THIS HOLY GROUND?!?"

"Oh, Oh, That's me."

"WHY ARE YOU HERE MORTAL?!?"

"Well, I want to see what so special about this place."

"THEN YOU COME TO YOUR DEATH MORTAL!!!"

The Dragon then comes straight toward me with its jaw open wide. I duck under its jaw, and when I under its belly, I began to punch.

"I swear this is a serious punch."

All its lower body then began to explode and leaving a red mist of blood. The part that not exploded is its head.

"How?"

The Dragon said in a shocked expression.

"Well, when I reach the Spiritual Emperor, I gain a concept of power."

"I know, but how? With only Spiritual Emperor, you able to beat me a High God beast easily."

"Well, the concept I got is absolution."

"What?"

"Yeah, when I punch you, I infuse my punch with the concept of absolute destruction."

"But how there is no concept of Absolution..."

"Meh, now hold still."

I then began to regenerate all Dragon part and make him healthy as before.

"Why?"

"Why what?"

"Why heal me? even though I want to kill you earlier."

"Well, I just want to see what inside this mountain not to kill its guardian."

"I see, then let me said something."

The Dragon then spread its Wing before saying.

"I swear on my Life-Force to serve you, Guan Wei, as my master for the rest of my life. Master, please give this one a new name."

"Then, I name you Lei Chen-Tzu."

After saying that, I was able to see the Dragon began to transform from the black Dragon to a Green Dragon, and it now has a massive horn on top of its head when previously it doesn't. The Wing was also releasing electricity like an aura around it.

"Thank you, master. With you naming me, I able to break my bottleneck and reach a Saint-level."

From that day, I get myself a dragon as a pet. Anyway, the first order I give the Dragon is to guard the Mountain like usual because I can't come back home bringing a dragon that has Cultivation higher than even God.

~ 10 Years Later ~

For ten years, I use my time lazing around the mansion and cultivating once in a while. When I reach ten years, I already reach Low-Level God in Cultivation. That is the reason I don't want to cultivated anymore and just enjoying life with my parents and Sibling even though many people say something rude to me, but I don't care. I only care about my carefree life and my family, that's all.

Anyway, there is another little s*it that coming to our palace. This time he says something about making Little Pan Pan his mistress. So when the Fat Ba*tard was leaving the palace, I want to follow then and make them have 'Happy Little Accident.'

'Cih'

Look like my father doesn't want me to kill that little C*nt, and I already promised him I wouldn't kill the Little C*nt, but Father didn't say about his Kingdom.

"Huhuhuhu"

~ The next Day ~

The next day when we had breakfast, a messenger comes to our dining room, bringing urgent news. Anyway, I don't hear any of the news, but after telling my family finished listen to it, Little Pan Pan looks at me and says.

"Little Gu..."

"What did I do?"