1 Chapter 1: New Beginnings and a Very Hard Penis

James springs awake in a grass field rubbing his eyes to clear his vision, he can't seem to forget that day when everything went wrong. He wasn't a bad person although a little too horny and eventually his girlfriend became fed up with it dumping him. James' girlfriend wasn't particularly great outside of her looks, some even calling her a bitch but when you're a horny teen does that really matter? Distraught and downtrodden James took a lonely stroll through the streets of Manhattan but to his further disappointment he gets absolutely railed by a speeding taxi after not looking both ways to cross the road. Only one thought enters his mind as his life fades "Goddammit if only I could've gotten in her pants." James believes himself to be a dead man or rather a dead boy, but is he? James finds himself in a void approached by a being he cannot comprehend so his brain merely registers it as an amalgamation of colors. His surprise is met by a loud booming voice "So you've died… pity, alright off to the fantasy world you go have fun!"

"Wha-" the words can't escape his mouth in time before he is shot down in a new vessel landing on a grassy field. The clouds form the word "lol" almost as if god arranged the clouds to deliver a parting message to the confused boy. James scouts the area only to find himself in a completely different world "The wacky rainbow man wasn't lying… welp I guess this is a new life now not like I gotta save the world or anything." James begins his descent from the hill as he finds his first city when an interface appears in front of him.

"You have reached the City of Holiem."

"Sounds cool." James replies strutting with the overexaggerated swagger of a fantasy protagonist. Upon entering the city he soon realizes that he is lacking clothing and in turn is chased down by the local guard for indecent exposure being caught and thrown into jail if you could call it that, they were quite hospitable in fact and apologized swiftly for using what they deemed excessive force when they hardly used any for at all. In the end he received clothing and a decent 10 silver coins "At least luck has my back, stupid god leaving me with no clothes."

"Lucky indeed." He hears a stern masculine voice from behind him "Now to repay the people for seeing your disappointing manhood you're gonna join my guild." James ends up grabbed by the collar and dragged off to a large building filled to the brim with swords and most importantly for James… monster girls.

"I'm in! I'm in!" James shouts with excitement upon seeing the array of monster girls; there's almost any monster girl you can think of snake girls, bunny girls, canine girls, feline girls, even a dragon girl was in the guild. The man facepalms upon seeing James' reaction.

"Another horndog… this'll take some hard work yet again, come on lets get moving we have better things to do." James is dragged by the collar yet again and handed some sort of registration form "Sign this out I'll need your name, age and race.

"Alright…" He ponders thinking of a cool name for himself "Arthur Tempest, 17, Human." he hands the sheet back to the tall imposing man.

"Good enough, I'll get you some gear. I can't have you dying on the first day." The man leaves and returns with a set of leather padded steel armor and a broadsword "Maintain it, treat it like it's your family it'll keep you from dying. You can go now."

"Okay!" Arthur prances off with his exaggerated swagger and decides that it's time to let the horny loose.

Arthur struts into the room first approaching the dragon girl, needless to say it ended with bruises and disappointment so we'll move past that. Next is a labia perhaps our hero will get lucky this time "Hey-" nope another failure but that always happens sometimes right? Well for our poor hero here it happened every time and his day ended with a lot of bruises and nothing to be happy about. After the previous night's failures Arthur arises with a newfound energy and decides that he's been summoned to be a great hero and save the world, his first stop on this new rambunctious quest was the guild. Today Arthur is going to slay some monsters. He steps up to a large board set up but only finds one quest, a two person one that demands you slay a herd of direwolves terrorizing the outskirts of the city. Arthur reaches for the poster when another petite hand grabs onto it, the person turns to Arthur and stares at him with cold dead eyes. Yet another cute girl, taller than average but her eyes give a bad vibe to Arthur.

"Could you let go. This is my quest."

"It needs two people." Arthur retorts.

"I'll be fine alone. I rank high enough to do this by myself."

"Hmph, I need the quest. I'll just have to tag along" Arthur replies.

"You'll be dead weight. Don't blame me if you die.' The girl ignores Arthur as she heads out to the edge of the city waiting till dawn. Arthur catches up with her as she's set up camp waiting for a direwolf attack.

"Why are we waiting?" Arthur questions readying his blade.

"Now." The girl says drawing a bow aiming to a direwolf firing an arrow directly into its head "They're here." A pack of direwolves emerges from a forest as they snarl and lower their bodies preparing to rush the two person group.