1 Knocked Out!

It was 11pm, and a tall lanky teenager (188cm) was on his way home from his night shift at work. As it was late at night there were not any people around as he made his way through the park. Suddenly, he heard a strange noise from above! At first he thought his hearing was off as he was extremely tired for his long day, where as soon as he finished school he had to rush straight to work without a moment's rest. The strange sound however did not subside, instead becoming more pronounced.

'what's that sound?' he thought to himself as he massaged his ears.

'it's getting louder', he said to himself.

It was only then that he decided to look towards the pitch black night sky, where he noticed a tiny bright white light that seemed to be heading towards his direction!

'Am I just imagining things, is that what they call a shooting star or a meteorite?' he thought, assuming that it was just because he was tired.

As he just stood there he noticed that it was indeed heading towards his direction and straight towards him!

'FUCK YOUR MOM' he swore out loud as he didn't have any time to dodge as the 'Meteorite' crashed into his nuts without any further warning.

"AHHHHHH", the teenager Tie Zhu let out a blood curdling scream as he felt unimaginable pain strike him in his groin, instinctively reaching out to try numb the pain. When he looked down however he saw more blood than he had ever seen in lifetime, causing him to pass out with one last thought in his mind.

'Alas, my poor younger brother you were never able to enjoy your glory.' he lamented as he thought his life was ending.

As he passed out face down in the middle of the park however a strange phenomenon was occurring, however if anyone else were there they would notice the small changes taking place.

The tiny black rock that had destroyed his manhood was slowly transforming, expanding in size as it tried to enter Tie Zhu's blood and take control over his body like a parasite. A strange phenomenon was occurring as his penis was rapidly healing itself, transforming into a slightly darker colour, and continuing to expand in size!!

1 inches... 2 inches... 4 inches... 6...7...8... 11 inches, before it finally stopped, before taking a strange shape with strange bumps along it.

It was at this moment his penis emitted a strange light.

"FREEEEEEDOM" It's been almost 2 billion years since those bastards Gods ganged up on me and tried to kill me!! Hahahahahaha look at me now, I'm still alive and those ass hats have probably died of old age, but not me the mighty Tentacle God.

'HUH, where an I now, why is it so dark here!' the Tentacle God thought to himself as he observed his surroundings. 'hmm interesting, it seems that I have Possessed the body of a mortal human. His body isn't too bad I guess I might as well take control over his body and try build up my true body. When that happens I'll finally get my revenge. "HAHAHA WAIT FOR ME YOU OLD FARTS! REMEMBER THE DAY YOU ALMOST CAUGHT AND DESTROYED THE MIGHT OF THE CUCKLORD TENTACLE GOD!!"

'Well I guess it's time to try take control over this new body of mine' Tentacle God said to himself as he tried to integrate his cells with the body of his new host. As he tried to make his way and take control of Tie Zhu's dantian however a strange seal activated stopping his progress!

'WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS' the Tentacle God swore. 'this is a stupid mortals body how come I can't take control!' refusing to believe that a mortal could stop him from taking control he tried again this time with all his effort.

'AHHH' He swore as this time a bright light shine in his dantian sending strong bursts of energy somehow sealing the Tentacle God. 'Noooo, I refuse to believe I can be sealed again, what are the odds that I would run into a pure yang body! Out of all the people in the universe this body constitution is 1/1000000000000000000000000, and he is a fucking virgin to boot, fuck my luck, he swore one last time as the rest of his physical body disintegrated, leaving him as only a spirit stored in Tie Zhu's dantian.