2 So yea

Ugh, I feel like shit I mean I knew that it would suck but goddamn. so let's see if my status screen is working.

"STATUS"

' Ding! System starting'

Name: Please choose a name

Race: Please choose a Race

S. 0

I. 0

A. 0

M. 0

L. 20

/_______/

(Inventory-\/)

Starter Pack x1

Gift x1

/_______/

[ Shop ]

'Dragon slaying sword spear' 10k Gold

'Passive Skill | Body of The forge | <B>' 4k Gold

'Dragon scale Great shield' 2k Gold

'Dragonslayer Lionheart armor' 4k Gold

[_______]

-Rank { F- }-

< End >

My God, I only wanted a status screen not an entire fucking System like what am I going to use this for? A mate? Hold up let's see if this works.

'Where am I system'?

...

'System?'

....

Oh, thank God it's not a sentient system just a screen. For a second there I thought God might have misinterpreted what I wished for.

Right let's get to the bone of the situation, I gotta chose a name and race. Simple enough.

What are my options? 'Select race'?

'Stone Lizard'

'Nyghtmar cat'

'Blud wolf'

'Human'

'Ambrosia cow'

'Icarus raven'

'Nemean panther'

'Lytning wyvern Lizard'

'World Eating wyrmling'

<End>

Huh well, I didn't expect this at all, I mean come on with the names of these animals like seriously "Lytning wyvern lizard". So chunni.

WHAT No No No No NOOOOOO I take it back I take it back. Please don't do this. Please? no? Shit... fml or fmsl.

Crap. What even is an L.W.L. (short for lytning wyvern lizard) System? Answers? please? Ok just a status screen.

So I guess I am gonna name myself huh? What's a cool name? Drakon sounds cool. All right Drakon it is then. " Select name: Drakon".

Hey, I see a few things in my inventory so let's see what they are. 'Open Gift.'

| Contents |

1k Gold

Unique Passive skill | Ever-Evolving Monster |

Jewel of the storm God (Sealed)

<End>

Nice, there's the special skill I wished for. But what is the jewel of the storm God? Some sort of decoration? Should I eat it? Can I eat it?

Anyway back on the crazy train what's the starter Pack gonna give me? A sword? A cool new skill? Chocolate? Bacon?! Food? Food definitely food.

'Open starter pack, please'.

| Contents |

'Bladeless Kriegmesser '.

' Unique skill | Wyvern's ballad |' <A>

' Hollowed bones of a Leviathan Boa'

' A note that was written by god himself.'

<End>

Give me my DRAGON GODDAMNED FOOD. I'm hungry.

#Craaaack#(this is the symbol I'm using for SFX)

Argh. fuck. shit. Ouch. Fucking shit. ow. What the shit just happened. Why do I feel like I'm suffocating? Man, I hate this feeling.

Let me out. LET ME OUT!

#small cracks#

Finally, I got out that was horrible. Where am I?

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