1 I Died?

'What the Fuck?'

I have just woken up in a field and have no idea where I am. What would your first thoughts be?

The last thing I remember I was walking home from the bar on the sidewalk pretty intoxicated mind you. It was rather cold out. But that is besides the point. Now I'm freaking naked in the middle of a godforsaken field with no memory of how I got here. Oh by the way my name is Blue Nosduh. Yeah, my parents were interesting to say the least. Anyway, its not cold here so I don't think I'm in the states anymore. So first things first I have to find out where I am. I guess I should just pick a direction and start walking. Hopefully I will find a road. This field seems to go on for a very long distance.

So let's try East towards the sun.

'No not that way, Idiot!'

'Eh!?! What the Fuck was that?'

I look around for the disembodied voice or what I thought was a disembodied voice.

'Nevermind that just go the opposite way of the way you were about to go.'

'What the fuck? Why should I listen? where the heck is this voice coming from? Also damn mysterious voice where the hell am I?'

'Oh, you died and now your in another world.'

'What the Fuck dude? Fine, fine. how did I die then?'

'Oh, you were hit by the infamous truck-kun. Because you were walking drunk in the middle of the sidewalk. But he was drunk driving bummer for you so now you are here.'

'Fuck! Thats so much Bullshit! Fucking drunk drivers!'

'Right.. Well, anyway walk east away from the sun this world is opposite of your original one in that aspect. The sun rises in the west and sets in the east, north and south are still the same though.'

'Well that is nice to know if alittle irritating.'