What.....
'What the f**k...'
Was all his mind could think of as he gazed upon him, the man who is the main source of his confusion and unease.
While his friends were lost and confused, he remains absentminded as he stares at the figure that sits on an elevated throne in front of him.
Dressed in an obviously expensive robe with intricate designs, his dominating aura that screams for respect, his eyes filled with wisdom and exhaustion that replaced the vigor that once occupied them, the jewels that litter his old, wizened body, if all this serves as a hint to his identity, then the crown on his head and the throne are what solidified the position of this man in our young protagonists' mind.
'A king...'
As our young protagonist stands there dumbfounded while looking like an idiot, a thought comes to the back of his mind.....
'Who are you calling an idiot?!'
.... Was what the thought was.
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.....*sigh*.....I feel a headache coming....
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A few hours ago...
'How envious...'
I thought of that while looking at my two childhood friends having a blast talking to each other.
Oh? You don't know who I am? Well, let me introduce myself, I'm Jay, teehee~⭐
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Too creepy huh....well anyway, I'm a 2nd year highschool student at the peak of his youth, that time of life when you find friends for life, join a club to vent your fiery passion and build bonds with your teammates, and find that special person amidst a sea of people and discover love, that's right, this is youth, this is MY youth!
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UUWWAAAAAHHH...I KNOW, THE TRUTH IS I'M JUST AN OTAKU WHOSE FRIEND LIST CONSIST OF ONLY TWO CHILDHOOD FRIENDS WHO ARE ALSO NEIGHBORS! MY BODY IS SO WEAK THAT EVEN IF I BEGGED A CLUB TO TAKE ME IN THEY'LL STILL REFUSE ME! AND MY PRESENCE IS SO THIN THAT THE TEACHER AND MY CLASSMATES WOULD ACTUALLY FORGET ME DURING DAILY ROLE CALL! UUWWAAHHH.....WHOEVER SAID THAT YOUTH IS AWESOME WAS AN IGNORANT BASTARD!!!
*hic* *hic*.....*sniffle*...anyway, the only thing that makes me unique is my ability to speak, I only got this good because I actually narrate my own life like what I'm doing now. This is my only quirk..... or is that the reason why others call me wierd?.....*sigh*...I'm such a sad existence....
*cough* *cough* .....anyway, enough about me, let me introduce my childhood friends.
Sophia, she is practically the embodiment of her name. Wise beyond her age, and talented to the point 'skilled' is an insult to her talent. Talented at what you ask? Ehem~ she is only talented at everything humans can actually do. With her pink hair and perfect C-cup breasts which are only emphasised by her perfect figure paired with her immaculate face, she is practically a goddess!
...*sigh* and the woman I love.....not that I ever had a chance.....
Next is the other one, I don't see why I should even explain but since I already started, I'll just finish it. He's Lance, he's pretty handsome, golden hair, blah blah blah blah...anyway, he's what you would call an ideal man.
The two of them are called behind their backs as the 'Heavenly pair', while unrelated I'm actually called the 'Demonic third-wheel'...it hurts that I actually know of it.....*sniffle*
Well.....the three of us has been stuck since birth I guess. Our mothers have been friends since highschool so they kept in touch which resulted to us being neighbors and childhood friends.
Well anyway, we're just highschool students working hard to get into college and having magical portals appear in front of us like all normal teenagers~
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"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!", I was so surprised I didn't even censor my words...teehee~
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'teehee~' THE F**K!!!!
Ah! I censored it this time! Huhumm~ I'm such a nice boy~
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And while our stupid protagonist keeps getting sidetracked by his stray thoughts, the portal proceeds to pull his friends in the dark uknown with him...
'Huh? Who said that?'
...Hoh? It would seem our protagonist actually has heard me....
'Yeah I heard you so who are you?'
.....For a guy who thinks of the stupiddest things you calm down quite quickly.
'Eh? What are yo-'
.....
....And there goes the hero. Huh, to think he actually heard me.....
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Which brings us back to where we are...*sigh*....how idiotic....
'What do you mean idiotic?!? And I've been asking for a while but who ar-'
Well, anyway while the hero is being an idiot, the figure seated upon the throne, the king, spoke.
"Welcome young heroes, I'm sure that you must be confused but know that I have summoned you here to defeat the demon king and save mankind!" , the king then sent his wise gaze upon our confused young heroes while...
"Ehh...."
...was all their respone.....*sigh*....I feel a headache coming....