I hate love. I hate cliché love stories and seeing my friends with boyfriends make me sick to my stomach. I suppose my friends don't matter though since I've moved. I'm determined to keep path in life good and just get out of my mom's depressive circle. That is.. Until I met Kiev... ***This book is almost entirely satire. Yes, it is a real love story, but it clings to the edge of a joke. Please enjoy this and remember not to take it too seriously