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I Can't Cultivate In Cultivation World

Author: Adult_Hoodie
Fantasy
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David a normal ugly middle aged person bought in world where humanity constantly harassed by otherworlds and greedy humans. David got a weird shop where he can buy anything with money. He swears he will tear down heaven and eat dragon. David- shop exchange 1 cultivation technique Shop- "Adamantine Bone Refining Technique", 100 million gold coin. David- ...... (Vomiting blood) Hello This is my first novel please comment on mistakes. -18+, Married Protagonists, Comedy, Cunning Mc, Logical Story.

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# ADVENTURE
# REINCARNATION
# R18
# SYSTEM
# COMEDY
# CULTIVATION
Chapter 1Bullshit Reincarnation

"Where Am I?".

I Remember clearly when drinking In the bar i drank too much and i guess ended up here.

Then i am here. I don't know what happened after that? (or i don't wanna remember what happened after that)

Prologue-

My Name Was David... Just David.

And I died One Day.

End Of Prologue.

Back to the main point the first sight to greet him was a bare, long ass mountain range that doesn't seem to end. David seem to confused by this sudden chenge in environment. "why my head hurts?" What...

David screamed in pain as he got torrent of unfamilier memories in his brain.after 5 minute of world destroying pain passed . david was horrified to found that he in in another world in different body who look exactly same as his.

[DING]

[ALL MIGHTY SHOP IS ONLINE], said a cold and emotionless robotic voice.

As david heard this voice he felt stone left on his shoulder as he knew what this system and shop bullcrap is also comfirmed again that he has travelled through another world.

"So what with you Mr. all mighty shop", asked david in calm tone.

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