8 -=Teuchi's past? Naruto's disciple?=- rewritten
After team 7 came back to konoha they had to report their mission.
Naruto instantly ditched them and goes around showing the village to Haku and Ikki, Kakashi had to do all the reporting and Sasuke got back to the uchiha compound to brood some more, aparently Sakura is the only member of team 7 that has living family members, so she went to tell them that she was alright.
After showing the village to Haku and Ikki, Naruto takes them to Ichiraku's to eat something, reaching there Ayame instantly turn her 'teasing onee-san' mode onn
"Ara~, Is that your girlfriend Naruto-kun?" Ayame asks making Ikki blush a little
"-_- Seriously Ayame-nee? One miso pork for me Teuchi jii-san"
"I will want the same" Ikki doesn't really know what to order so she decides to take the same as Naruto
"Ara~, even matching their meals, so cute" Ayame doesn't loses her chance to tease Naruto but as aways its not very effective.
"I will take the same as well" Haku said, while amused by Ikki's reactions, she was never really expressive before.
"... So this is Haku, And she is Ikki. They recently moved to Konoha, so i was showing them around.
By the way, How was things on the village while i was away?"
"Oh, That... People were thanking god that your pranks stopped, and they even thought that you would stop completely..." Ayame said, as they work in a good area of konoha, they often hear about Naruto's pranks.
"I see... It seems that they missed it so much, they were imploring god for me to come back huh? So i will give them some extra pranks this week..." Naruto then looks at Ikki and Haku
"Would you two, perhaps be interested in doing pran*Cough* stealth and ninja traps training?" Naruto asks with a smirk
"Ehhh... I don't think that's a good ide-" Haku starts, but Ikki cuts him off
"OF COURSE!" Judging by Haku's surprised face, it seems that even he didn't know that Ikki had a prankster side to her.
"Okay then, to celebrate Naruto's first mission, out of the village and Haku-kun and Ikki-chan moving to konoha, then today's ramen is on the house" Teuchi says, surprising Naruto
"Teichi-jii-san? Why are you so generous today? Did something good happen?" Naruto asks with a curious face.
Seeing his face, Haku thinks
'To think that, even someone who acts so distant like him could be so childish sometimes...'
And Ikki only thought one word
'Cute...'
Unaware of their thoughts, Naruto keeps looking at Teuchi for a explanation
"Ah, It's because they remember me of my late wife... She had this personality, were she always acted cold like Haku there, but inside was a playful girl, Like Ikki there..." Teuchi answers with a smile on his face.
"Ayame-nee's mother?"
"Yes, She looked just like Ayame, but she had a longer hair. I miss her sometimes, Even though i had a marriage before her, she was just... special to me..."
"You had a marriage before her?" Naruto now is really intriged by this
"Oh, yes, I had. My first wife, Kaguya was her name, left me after she had some kind of dispute with her clan, She had whitish gray hair her face was really pale but iy didn't look bad on her... its been a long time since i heard of her, last time i heard of her, I think she had an argument with our kids... Hagoromo, Hamura how are you two today i wonder..." Teuchi's gaze grew distant for a moment
"Anyway we got off topic there, Let's celebrate"
' So it was true, he is indeed the Sage of six bowls , but it surprises me that he is Kaguya's husband... well that would at least explain who is Hagoromo's and Hamura's father...'
[His son name... it sounds like someone i knew]
'Huum? One of the other bijuus, perhaps?'
[No... it's just... Forget it Kit, its just a coincidence]
'If you say so...'
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"So~, What do you two think?" Naruto asks after showing Haku and Ikki the house they will live at, Naruto stole a lot of money from Gato, even though he left a lot for the land of waves, he still had more than enough to buy a house.
And by they will live at, That includes Naruto, obviously as he had enough of living at a apartment.
"I feel kinda bad, having to depend on you for everything Naruto-kun..." Haku said, and Ikki nodded
"Drop the 'kun'. We are friends afterall... And you two will not live here for free" Naruto gives them a piece of paper with a lot of things written on it.
"This is a pran*Cough* training schedule... You two will train based on it, and remember, the more you train, the better. After I become a chunnin, as i don't put a lot of faith in my teammates... You two may end up in my team, and even if you don't, then you can pay 'rent' after you two start doing missions."
Haku rolls his eyes at Naruto's 'training' regimen, While Ikki had a mischievous smirk at her face.
"Okay then, if you say so..." Haku agreed at last. Not much he can do, But what can some harmless pranks do anyway?
"Well since that is settled... I need to go tell the hokage that you two are already settled. So i will go now, Bye Haku, Bye Ikki!" Naruto says while turning to leave
"Bye Naruto-ku-... Naruto" Haku answers
"Bye Naruto!" Ikki says while she turns her head ro her new 'training' regimen, in the middle od the pranks there is some interesting training methods, and even some ideas for her to train her dojutsu ability...
"This..." Ikki turns to her side just to see a equally surprised Haku, looking at his paper...
"To think that he went so far just to help us..." They keep reading the paper as they enter the house...
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"So Haku and Ikki are settled, huh... good, but do tell me Naruto, will you finally stop doing your pranks? the ammount of paperwork that they are giving me are going up recently..." Hiruzen shivered just by saying the dammed word.
"Nah, im good" Naruto answers mischeviously and prepares to go out of the office when a boy enters the room shouting
"OLD MAN, I WILL DEFEAT YOU AND BECOME THE FIFTH HOKAGE---" and then trips... on nothing.... weird kid...
Konohamaru looks around to find a way of hiding his embarassing feat of triping on pure oxigen, and his eyes land on Naruto
"YOU, YOU DID THIS DIDN'T YOU!? YOU MADE ME TRIP!" Konohamaru shouts at Naruto
'OH GOD PLEASE NO' Naruto pleads to any God to help him... but no one came
"sigh~, Kid how do you plan on being the next hokage if you cant even defeat this old man there?" Naruto asks and then points at Konohamaru's guardian at the entrance of the room
"HEY WHO ARE YOU CALLING OLD? YOU ARE OLD, YOUR WHOLE FAMILY IS OLD!!" scream the old man, while rushing to beat Naruto up
"Sigh~, What a drag~ {Oiroke no jutsu}" Naruto defeats the old man and by consequence the hokage as well with his self created S-Ranked jutsu.
[Kit... you should use this jutsu in your pranks]
'Nah, this is my trump card, i can't just use it to do something so low as pranks... It would need to be THE prank, for me to use it.'
[...]
Konohamaru at the side had stars in his eyes. his attitude towards Naruto does a 180 degrees turn as he immeadiatly asks
"Teach me that jutsu so i can defeat the old man hokage" Naruto just looks at him and flickers away after saying
"Only if you can impress me, kid"
"I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT IM CAPABLE OFF SENSEI!" Konohamaru doesn't even know Naruto's name but is already calling him sensei... strange kid...
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After the episode with Konohamaru Naruto went back to his routine, Train, Pass some time with his friends now adding Haku and Ikki to that list, Training some more, Relaxing a little Doing missions with team 7 and just like that a month passed.
During this month Konohamaru tried to gain Naruto's recognition but failed everytime until Naruto seggested him to do some 'stealth training' also know as pranks, adding more and more paperwork to Hiruzen's table.
'why dont he uses shadow clones to speed the process up?'
[he probably forgot about the jutsu, he is so old afterall]
'That or that mummy is telling him to not do it...'
[Which mummy?]
'That guy called Danzo, he is the hokage's boyfriend'
[Ah.... Uh... okay.]
During this month team 7 completed almost 200 d-ranked missions thanks to Naruto's clones 10 c-ranked missions involving escorting some merchants from konoha to other villages and one b-ranked mission of capturing some bandits on konohas borders that had some weak gennins with them, but nothing like their first c-ranked mission that was registered as a b-ranked on their mission history.
Naruto made a lot of improvements during this month, his body started adapting to his weights way faster than before, he could react way faster than before, his chakra reserves grew and his control over his chakra, chains and even Kurama's chakra skyrocketed, when he asked Kurama why this happened
[You infused a LOT of my chakra into your blood when you dispelled that blood jutsu, so maybe your blood got purer(as in 'with less impurities'), or it mutated somehow... I don't know, blood is not my area of expertise...]
Was what Kurama said at least, he questionned that since his blood got purer why didn't his hair turn red? Kurama also had no clue about this so he just ignored it, The purer blood thing was just a theory... A game theo*Cough*
Because of his 'bloodline awakening' he started to see the seals that he used to store his things in a different light from before, he could understand them and because of that he started to pratice fuinjutsu all by himself, with the insane amount of money that he sto- *cough* borrowed... permanently... without permission... from Gato, he could just buy all the materials needed, so he learned how to create seals, which made him think
'Fuinjutsu is like my old world programming, in sorts its just that it uses the meaning of the words to make the seal work, if i could use a better way of writing what i want in the seals i should be able to make them better, for example this word paper bombs uses a fuin that if i translated would be like: chakra, store, transform, store, release. which means that it stores chakra, transform it into fire natured chakra, stores the fire chakra and released it after, thats also why it does not explode instantly, and the kanjis used also do not infer a good enough meaning, so if i used english instead of kanjis, in theory i should be able to make the fuins more effective as well, if i use the kanjis for 'Turn into fire' or write, Burn, the latter should be more efficient... i think...'
After this naruto experimented with a lot of seal formulas, he ended up creating:
Silencing seal: the area of 10m around the seal will not have any noise whatsoever
Restricting seal: restricts movement by using the targets chakra against themselves, has training uses as well
Gravity seals (up to 5 times gravity for now):can increase the gravity over someone or something, has training uses.
Launching seal: uses stored chakra to launch something or someone with great force, has pranking uses, can be adjusted to not cause any harm to normal people
Chakra hiding seal: makes it harder for the user to be detected by chakra sensors, still not impossible to be detected though. He also modified a storage seal and put it as a tattoo in his right hand, when not in use it does not shows itself.
He kept those seals a secret, some of them are revolutionary in the ninja world and he does not want to attract a certain 'mumiffied cyclops' attention right now.
Still he put some gravity seals on Lee's weights and told him to keep it a secret, he also put some chakra absorbing seals on Sasuke without him knowing to get some Indra's reincarnation chakra, the seal was unnoticeable as it only absorbs chakra that Sasuke passively and uncounciously releases.
[Why do you need the chakra of a uchiha?]
'I want to see if their dojutsu gives them any difference in their chakra...'
[What about that girl's dojutsu?]
'Ikki's ketsuryugan? i can compare both later to have more precise results... i should also get some chakra from a hyuga, just in case...'
[makes sense, i guess...]
During this time as his chakra control shot through the roof, he asked Hiruzen to learn iryo ninjutsu, it took the old man some days because of paperwork to do it but Naruto is now being taught iryo ninjutsu at konoha's hospital
'Maybe i overdid it with the pranks... nah! I should do some more pranks today, more than usual'
Hiruzen at his office suddently felt shievers run through his spine
"Why do i feel like a ton of paperwork is heading towards me?!"
His bad feeling was confirmed when Ikki convinced Haku to start their 'training' earlier than planned... and add in Konohamaru and the now motivated Naruto...
The old man would drown in a sea of despair... And paperwork.
