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I Am The Luckiest Man Alive

What if you turned into a walking, talking plot armor? What will you fear if the logic of the world bends to your will and everything happens for your benefit, no matter how ridiculous and stupid it may be? If logic is your enemy, get rid of it! Meet Loki Morningwood, a regular man who has been chosen to embark on a journey to save the world of Earthish from a not-so-generic dark lord with a very unique goal—to conquer the world. As Loki is transported to another world, he is given a very balanced and definitely not overpowered ability that allows him to bend the very fabric of reality and nonsense—which we will simply refer to as LUCK. Is this a power fantasy wish fulfillment story with little to no stake and just having a good time while being ridiculously overpowered? Maybe. Is Loki's plot armor happening in the most unbelievable ways possible, making your favorite stupid anime seem reasonable? This story's logic is literally flying out the window—in the most stupid way imaginable. Are the women of the world falling for Loki despite his obvious blandness and self-insertion? I mean... Woops—there are some big-chested demi-human girls in here who will undoubtedly fall in love with Loki for a very LOGICAL reason... So? Is this another harem about collecting two-dimensional women like Pokemon—that horny dudes like? Gotta catch them all, am I right? Ehem... Yes. HOT TWO DIMENSIONAL WOMEN. This is not just a stupid story, this is THE STUPID STORY. Does the sound of it appeals to you? What are you still waiting for? Switch off your brain and BEAT the read button to join Loki in his self-indulgence—I mean well-written and well-thought-out story. *** Don't overthink it; just enjoy the ride—many things will make no sense because this story is constructed in this manner. These are done on purpose. Huge harem, sex... Lots of sex. This is a smut story. Blatant overpoweredness.

NCS_ · Fantasy
Not enough ratings
32 Chs

Chapter 31: Blue Balls

The sun once more shone as another sunny morning had arrived. The day of the danger of the dragon had passed and the entire kingdom of Satirica was enjoying their peace which they had got due to Loki and his army's victory against the dragon supposed to be attacking the kingdom. A catastrophe was stopped without casualty and the entire nation was safe.

Loki narrowed his eyes as he slowly munched the food in his mouth. However, his mouth was so full he couldn't longer perform another bite. He was sitting on the base of the table, which used to be Milfy's spot—but not anymore. His eyes alternated between Rika and Milfy sitting on his both sides. Both of them held plates of food and a spoon and fork near his mouth.

"You should eat a lot... I bet you've got very tired." Milfy said and gently shoved a spoon of cake into Loki's mouth.

"I agree. So, let us help you get all of the nutrition you need today." Rika said and slowly pushed the chicken leg into Loki's mouth.

While doing so, both Rika and Milfy stared at each other with genuine smiles of happiness on their faces—there was not even a hint of competition—just joy and mutual respect.

Loki swallowed the food in his mouth and smacked his chest twice. "Okay, I appreciate your assistance, but you two need to calm down—if the dragon didn't get me, dying of overeating probably would." He said. He cleared his throat. "Can I have some water?"

Both Milfy and Rika moved swiftly.

"Tea... Good for digestion." Milfy offered.

"Or lemon juice if you want something easy to drink." Rika offered.

Loki alternated his eyes between them. 'Although I know both of them are fine with this setup, if I take the other's offer and not the other, it is unavoidable that the other will feel bad. Fuck it—this is the reason why I ate everything they shoved in my mouth in the first place.' Loki exhaled. 'Yup, this is my life now. This is my consequence for having two beautiful ladies at once.' Loki grabbed the cup of tea and the glass of lemon juice. "I am taking both."

On the other hand, Milfy and Rika stared at each other with huge smiles on their faces. They watched Loki as he took a sip of the cup of tea and the glass of lemon juice.

Loki put the two cups down. "I am glad to see that you two are fine with this kind of arrangement."

"Like I told you, Loki, we already had an agreement about this..." Milfy answered. "Besides, having more than one woman is a common thing—a man is allowed to have as many women as he wants as long as he can provide for them and he can make them all happy." She explained and smiled. "Which in your case... You are a class S adventurer with an impressive background, so you can provide... And you just demonstrated to me last night that you can make any woman very happy."

Loki cleared his throat. 'So she's saying that I am allowed to have as many women as I want as long as I can fulfill those two criteria? And it is normal in this world!' Loki thought. "I see. I just had to ask, so I know your feelings about it."

Rika gently held Loki's hand and smiled softly. "Of course, we are more than happy about it. But the only thing that is important to us is if you are happy with our company."

"I am happy with you two on my side," Loki replied.

"Besides, we are yours... And yours alone." Rika added and leaned her head on Loki's shoulder. Then, her hand landed on Loki's pants. 

"We will be at your service anytime you need us to," Milfy said and leaned her head on Loki's shoulder and joined Rika's hand on Loki's pants. And together, they gently rubbed Loki's bulge while staring at each other with mischievous smiles on their lips.

'Is it just me or it's getting a little too hot in here? My girls seem to crave dessert after breakfast.' Loki thought. However, he didn't stop the two and just docked his arms on their arms. "I am looking forward to the services that you will provide me." He said and smirked at the two. 'Yeah! This is really my life now! Best life ever!'

Milfy raised her hand and gently whispered in Loki's ears. "Maybe we can demonstrate our services in your room. How about you take a rest from adventuring today... and spend all day with us." Her hot breath tinkled Loki's ears.

"That's a good idea, lady Milfy." Rika agreed. She grabbed the bulge on Loki's pants and gently brushed her fingers in it. "It's been days since we did it... I am craving for more."

'Oh! My men! Me and my junior are the luckiest beings in the world!' Loki thought while alternating his gaze between the two beautiful ladies seemingly begging him to approve. He cleared his throat. "I mean... Why not—"

However, their intimacy was interrupted when one of the maids entered the dining room. Loki, Milfy, and Rika sat properly and stared at the incoming maids. The maid bowed her head at them.

"Lady Milfy, Lady Rika, Sir Loki, the official from the adventurers' guild are here again." The maid said.

Both Milfy and Rika sighed out of disappointment, they didn't even try to hide their displeasure knowing what the coming of one of the officials of the adventurers' guild meant.

'Workday. I can't just take a break, couldn't I? My duty is always coming for me.' Loki cleared his throat and stood up. "I am coming out," Loki said and walked out of the dining room.

Outside, Loki found Ben standing at the entrance of the mansion looking at him with admiration in his eyes. "What does the guild need me for?" Loki asked.

"Sir Loki, the two class S adventurers that were supposed to be helping you arrived earlier this morning," Ben said.

Loki stopped and shifted his gaze to Ben. He tilted his head sideways. 'Huh? They arrived sooner than I thought.' Loki thought. "I see."

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