Doki Doki

"The sect we come from does not need pathetic trash like you speaking its name from your filthy mouth." Simon scowled. He had no such pride for a sect that doesn't exist but he still needed to act like a patriotic disciple to fool the assassins into thinking he has a strong background.

This way, the assassins might just leave him alone… or not.

"Bah! Let's see if your sect can seek revenge when your corpses have been turned to ash!" The assassin came back with his fist zooming towards one of Simon's bodies.

PUCHI

A bloody hole had been created through Simon's heart. His life flashed before his eyes as his pulse stopped immediately. His breathing had terminated just like that as his eyes began loosening and as blood dripped down from his mouth. His face became completely limp and finally, he died.

[A clone has been terminated, respawning in 600 seconds]

However, this was only one Simon. The rest of the Simons reacted to this death with fury in their eyes. Although this assassin was clearly stronger than the Simons, Simon still attacked en masse.

"HUMAN EMPEROR FIST!"

It turned out that the assassin did not bring armor that day. It would be no exaggeration to say that the man died from exploding all over. His blood scattered in all directions as the force of several imperial infused punches impacted his weak body and killed him instantly.

[Qi Condensation 9th layer cultivator has been slain by host]

[Reward: Qi Condensation 6th layer, Human Emperor Sword Art]

[Warning: Cultivation rewards will no longer be accessible through slaying enemies after the host has reached Golden Core Realm]

KACHA

Simon had broken through with a miniature explosion of power radiating from all of his bodies. This is the feeling of continual advances without the worry about a crippled foundation! This is the power of the emperor.

[Host: Simon White]

[Cultivation: Qi Condensation 6th layer]

[Clones available:7]

[Avatars available: 1]

[Cultivation Techniques: Human Emperor Technique]

[Skills: Human Emperor Fist, Human Emperor Sword Art]

[Constitution: Human Emperor Constitution]

[Bloodline: Human Emperor Bloodline]

[Respawn timer has been reset]

Suddenly, seven Simons had populated the area surrounding the blood splatter. In the span of just under 20 seconds, Simon had multiplied to such an extent. The power of seven 6th layer Qi Condensation fighters are not underestimated by the likes of now only a lone Qi condensation peak assassin.

[Activating variety mode: All bodies will now have slightly differing characteristics]

"So many of you…" The remaining assassin trembled in fear as he suddenly witnessed the seven Simons approaching him with their fists clenched and their mouths curled up into horrid smiles.

The lady behind him, who had been the charge of the now dead guards, dropped to the ground, breathless. She had not expected for a band of saviours to appear out of the blue. At her direst moment, she had been blessed by the heavens.

"Die."

[Qi Condensation 9th layer cultivator has been slain by host]

[Reward: Qi Condensation 7th layer]

[Cultivation: Qi Condensation 7th layer]

[Clones available:8]

Simon had only broken through one layer, not as much as he would have hoped.

"That felt quite easy." One of the Simons said with a handsome smile on his face.

Now with some variety in their appearances, The Simons appeared slightly taller and shorter than each other, with differing eye colour and slightly changed faces. Although, all of them still seemed like the dolls they had been before. Through the power of his face merging with makeup for eternity, Simon had become the most handsome!

"THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY LIFE!" The woman immediately bowed down on her knees to the Simons, still covered in wounds.

"I am Tang Xiaoru, please accept my thanks and come to my house as honoured guests!" The girl continued bowing. Because of the efforts of the Simons, the girl felt indebted to them. If they do not possess accommodation, she would give them a villa or any house they want. This much she could easily ask from her father who had entered Foundation Establishment Realm.

"Oh, greetings to you, young miss. I am Lu Yang, and these are my brothers. Pleased to meet you." The body that seemed to be exactly like his original body said with a gentle grin.

BADUMP

'HOW IS HE SO HOT! MY HEART IS GOING DOKI DOKI!'

This is the power of makeup… and saving someone's life.

At this point, Simon's alias had been decided. He covertly entered the details on his ID card from within his pocket, still facing Tang Xiaoru.

"Uh-umm… Young hero Lu… I fear that I will not be able to walk back to my home since my loyal guards have died… I also fear that I cannot bring the bodies back on my own. Could I trouble you for some time? I am willing to pay you all the fees that peak level Qi Condensation guards receive." Her face was red and her fingers were fiddling with each other frantically. She could not look Simon in the eyes as she was afraid her heart would explode.

'Is this love at first sight?' She thought.

"Sure, just give us a moment. Our master told us that our 8th brother will be arriving soon. He also told us that we could not bring treasures from our sect, therefore, we must take the swords from the corpses if you would allow us…"

"Of course! You deserve them! Take my sword too!" Tang Xiaoru immediately drew her sword and carefully handed it to Simon.

'Is this the legendary instance of a woman simping for a man?'