I am not interested in Devil Fruit (Translation for Fun 2)

This is a Translation Fun part 2. I am starting to get comfortable with translating. That said... I want to see what I can do with a Machine Translation and edit it using both Google Translate and DeepL to get a better idea on what the heck I am looking at... Don't expect a faithful translation though, I want to have some fun with this. ---===-- Check out where I got the RAWs from: https://lnmtl.com/novel/i-m-not-interested-in-devil-fruits Dunno if its accurate but the Author was listed as Wings of Crimson Fire It has the RAWs and MTL for those who want to read ahead. Novel Synopsis "I've never touched a Devil Fruit before, I'm not (fucking) interested in Devil Fruits" -- Lin Qi It's actually a story about a guy with a STAND within the world of One Piece. ---===---