6 Meeting with a pervert, bacon and Yamcha(Edited)

Before we could start our journey to the ocean a giant humanoid bear appeared before us and told us he followed the turtle to us and that he wanted to eat it, Goku didn't want to give him the turtle thus he attacked, he easily fell after Goku gave him a punch between the eyebrows and died instantly.

Bulma was scared even more of Goku now seeing how he instantly killed the bear, I just nodded my head, Goku was very strong and his potential was extremely great, even though he was born with a power level of only two, he could train and get stronger extremely faster compared to the other Saiyans, take in comparison his mother who only had a power level below one thousand and she lived on planet Vegeta her whole life, Goku trained on ten times normal gravity for below a year and got a power level of eight thousand which was considered middle to elite class.

Not all Saiyans were talented but they were more predestined to getting stronger and fighting compared to humans, but there were also humans with more talent at fighting than Saiyans but in general, Saiyans were stronger.

As I mused about the differences between the races Goku already started to cook up the giant bear to eat it, he even asked me if I wanted some, but I just turned him down, I wasn't an eating machine even though martial artists have higher metabolism they still ate just two times or more compared to a normal human, Goku ate a hundred times or more.

After Goku got his fill we started our journey towards the ocean, we enjoyed the scenery while traveling, it was pretty relaxing and fun to travel the world, Goku also enjoyed it form down on the motorcycle.

We arrived at the ocean and I could say it was quite beautiful, sparkling clean water, the boundlessness of the blue beauty was quite breathtaking, the turtle thanked us from saving him from the bear and getting him to the ocean and he said he would inform his master about us so he would reward us.

It took quite a while for the turtle to go and come back, but when he did a bald old man with a beard and sunglasses came, he wore a tropical orange shirt with palm trees on it and white shorts, he also had a walking cane in his left hand and he wore a purple turtle shell on his back.

He came forward getting off the turtle and started blushing when he noticed Bulma, Bulma looked away with a disgusted look on her face but when she noticed the dragon ball dangling on his neck she immediately said:

"Old man because we saved your turtle you should give us the necklace that you are wearing."

The old man scoffed and said:

"I heard about how you didn't want to help turtle so I won't give you anything, only these two boys helped so I will only give them gifts."

He looked towards me and Goku and said:

"I can give you eternal youth, just wait a bit." He did a pose and shouted something about a phoenix, but the turtle reminded him that the phoenix died of food poisoning, he sweatdropped and shouted:

"Flying nimbus."

A yellow cloud made his way towards us and the old man continued by saying:

"This is the flying nimbus only those of pure heart can ride it, try it."

Goku easily got on the nimbus I also tried to ride it but I just fell right through it, Bulma stuck her tongue out at me and said:

"It seems you aren't of pure heart like a maiden like myself." She tried to get on the nimbus only to fall on her butt, she became red like a tomato and didn't say anything.

Master Roshi started to caress his beard, Goku could use the nimbus but I couldn't he truly didn't know what to give me but I gave him an idea:

"I know who you are old man, you are the turtle hermit, right? I would like to train under you after I finish my journey around the world with my companions, how about that as a reward?"

Roshi nodded his head, it was simple for him to take me in as a student when Goku heard about it, his eyes suddenly enlarged and he said that he also wanted to become his student, Roshi agreed as he didn't find any trouble with that, he could feel ki and he could tell we were both strong, I lowered my ki a bit so he wouldn't be suspicious of me.

Bulma persuaded Roshi and she finally got her hands on the dragon ball at the price of her showing her whole body to Roshi.

We left a knocked out old man with a severely bleeding nose on the beach and made our way towards the next destination on the radar.

It was a small village with a few houses, no one was around the place was pretty deserted, Goku made his way inside one the houses and he was hit on the head with a big ax, it shattered on contact with his head but he still nursed the wound and he seemed pretty annoyed.

But the man who hit him quickly excused himself by saying that he thought he was the demon Oloong who came for his daughter.

All of the people made their way out of their houses and started to explain about their predicament, Bulma asked about the dragon ball and an old woman from the crowd said that she had one and that it was her family's heirloom and she couldn't part with it unless we beat Oloong and we got all the girls he kidnapped back.

It was easy peasy, a big red humanoid with horns made his way inside the village, it was Oolong before he could do anything I karate chopped him on the neck and he transformed back into a pig who wore a green military uniform, The villagers immediately started rioting realizing they got scammed by the pig.

When the pig came up to and he saw he was tied to a tree he immediately tried to transform and escape but I just slapped him a few times, he realized how strong I was and gave up, He immediately did as he was instructed by the villagers, we made our way towards his mansion there we found the girls sunbathing and drinking cocktails, Oloong was happy that we came to take them, all they did every day was complain and take his money.

We kidnapped Oloong and made our for the next dragon balls but something was strange they disappeared and appeared randomly, we couldn't truly pint point their exact location as they were sometimes moving as well.

We made our way towards the desert that was the general location the dragon ball resided in, we were in a boat which Bulma was driving, Oolong tried to escape again, but Bulma fed him a special kind of laxative which when triggered by her words made him come back so fast we didn't truly see if he left at all.

We now we're in the desert in a special capsule motor home, and we were eyed by a certain sand bandit, he made his way towards us with his hovering vehicle and said in a domineering fashion:

"Get out of the motor house and hand over all your capsules and zenni you are robbed right now by the great bandit of the desert Yamcha."

A little hovering blue cat was standing besides Yamcha and said in a low voice:

"That's right the great Yamcha will rob all of you."

I let Goku deal with him, now he wasn't hungry and he easily beat Yamcha in the ground like the scrub he was, Yamcha ran away with his tail between his legs, especially after he saw Bulma, he had that 'I see a girl I'm getting flustered and weaker.'

We made our way through the desert unknowingly for my other companions Yamcha was following us, he didn't know about the dragon ball's this time as he got beaten and he couldn't eavesdrop so I wasn't sure why he was following us.

We made our way towards a nearby town to restock on gasoline and food, we were met a special type of guys, they wore militaristic uniforms and bunny ears on top of their heads, they tried to rob us, they got their ass kicked instead.

They came back with a rabbit human-looking guy, he tried to use his powers on Bulma but I just kicked him in the chin he was down like a baby, nothing he could do.

After that I made Goku use his power pole to extend it till he reached the moon and leave the weird trio there.

We have almost gathered all of the dragon balls, my wish was near, now I just had to let Pilaf capture them, while I was away then knock out the Pilaf gang and use the dragon balls for my own.

Easy plan, with an easy execution, everything was ready for my wish now it was only a little bit of time and traveling till we could get near the Pilaf gangs castle so they could attack us.

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