Gogeta vs Buu was pretty short(Edited)

After Gogeta and Buu clashed in mid-air they dashed backwards due to the impact, Buu was at a disadvantage and flew away farther than Gogeta, even though he was strong he wasn't on the level of super Saiyan Gogeta, Gogeta smirked and started to charge a big bang Kamehameha, he put two hands forward and a ball of blue ki appeared above his outstretched hands, he charged it as it started to revolve and it shot at Buu at high speeds.

Buu shouted as a beam of ki appeared out of his mouth and clashed mid-air with Gogeta's beam, Gogeta smirked as he shouted and his power level increased, his beam started to push back Buu's till it engulfed him thoroughly, blobs of pink reconstructed themselves back into the buff Buu, another bout of anger came out of Buu as he shouted:

"You no fun, Buu likes to win!" Hot steam started to come out of his head holes, I observed him making sure if evil Buu came out right now I would send him on his way. Kami interrupted my thoughts by talking with me telepathically:

"Krillin, this is a good situation to remove the evil side of Majin Buu, hit him with some of your sacred ki right now!"

I could see that he was right, Buu's guard was down as he powered up, I charged a revolving ball of sacred ki into my hand and threw it at his stomach. It hit directly as he started to cry:

"Buu doesn't feel right!"

He started to become a mishmash of things as a black-grey piece of gum was ejected out of him, his power level reverted to normal and his buff form was removed making him go back to his fat form.

The black gray piece took a different form than the normal Buu, he was skinny and had the same outfit but in different colors. He grinned evilly at fat Buu and was ready to launch himself at him and absorb him.

I appeared in front of evil Buu and kicked him in the chin launching him away, Gogeta didn't know what to do, but suddenly Gogeta defused and both Goku and Vegeta looked awkwardly at each other, the normal time of the fusion dance was thirty minutes, but it gone down the more energy was expended. Super Saiyan one made it ten minutes, two would give the Saiyans five minutes and super Saiyan three would give them a maximum of three minutes. Of course, potara wouldn't have this weakness as it was a permanent fusion, they could still defuse with the help of the dragon balls though.

Evil Buu narrowed his eyes at me warily looking at me as I encased myself fully in sacred ki, there was no need to keep this Buu alive. Suddenly the mantras in my head started to ring and they said in an old but jolly voice:

"This can be your first work in-universe seven my disciple." the mantras transformed into different words which entered my consciousness directly, it was a technique to reincarnate an evil person by purifying their sin and sending them in the reincarnation cycle directly!

The old voice continued:

"I have high expectations of you, that Lee Sin is a bit hotter headed, it would take more time for him to mature, but for you at most ten years would be enough to reach the peak that even I couldn't get to."

I immediately started to use the technique that was imparted to me by the voice, I started by doing some strange hand seals at which Buu immediately tried to run away from seeing them, he felt great danger from the hand seals, his senses were very good, unfortunately for him, I activated my Supreme Bodhisavatta mode and slammed my hands that were in the final handseal directly on his forehead.

He started to shout and cry in agony as foul-smelling smoke came out of him, it was dark and gave the feeling of hatred and destruction, after a while no smoke came out of him anymore and he had a serene look on his face, he seemed enlightened as he started to disintegrate on the spot, he bowed to me as his whole being turned to dust, he was on his way to get reincarnated!

The old and jolly voice continued after everything was done, it was way weaker than before it seemed this was its last message:

"Your job in the universe is to keep the balance between the gods, the lord of destruction should only destroy planets with no future, while the supreme kais should make a habitable planet and race every one hundred years, they can't interfere in mortal affairs unless it's an emergency which could destroy the universe!"

He continued in a low tone of voice:

"You are the guardian who balance's yin and yang in the universe, you will also have to reincarnate evil souls with high potential, we can't let them stay forever in hell or heaven, the residents of heaven deserve their rest, but if they want to be reincarnated they can appeal to you. However the residents of hell need to be tortured till all their sin is expunged before you use the technique I taught you on them to reincarnate them, depending on the sin it can take even up to hundred thousands of years."

After all of the information was transmitted a weak sigh resounded in my consciousness and he said his last words:

"I'm impressed with you, even though you aren't from this universe originally you did a good job, at first you were selfish and uncaring but you grew a lot, continue doing what you are doing, farewell!"

The voice disappeared and won't be heard of again.

Back on the lookout Vegeta Goku and the Z Fighters were eyeing Buu playing with the puppy that Hercule brought, it seemed his violent tendencies were completely gone, the puppy licked Buu's face as he laughed. Kami walked from the lookout's building and said in a loud voice so everyone could hear him:

"With the help of Krillin and his special ki Majin Buu has been cleaned off his evil side, it's similar on how me and Piccolo were, unlike me and Piccolo however the death of his evil side didn't affect him at all, even though he is still as strong as before he is pretty harmless now and he can be taught to differentiate right from wrong.

Hercule looked at Buu and how he bonded with the puppy and said:

"This big guy seems to like our food, I'd like to take him with me and teach him."

Everyone looked at each other unsure of what to say, it's true Hercule was pretty strong but still extremely weak compared to the Z Fighters even Chiaotzu could transform him into a meat patty by blowing at him. Buu looked towards Hercule nodded his head and said:

"Buu likes you, what's your name funny hair man?"

Hercule puffed up his chest and said:

"My name's Hercule and if you come with me and you don't harm anyone else anymore unless they are evil you can eat food like this whenever you want!"

Well, those words would put a big dent on his finances. I observed from nearby and decided to finance the food consumption of the Hercule household from now on, they weren't wealthy enough to be able to feed Majin Buu, unlike in the original where Hercule was a martial arts *legend*

Now he was just a humble instructor at my dojo, I didn't shortchange my employes, the pay was pretty good but it sure as hell wasn't enough to comply with Buu's eating habits.

I came back to their view smiled and nodded my head towards Kami and everyone else indicating that it wasn't a bad idea to let Hercule take care of Buu, it was like destiny tied these two.

Buu looked towards me and his tiny eyes opened up and narrowed before closing them back up his facial expression with his narrowed eyes wasn't that happy but it returned to normal and he came towards me patted me on the shoulder and said in his normal voice:

"While Buu is happy that part of him is gone, Buu in unhappy that his power is lower!"

It seemed Buu cared about his power... this wasn't the same Buu as the original since this one had fewer interactions with Hercule, it seemed that I gained a rival!

Goku smiled while Vegeta scoffed and left, there was nothing for him here anymore, the earth was safe so he didn't care anymore, Goku looked as Vegeta left and put two fingers on his forehead and waved at us, it seemed he was going to leave as well.

Everyone started to leave from the lookout to go back to their training and activities, I left as well and met with Jeica and Lazuli.

Only Kami and Piccolo were left on the lookout, Popo was nowhere in sight. Kami sighed and said in an aged voice:

"Things become harder and harder for this old body if there was someone else who could take over the Earth's guardian post *sigh*" Piccolo started to think about something, he narrowed his eyes as Nail's voice started to echo in his head:

"You can always find a young namekian who wants to leave, I recommend Dende the young man who is Guru's new guardian, I think he should be done with that old man already."

Piccolo looked at Kami and told him about Nail's thoughts but before he could finish Kami put a hand on Piccolo's shoulders and he became a blue aura which encased Piccolo. Piccolo clenched his fists as he shouted out loud:

"What power... I'm great I feel it I CAN DO IT!"

Both Kami and Nail started to snicker in his head, Piccolo forgot about the two people in his consciousness and started to blush, Popo appeared out of nowhere and looked around not spotting Kami at all. He looked at Piccolo with narrowed eyes and threw him off the lookout!

It seemed Popo's power level increased by a lot if he could throw away the super-duper namekian Piccolo now, his power level was a bit higher even than the super Saiyan three's

Popo snorted and said:

"Now that no one is on the lookout anymore, I can call all the bitches here."

Popo got a phone out of nowhere and said:

"Bitches its big daddy Popo here, we changing headquarters!"

Popo changed from his genie look into a purple suit and glasses and a fedora, he used his incredibly fast flying carpet to take scantily clad women from around the world and left them at the lookout, when he got everyone on the lookout he said out in a loud voice:

"Ok bitches here's the thing, my home is free now for some time and I can increase the profit I make from your asses by using my carpet to fly you at your destination, you will now be milked like cows, any disagreements?"

All of the women intoned in a chorus voice:

"No great daddy Popo!"

Popo smiled showing his one tooth and said:

"Great" He picked up his ringing phone and took a blue-haired scantily clothed young lady and said:

"Maron, you go to customer six three five nine." Maron saluted and left. Till Dende made his way to the lookout strange things would happen on it. Things that children shouldn't hear or see.

After Piccolo got off the high of his power level, he remembered that there were no dragon balls anymore, it had been quite a few days so he decided to come to me and tell me about everything.

I nodded my head at him, I wasn't sure when Piccolo and Kami would fuse but it seemed it happened, whatever I could just get Dende from Namek right?

I teleported to Namek and I could hear Super Kami Guru:

"YOU WANT TO LEAVE TOO? YOU TOOK THE OATH!"

Dende looked at Guru with what seemed anger and said:

"This is the last drop Super Kami Guru, I have done many things I'm ashamed of under your tyrannical rule, I'm leaving!"

Dende looked forward and saw me, he immediately ran over and said to me:

"Let's get the hell out of here!"

Super Kami Guru seemed like he wanted to get off his chair, I didn't linger around to watch the monstrosity get out and teleported back to Earth.

The lookout was full of unwashed panties and cigarette buts, I looked around and thought of what the hell happened here. Popo came faster than lighting and before I could blink my eyes everything was spotlessly clean. He coughed a bit in his fist and said:

"So this is the new Earth's guardian? I will teach him the required skills, come after me."

I left Dende with Popo, hopefully, Dende won't be scarred for life. But I could hear them laughing in chorus behind me and saying that they would make a great team. I also heard something about modifying the dragon and making it be able to grant two wishes.

I sighed and left the two at their own devices. Both Ryu and Marron jumped in my embrace the moment I teleported back. I chuckled and played with them a bit, then left towards the training room.

My sacred ki was already at fifty-three percent purity, just forty-seven percent left and I would master the mantra. I then could be able to truly take on the title and responsibilities of the Buddha position in universe seven.

There weren't many things left to do, Beerus wasn't going to become a problem as he liked our food too much to destroy Earth and after I mastered my sacred ki fully I could try to reincarnate the Kold family and make them good. So there won't be any resurrection F.

The only big problems that were still existing would be Zamasu and the tournament of power.