4 Chapter 4: Always Think Positive

Not too high and not too low, my hands immerse in two marshmallow mountains. Although the texture is leathery because of her suit and not really 'real', I am neither overly greedy nor in the position to ask for more.

If my buddies in school know the heavenly situation I am in, I doubt any part of my body can remain not beaten up.

I'd be clobbered in fists and kicks of jealousy.

"What are you doing? Let go of me." I hear a very, very cold voice, cold enough to drop the sizzling temperature around us to a negative degree, extinction level winter.

As a well-mannered and thoughtful gentleman, I release my tight grasps. Reluctantly.

To my surprise, despite the rosiness on her cheeks not fading, Black Canary does not question any further or decide to torture me for my crime, which I actually thought would happen with a chance rate of 99.8%.

Instead, she skims across the unfamiliar environment entirely, frowning with disgust and bewilderment.

It's not my fault that we spawned in a toilet compartment! Desperate times call for desperate measures!

Don't even question why a toilet booth first came across my mind, I just drank a bit too much coconut juice a while ago, no big deal.

"I am so sorry Black Canary, I didn't mean to... I... I was trying really hard to save your life! Yet I accidentally..."

I, a naturally talented genius, activate my Oscar Award Winning acting skills and initiate "Project: Do not die and explain my way towards where the light savior exists".

Suddenly, our stall door flings open as a tanned figure appear in my sight with mouth wide open and his fly halfway open too.

"Ethan? Bruh!" He throws his hands out, glancing between me and Black Canary. "Were you finally trying to get laid?"

The corner of my mouth quivers as I notice Black Canary holding in a giggle.

"F*ck off Kyle! You gay for intruding!" I kick him out of the toilet stall, having no time to deny or answer his assumptions.

His perverted laugh reverberate in the empty toilet as the door outside slams shut.. "I'll finish my business downstairs. Congratulations for escaping your destiny as a virgin! Don't worry, I'll keep this a secret bro. At least for now."

There was a moment of silence before Black Canary broke the ambience with an alluring chuckle. "I like your friend. He's good looking and comedic. Unlike the perverty person you are."

With that said, she jerks her knee upwards, aiming to decimate my poor innocent nut sack.

Jesus Christ. She is trying to ruin future celebrations of Father's Day for me!

With my quick reflexes, my mind flashes back to the dark alley we've just escaped from.

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The red armored beast smash the ground with infuriation and perplexity, wondering where the hell the two annoying and puny humans went.

Abruptly, it feels a tiny force exerting onto his bum area. Eyeing to that direction, it discovers the nasty woman who had disappeared after hurting him.

A mighty roar escapes its lungs as it raises its two giant crimson fist like a rampaging gorilla, this time, determined to crush this weak human.

His arms land, perceiving almost no resultant force at all.

But soon, the beast's slow and dumb brain realizes what he has hit. He has struck thin air. In specific, the low density air that hovers hundreds and hundreds of feet above sea level.

Hundreds of feet above ground. Nothing compared to the height of the Watch Tower.

Would I want to teleport into the Watch Tower? Hell yeah! But without visibly viewing the inner motif of the Watch Tower or setting foot in there before, there won't be any possible way for me to get there with teleportation.

Once I get in there, I'm going to thrash the Watch Tower with parties superheroes have never seen before.

"How you enjoying free sky diving? You do know sky diving is expensive right?" I lean against my arm mid air, sharing discussions with a dull creature who can't even communicate back.

We dive through an abnormally low cloud.

The beast flails frantically, as if flapping its wings to mimic the passing, soaring birds beside it, while at the same time, desperate to deal damage to me.

Sadly, its arms are a little short to achieve his goal.

As our falling bodies accelerate, I comfortably feel the soothing wind brushing against my cheeks for three seconds until the illustrations in my eyes show the miniature infrastructure beneath us increasing in size.

"Oh, time to bail. Bye bye creature. Nice to meet you, my name is Ethan." I wave my goodbyes, cheering for my success in declaring my name.

I vanish away from the creature's sight before I had a chance to witness the despair on its horrified face.

Sucks to meet a kid with teleportation.

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I strongly believe this is the first time anyone has ever seen Black Canary scream without the use of her superpower.

The crowds have evacuated the street, clearing the large area to give space for a monster graveyard.

Blue blood and red flesh showered the street. In the middle lay a indistinguishable corpse of a monster.

It is not really a scream but close enough. An expression of shock, fear and disbelief.

I appear behind her without her realization, tapping her shoulder. "How'd I do?"

"You do know that you aren't allowed to kill right? The Justice League wouldn't tolerate this behavior." Flicking her golden hair, Black Canary shines her blue eyes at me, seemingly disturbed yet not afraid of me.

I look around, noticing that curious people are beginning to encroach and surround the dead creature. "Not a good place to talk."

I grab her by the arm this time and do the trick that I'd never get old of.

We spawn back into the school toilet. Probably not the most convenient place but it's the best I got.

"Yes, I do know the rules. But..."

"And so you also understand the following consequences am I right? Assuming that you listen in class." Black Canary corners me in the tight toilet stall, leering into my own black pupils from the high ground. Her long silks waterfall over my face. The aroma tingles my senses, muddling my thoughts.

To avoid the rise of my little brother, I stare at the floor behind her and teleport over there so that I can grab a better hold of myself. "Then you should know the values and benefits I can provide to the Justice League."

Black Canary is a smart, independent woman. Her intelligence can clearly be shown from her speculations and guessing right the fact that I'm a student. How? I don't know, but super intelligent heroes have their own ways.

I lowered my volume. "Also, I saved many lives from a crazy monster who could potential harm and kill citizens. Why can't I eliminate it? Why do I have to be prosecuted for..."

All of a sudden, her knees raised abruptly once again without a warning. Another attempt to obliterate my innocent balls.

However, I do not flinch even when her knees collide with my balls of steel.

"Ow." She groans, banging against the door as she rubs her slightly bruised knee.

And then, I hear a cacophony of heavy breathing outside the stall.

"Oh Kyle you little piece of sh...!" I run outside to beat those little sex driven assholes but they've already fled without leaving a trace. So I go back, lock the toilet door with keys I stole from the school before.

Please do not report me. I don't want to blow my chances.

I return to the stall, where Black Canary is massaging the reddened patch of delicate skin under her seductive fishnet leggings.

"Mrs Black Canary. You do know I could have become eunuch for life if I was buffeted by it?"

"Geez. I was trying to test out your flexibility in teleportation." Black Canary bit her cherry lower lip. "To seek for any other abilities. How did you defend my attack? Are you wearing armor underneath?"

I simply nod, turning my vision away to neglect her dangling long legs and fishnet leggings.

I can't stand the fact that even after grasping her fortune, she's the one who's even more open than I am.

As my ears twitch, I hear the school bell ringing, as well as the footsteps of students rushing into their respective revenues.

"I'll release you this time kid. Go back to class. Even though you did save my life, I won't forget what you did to me. I won't hesitate to cancel your privilege of joining the Justice League for your information." Black Canary's cheeks blush, balling her beautiful hands into a fist and swinging them in the air. "And do refer me by Dinah. Saying my hero title is very tedious."

"Sure thing." I quickly exit the stall.

"What about me? You aren't leaving me here, are you?" Black Canary combs her thick hair, winking at me, flipping switches all around my heart.

"If you take back what you said, then I'll consider shielding you to get you out safely and unnoticed." I smirk mischievously, as if possessed by a devil. Simultaneously, I am obviously hiding the awkwardness forming within me. Like, how can you not be when you're seduced by a breathtaking grown woman?

Bold to assume she's seducing me but oh well, always think positive.