52 My Sister Is a Demon

It has already been nearly ten years since I've remembered my previous life memory and I included the time I've spent during the <Multiverse Travel> in there. All of you must be wondering, "Urien! It's been a long time already and why do you still remember the plots and characters from there?!"

Well, folks, the answer is because of this. I pointed at the blue screen in front of me to show nobody in particular. Yes, I am pointing at the System. On the blue screen, you can see a certain shrimp grabbing the collar of the Suzaku and yelling, "Even to protect something, there's no such thing as an acceptable sacrifice!" Yes, I am watching Twin Star Exorcists.

How did I make System accept such a thing? Well… I did the same thing that Doctor Strange did to Dormammu in MCU. Yes, I kept nagging the System and the higher-ups with the request. At least 5 times a day for 2 years. They finally agreed to let me watch anime and game walkthroughs from the System. Too bad they won't let me play games though. Well, beggars can't be choosers. So, yea… I've been watching anime and game walkthroughs again and again and again since I was 7 years old.

And… the current Twin Star Exorcists episode ends. Man, I really want to read the manga version. The Manga version of Twin Star Exorcists is better than anime in every sense, bite me.

{System! Buy me the manga!}

[And like I've replied for past thousands of times, host, we can't do that. I can show you the anime and game walkthroughs because you won't be needing anything else than the System monitor in order to watch those. But that doesn't count manga and books. You can buy them from the world you've visited but we won't be buying them from you]

"Uh-huh," I replied as I took out a bottle of cola and a bag of chips from my <Inventory>. What? There is cola in Jojo's world and I am abusing that fact. Cola is the best drink I could ever ask for while watching anime. And add chips on top of that? I could hear Sento Kiryu's best match sound from afar.

[Can't you just read them from the screen?]

{Are you an idiot?! It is manga! M.A.N.G.A! You have to read it in a book unless it will lose its meaning!} I ranted.

[You are hair-splitting again]

{Shut up! I won't allow such heresy!}

Yes, I've never read manga on screen before. When reading it, it would always be from the books. Some of you might think, "Urien! How are you going to catch up on up-to-date?!" Well, shame on you, fuckers! I lived in Japan before getting into an accident. Well, I spent two more years in a hospital in Japan but in my third year, my family moved me to America.

Elle was an exchange student from overseas and that was how the two of us met in Japan. Man, I got sidetracked and thought about Elle again. We are in a different world now. I just hope she finds her happiness there.

She was a sweet girl. Unlike her, the girls here are monsters! What do you mean I won't get to eat chocolate for over 4 months as a punishment?!

Flashback to last week,

"So, let me get this straight, you found your family in a different world and beat up the nemesis of the said family together with them," Delfina look at me sternly while sitting in front of me.

There are Akame, Delfina, Gurguit, Luna, Macha, and Nightingale inside the room. While Macha and Gurguit are standing near the door, Akame, Delfina, and Nightingale are sitting around the table.

"Thank you, Luna," I thanked Luna as she proceeds to pour me a drink.

"That is true," I nodded.

"Then, you married Akame during the travel because?" Delfina asked another question.

"Because I fell for her as we are almost always together?" I replied to her question.

"That makes sense," Delfina nodded. "What I wanted to know is when and how did my younger brother become such a womanizer?"

"Because of puberty?" I answered. Well, that was the only answer I could give.

"I know you already got yourself a wife when you went on your first travel. And another one in your second. What? Are you going to get another one in your next travel?" Delfina shook her head.

"Brother, you should be finding a fiancé soon," Delfina looks straight into my eyes.

"But I already promised to marry Akame when I turned 18. And I will be able to take Nezuko here to this world when I turned 15," I replied.

"Not to belittle your first wife but little brother, from what you've said, she came from the countryside. And you told me that she is a ray of sunshine who is kind to almost everyone. She might get eaten alive in a higher echelon with those sharks finding every little detail of weaknesses. I understand that because I have to deal with that myself. So, trust me on that, little brother," Delfina tried to teach me about the nobles from the Capital. I might get angry if I am a love-struck fool. But, too bad I am not. I admit that Nezuko would get difficulties around here. First, it will be culture shock which might need a few months or a year to adjust. And her being kind to every person will make her a prime target to take advantage of.

"And as for Akame, even if you marry her, you won't be able to make it public because of her life as an assassin. I've already asked Akame and," Delfina look at Akame. "I want to keep being an assassin even after marrying you, Lord Urien," Akame told me with resolute eyes. What am I going to do about that? Order her to stop being herself? She was taught how to be an assassin since young and without a doubt that is the only thing she can do aside from cooking. I learned it the hard way during we traveled around different Jojo Parts.

"So, the only choice for me is to find a fiancé?" I asked my sister.

"Yes, Urien. You will be having your coming of age ceremony next year. And you will be flooded with a marriage proposal starting then. You must get a fiancé before the age of twelve. And that does not come from me. That was what Keith want me to tell you," she answered my question.

Well… I might need to think about it if that was what Keith told me to do. Keith is someone from my grandfather's era. So, he must be wise. There might be some meaning if he wanted me to get a fiancé before the age of twelve.

"I will think about it," I gave her my answer.

"Thank you. Now, onto the next topic about punishments. You will be banned from eating chocolate for four months," she grins at me. What? That is just cruel! I protest! But alas, I won't be able to change her mind.

"She is serious, isn't she?" I asked Luna.

"Yes, Master. She is," Luna replied. "She had already confiscated all the chocolate in the mansion," she added.

"You are a demon! You can't do that to me!" I shouted.

"But you said that I can punish you however I wanted as an elder sister authority," Delfina kept on giving me a grin. She is making me regret giving her that authority.

"And as for Night Raid, I will be working them hard for the mess they've caused inside the town," Delfina then look at Akame and laugh evilly which made Akame shudder.

"Well then, can I go back now, little brother? I need to take care of the colosseum I've won in a bet," she stands up from her chair.

"Sure, go ahead," I replied. I was so depressed I got my chocolate confiscated that I totally missed she said she got a colosseum from a bet.

Flashback end

And that is how I got my chocolate confiscated from me by my sister.

"Luna! We are going out today," I told Luna. I need to work up my body a little before doing paperwork. Moreover, the sun is shining today.

"Sure, Master. Do you want me to prepare the carriage?"

"Go ahead," I replied.

With the carriage, I came passed through the town and go to the direction of the gate. There is grassland outside the gate and that is where I am going. That place is where I can feel the breeze and look around the town from the outside.

When I get to the gate, I was greeted by the guards. Heh, they must hate me because I give them low salaries and make them stand outside the whole day.

When I get outside, I was greeted by the scene of the green grasses and the breezes cool my head down.

[Host… I don't want to say it but there is someone who wants to give you a present]

{What do you mean you don't want to say it? It is a free present!}

[K*d**a Tsu*as* sent you a gift for making him less bored]

{How did I make him less bored?}

[He had been watching over you since last year, host]

{What? Watching over me?}

[Yes, you can say that he is some kind of a bodyguard sent by someone for you (For host's mental sake, I will not say that the same man will try to destroy him along with the world if he doesn't entertain the man enough)]

Someone… it must be Noir! Only he can send someone like that! The dude is seriously a kind man. Although he doesn't come and see me, he makes sure I am safe.

Now, let's look at the gift.

{System, what is the gift?}

[Host got 1 x <One time use of Blaster Rifle from Star Wars>]

Wow… I am speechless. That is every fanboys' dream! I don't care if it is one-time use. {System! Quickly take it out}

I want to touch it, feel it, and take a photo with it. The rifle quickly materializes and drops on my hand. What the heck! It is very heavy! And I accidentally drop it from my hand.

*Phew*

The plasma shot out from the rifle to 45° into the sky. What?! No!!! The rifle was also dematerialized. FUCK!!!

*ROAR!!!*

What the fuck? The ground shook because of the roar.

*BOOM!!!*

I saw something crash-landed about 100 meters in front of me. It didn't stop there and drag itself right in front of me because of the force which made it kept moving even after it landed on the ground.

When the clouds of dust clear, what I saw… no, what we saw is that a dragon got shot by the plasma came out from the rifle and died.

I don't know who shouted it but I heard, "Our lord is the dragon slayer!"

Fuck.