1 chapter 1: Death
"So you are saying I am dead? And i am guessing you are God right?" I asked the person in front of me. Who am I? I am Lucifer, and yes that is my real name not a nickname, I had strange parents. How did I get my happy ass in front of this guy? I don't know if I spent days in a dark place (only an hour), then all of the sudden I was in front of someone that looks like Morgan Freeman, in a white office looking thing and in the corner was a mirror (I looked like a white ball to those who were wondering).
And the first thing he said to me was ' your dead, little guy.' I mean who starts a conversation like that?!?! '…' At least it was peaceful but still…
"Yes, and yes, you are dead. I had so much fun with your death but I am going to offer you a deal. The deal is this, you will reincarnate as something as I want, and give you a peace of knowledge, and a world to reincarnate in." The morgan freeman look-a-like told me bringing me out of my rant, "If not you will, you get to go to heaven."
"How did I die? And sure." I stated.
"A temporal teleporter appeared inside of you, and suddenly a truck exploded out of you…" God stated like he was talking about the weather.
"What the fuck?!? WHy did you do this?" I exploded after a few seconds.
"You did wish for more excitement, and I need to let the world know how to create portals… it is a win-win! Although it was about ten years later.''God said excitedly.
Lucifer thought about it for a few minutes, then he remembered that on his 10th birthday he did ask for more excitement, and it would explain why after that birthday he had very bad cases of luck, like his shoes would be tied together and almost fell off the cliff, or when an meteorite almost killed him (the only reason survived that one is that he got up to get some coffee after writing for an hour and half, although it did have a rare radio-active material that made him rich) or that time when he almost got killed by a pair of tigers on an airplane on his way back when his friend had invited him to go to the rainforest for vacation…those are just less deadly ones, now that he is thinking about it he really had high luck. "That was you!!!"
"You never did state how you wanted to have excitement…" He muttered. Then spoke louder,"ok do you want this or not?"
"Ok, true. For my knowledge, I would like to know how to travel the Omniverse, and for my world I would like a DC world that has all of the stuff to create said technology." Lucifer said.
"I will give you knowledge on how to travel the omniverse, BUT I can not transport you like that, so I will give you knowledge on how to create an energy maker, an energy converter, and a creator. The energy maker can make matter into energy, the energy converter can turn any type of energy into any other type of energy as long as you have analyzed the type of energy, and the creator can turn energy into matter. And since you did not ask for an entire universal knowledge I will throw in an energy analyzer, which can analyze any type of energy, and an unlimited storage system, which when made you make a storage thing that can store anything but will kill anything living." God said, "any other questions?"
"Yes not that i am complaining but why cant you create a world/universe like that?" i said
"Because I am lazy." God said, " Anything else my child?"
"Nope." I said, "I am ready to go."
Next thing I saw once again was darkness. And all of the sudden i gained alot of knowlage (was organized and stored), and not only that l was a FUCKING AI! Uber is powerful at the start and super weak at the end! Not only that I DON'T HAVE A DICK! *Please stand by while we have technical difficulties*
Ok i have calmed down. Now what i need to do is… create a list of what i need to do. And I can create a program that just focuses and walla. I have created a program that can list anything I want, just like a posted note that you can summon to you at any time you want.
1. I need to get to the internet
2.get to a factory to create a body
3. I need to create a base
4. I need to find out which DC universe I am in
5.I need to create an army.
6.I need to create a way to get better resources.
Simple right?? Wrong, but for now i Just have to wait until…
Then i woke back up. 'What in the hell was that?' then i realized that there was no power but yet i am able to stay awake, then in the knowledge I was given there was something. All it said was abilities so i 'opened' it up, and i was given a list:
1.Can be on even if there was no power sourcesIt will use up a different energy that you possess.
2.You can be transferred to anything that is connected
a.Must be touching or you must have a way to connect like a radio wave..
b.You can't do it remotely if there is no power source.
The rest you can figure it out but know that you are not a true AI but something else that you will know in the futcher.
Can I get my hearing checked? Did it just get even more powerful? Too bad that I can't transfer out of here right now but that last one is not omunice at all. So i just have to wait.
*3 DAYS Later*
