1 Goblins Suck

What, can't you read the title? Goblins suck, thats the end of it. From simple stories to the greatest of fables, goblins are always the the dirty little henchmen for the big bad, the ones that the hero slays before embarking on their true quest.

That is nothing but crap.

Pure unadulterated manticore crap.

Even now, with the collective alliance of great races (the CAGR), goblins are still treated like second class citizens.

At least we are no longer killed for sport though…

But yes, goblins suck, and I wish I never was one.

I hope that through all of this I can be reborn as something better respected by the people, a mousquito perhaps.

But it does not matter, as I do not intend to die just yet. Though my race has given up, I have not.

After all, I'm not a bigoted, prejudiced rascist, I just hate goblins.