1 my life so far

I'm a martial artist black belt in karate, Jujitsu, and taekwondo. I'm 14?15? Eh to lazy to keep count of how old I am. I intend to learn more martial arts, but I don't find see or feel the motivation to learn anything new. let's be honest here, I learned martial arts cause my parents wanted me to be productive and not laze on my bed like a panda. though I find it rude, I'd really rather prefer to be a panda than a sloth. why? it's cause their to slow. I'm only writing in this book to record my daily life cause I want to tell the world that being lazy is not a bad thing, it just means that your a hardworking serious person in times of need. How do I know this? well...let's just say that I was lazy, and a war started before my 17th birthday and ended on my 22nd or 23rd though it was not really chaotic it was more planned out then anything. How do I know? I'm a lazy person and lazy People tend to attract active people. And those people are when all my damn troubles started, how this war started an why I'd prefer to stay lazy all the time. Where do I start? well let's start from here then. My name's Maxz and this is my story of how I learned that being lazy is a VERY good thing.

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