1 Chapter 1: The Info Dump

My eyes widened as I was met with a white ceiling with a few lights. I got up and looked around, I was somewhere I didn't recognize. All around me were children, they all had some form of injury, they all looked Asian.

I looked at my hands, they were white and small, I immediately knew these weren't my hands. I was an 18 year old Jamaican that just left highschool, who was really interested into anime and manga.

The last thing I remember was going to sleep and that's it, nothing else. Listening to the children I heard them speaking in a language I recognized from a lot of the subbed anime I watched Japanese.

And it was weird, I understood every word they were saying. Did I reincarnate...no it can't be. Reincarnation isn't real that stuff just existed in fiction! However I was proven wrong when a blue floating screen appeared in front of me.

[Yo listen dude you died due to a mistake I made and I'm really sorry bro! I'm what's called a ROB by the way and yes there is a multiverse. Anyway bro I reincarnated you in what you call a anime world and I gave you a system, so you should be good also if you wanna go to other worlds your gonna have to pay a certain amount of system points until you get a power that makes it irrelevant good luck little dude!

-Timmy the ROB]

After I read the it shock came up on my face. This thing isn't serious right! This has to be some kind of joke a dream maybe! I pinched my cheek hard...it hurt like a bitch.

But nothing happened.....Shit! Unlike most reincarnatees I had a decent life a loving mother, a father three siblings who'd take a bullet for me. How could I forget them like that and I don't even know which anime I'm even in!

I grabbed my head as I sighed, there's no use crying over spilled milk now. It's gonna be hard but I'll have to move on, but forget them hell no. Too bad I lost my N-word pass, I'm not black anymore...does this count as white washing... bet some twitter asshats would say it is. 2020 and 2021 were... years I guess? Kinda glad I died before I see the world get any more weirder.

I finally took a look at my system and it showed five tabs.

[Status | Inventory | Shop | Gacha | Events | Quests | Worlds]

The others I knew about but the hell is events? I open Events with a mental command.

\ Events \

Teach me Emiya Sensei! - Counter Guardian Emiya will you train you up. The goal of this event is to survive his training. Rewards: Mastery Over Tracing | Mastery Over Unlimited Blade Works | His Years of Experience | 1,500 Shop points

Chaldea Oppai Hunter - You are to take the body of Ritsuka Fujimaru and survive groping all female servants and staff of Chaldea. Rewards: Porn of Gudao getting lewded by the female servants attracted to him | 2,000 shop points

Super Sonic - Beat Sonic the hedgehog in a game of poker to gain his speed. Rewards: Sonic's speed | Sonic's Running Shoes ]

I looked at some at these and they were ridiculous! Honestly I'd die if I ever even attempted the second one. And I don't even know shit about poker.

Sighing I opened my status

[Name: Shirou

Magical Circuits:189(Locked)

Hp:100

Mp: 8,900(Locked)

Strength:1(E-- rank)

Agility:1(E-- rank)

Endurance:1(E-- rank)

Intelligence:10(E- rank)

Wisdom:10(E- rank)

Luck:30(C rank)

Stat points:18(for how long you lived) | Shop points: 0

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Why are my?-

[Yo ROB here now you may be wondering why are my stats so low, it's simple your in the Nasuverse and also Shirou Emiya.-

WHAT! And what does that have to do with my stats being so low?

[Anyways I checked your memories and you know how E-rank is equal to 10 right? So you probably already get what I'm saying.]

Well yeah it's similar to Dbz power levels an average adult with no martial arts training have a power 5, while kid Goku had a power of ten and he was able to run incredibly fast and also lift Bulma's car. However a normal person counts as a one so it's pretty different...Wait doesn't that mean!

[So yes it'll be incredibly hard to raise your stats normally, well without the systems help. If you were to train normally it'd take years before you make any significant progress. And even if you do reach Olympic athlete level you'd be 1.1 in physical stats, your mental ones are graded differently.

So it's best you grind Shop and Stat points to gain a stronger bloodline or go to another universe like dragon ball.

Oh yeah and you may be wondering why your luck and magic circuits are higher. Well this was my first time fusing two soul this perfectly and some of my power seeped into your souls during the process, it was erasing you so I gave your soul the ability to adapt to, though temporarily and now it turns out this caused your magic circuits grow in number and quality, along with an evolution in your Origin.

It's now Weapon due to your past life origin being Tool and me perfectly fusing your souls caused the a that.

About your luck it was originally B rank but Shirou's shitty E rank luck subtracted from it. Anyway that's all have a good life. Good luck.

-Timmy the ROB

Ps. You can also get stat and shop points from killing things.

Pps. Your magic circuits maximum output is reaches up to about 100,000 units of magical energy so better than most from the age of gods, I added it up and rounded it down to 8,900.]

Shit. You know what I might as well look at the world travel options.

[ /Worlds/

A random normal world - (Locked for various reasons)

A random Zombie infested earth - 250 Shop pts.

Gossip Girl - 100 Shop pts

Two and a half men - 100 Shop pts

Tyler Perry-verse - 100 Shop pts

SpongeBob - 500 Shop pts

Phineas and Ferb - 500 Shop pts

The Grimm Adventures of Billy and Mandy - 900 Shop pts

Beyblade-verse - 2,500 Shop pts

Gundam - 3,000 Shop points Shop pts

RWBY - 20,000 Shop pts

Highschool DxD -34,000 Shop pts

One Piece - 60,000 Shop pts

Toriyama-verse - Varies]

Well shit! I have zero shop points! Which I need to travel to different worlds and it seems. I can't panick I think it's best I just try to complete a few quest and events, maybe try to get Kiritsugu to teach me Magecraft earlier.

Suddenly a man who he recognized came in, he had black hair and eyes which looked dead and he wore he black coat and an grey shirt and pants.

"Hello my name is Kiritsugu Emiya, I saved you...." I stared at him. "I came here to ask if you would like to be adopted?"

"Okay!" I replied with a small smile. "Oh! If you'd like to know, I'm also a mage."