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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Games
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601 Chs

Chapter 155: I, Bai Jingqi, will never surrender!

Accompanied by Bai Jingqi's roar, a several tens of feet long blood-red knife qi suddenly rained down, striking hard against Terence's body.

However, the golden fighting aura on Terence's body flashed violently, shattering but also blocking Bai Jingqi's attack.

The momentum of the knife qi remained undiminished as it struck again on Terence's chest, tearing open a wound deep enough to expose the bone.

Scarlet fresh blood gushed out immediately.

"Huff..."

Bai Jingqi took a deep breath abruptly, like a whale sucking in water. The surrounding blood qi and evil qi were absorbed into his belly at once and then transformed into his own fighting aura.

Unfortunately, there were only two people on the entire stage, him and Terence. Therefore, the amount of blood was very scarce.

He sucked for less than five seconds, and the blood qi and evil qi on the stage were completely absorbed by him.

Bai Jingqi's eyebrows were furrowed. Is that all?

"Roar!"