1 Jin
<Ping>
<System integration : 0.1%....100%>
<System integration successful>
<System waiting for the host to wake up>
'3 hours later:
Snorting sounds*
<Host, wake up>
"Mom! For god's sake, let me sleep. I studied the whole night yesterday!"
<....>
<Host will be tased by a shock wave after three minutes; the host is advised to wake up immediately>
Heavy snorting sounds*
<.....>
<Initializing how to wake up a cannon fodder 101>
Loud tasing noise*
"Ahhh, it hurts! What the hell!? Where am I? Wait, More importantly, who's this person talking inside of my head?"
<Hello, I'm the system bestowed to you by the primordial God>
"Primordial What? Who's that!?"
<The most powerful God in the seven planes>
"Planes? Dude, what the hell are you talking about?"
<.....>
Jin looked at his clothes and circulated his eyes around the room he suddenly woke up into.
Deducing that his environment completely changed from his old untidy college uniform he previously slept with; he chimed, "Wait a minute! Don't tell me I got reincarnated like those main characters in every cliché Chinese novel?"
<That's right, you're currently in a novel, named the god of the heavenly will, but your not the main character>
"huh!? Okay, okay, slow down, tell me how did I die first. Perhaps truck-Kun?"
<Truck-kun is a high-quality assassin, only hired for the high leveled heroes and the people fated to save the world, we couldn't cover the expenses to hire him, so you just choked on some instant noodles>
"What the hell, bastard!? Why so cheap?"
<The system is only doing his work, host is advised to refrain from cursing, or perhaps you need another round of love>
"No thanks!" Jin quickly cried out after remembering the horrible pain.
*A long silence echoed in the room.
"Hmm, okay, since I'm already reincarnated, tell me some information about my body and world."
<Your name is Jin yan, thirteen years old, from the yan family, one of the four most prominent families of sky leaf city. You're also the mc cousin and the first victim of the mc road to godhood>
"What!? What do you mean, am I a cannon fodder?"
<Yes, well precisely you going to die after 2 years, if we followed the novel events>
"What the fuck!? How!?"
<Sigh* it's like what you just heard; hence let me transfer you precisely what happened>
"Hurry up! I want to see how I got killed,"
A sudden flux of memories hit his mind; As intense, continuous scenes flashed on Jin's head, making his thoughts heavier.
He took a while to adjust and digest all the astonishing number of events stuffed into his brain.
"Heaven! did I just die by a single slap from the mc? he didn't even turn to check if I passed away or not. But wait a minute, who's that girl beside the mc wearing a relieved smirk on her face?"
<That's the original Jin fiancé>
"What the fuck! He didn't just kill me, but he ntr'd this bastard too? So system, why I'm here in the first place?"
<The primordial god was reading the novel peacefully when his favorite character, one of the mc's harem members, died saving him; the primordial god, as a die-hard fan of the girl character, got furious and decided to create a fanfiction to punish his incompetence; well, it's not a fanfiction anymore since he already killed the author>
(A/N: don't kill me god-nim. I'm pretty good)
"Shit! This god is surely a first-class weeb,"
<the memories of the previous Jin are still intact; host should focus on his soul and slowly recollect them>
Inside of Jin previous body owner memories:
"You're late by 30 seconds; guards break this dirty slave legs!"
"Understood young master" the guards horrifyingly said while dragging the maid out.
"No young master please I got a family to take care of, I beg you to spare this slave"
A creepy smirk crept on his face, "Hmph! Why should I care! Quickly bring her out, and replace her with another maid; make sure she got a nice face this time."
The other maids in the palace shivered after hearing the news of their young master picking a new maid.
A voice can be heard in the other room, "sigh* it's the third maid this month, wife I think we should talk to him."
"huh?! If my son wants another maid, that means he'll get another maid; why should we care about lowly slaves?."
Jin retracted his sense from his soul, he couldn't take how absurdly this arrogant asshole acts; fuck! His whole family is a walking cannon fodder; he shook his head and inspected his new body; previous Jin was a 13-year-old young master; the family members called him fatty jin because he was shaped like a meatball, he's hair was black ink, pointy nose, and super smooth white skin, the fat completely hide the facial features on his face.
'This boy's skin is softer than a woman's cheek; did he even see the sun?'
The most striking thing about this young master is his eyes; they were dark violet, like an expensive Diamond, gentle but at the same time evil, emitting an intimidating aura.
But alas, the author waisted them in this piece of trash.
"Wait a minute! The piece of trash is me now! Oh! thank you author-sama."
After evaluating his looks, Jin turned to his memories again to see his cultivation progress; apparently, his in the first-layer of qi condensation, which also the first stage in this world cultivation path.
"Hmm, from my memories, most of the young kids start cultivating at the age of 16, but because of my status and the astonishing quantity of resources my mother poured into me, I had the chance to get a head start."
"System, how's my talent compared with the people of this world."
<Trash>
<Wait! Actually>
<Extremly trash>
"Wha....t!? is it that bad! Quickly show me my status."
<Ping>
<
Name: Jin Yan
Age: 13
Cultivation stage: 1-qi condensation
Bloodline: none
Spiritual root: 1-grade(Trash)
Body formation: none
Cultivation techniques: Yan clan sword arts (Trash)
Talent:0,5 (Extremely trash)
Description: barely qualified to cultivate,
Next layer will be reached after 5 years.
Looks:3 (immediate appetite loss for people who saw you, and perhaps dogs might be better looking than you)
Luck: 2
Description: A walking disaster
Affiliation: the Yan family
Description: Everyone besides your mother despise you.
Fate: Pathetic mob character
>
"OH LORD, HAVE MERCY ON ME! this dude have all the flags lined up, no wonder he got ntr'd by the mc; his talent is trash, looks trash, everything trash!!"
<...>
"Dammit! I'm screwed. This fat asshole is a first-class cannon fodder; he's so shit his even garbage at being a stepping stone."
After expressing his outrage, He added, "What should I do now?"
<Fear not host, the system will give you some quests to complete, and you can farm XP from them, which can be used in upgrading your talents.>
"What quests? Show me right now hurry!"
<Ping>
<Showing host the available quests>
'Quest 1: steal all the girls from the main character's harem.
Difficulty: S
Xp rewarded: 2500000000XP
Time remaining: infinite
'Quest 2: Defeat all the male main character's
Difficulty: SS
Xp rewarded: 5000000000XP
Time remaining: infinite
Quest 3 : Successfully change your fate
Difficulty: SSS
XP rewarded: infinite
Time remaining: infinite
"Wtf?! How in the hell, I can complete this quests now? System is there any easier quests?"
<Yes, the host body is in a devastating shape>
Jin looked at his obese belly and sighed, "Hmph! Tell me something I don't know"
<Initializing Quest number 1>
Quest: Lose all the fat in your body
Difficulty: H
XP rewarded: 5xp
Time remaining: 5 weeks
Jin got instantly delighted by the quest; after all, he already made plans to train and change this disgusting body, "Hell yeah! Now that what I'm talking about."
(A/N: my fourth book at this damned site)
