21 Chapter 21
Today marks Liu Jin's third week at the Wang Mansion.
"Daiyu, let's go on a date."
"A date?" Daiyu tilted her head to one side in question.
"Mmm." Liu Jin nodded his head.
"What's a date?"
"Mmm, its where your Jin-gege will take you out to eat delicious food, buy you things you like, and then when we grow older we can proceed to step three too."
"What's step three?"
"Uh… you know, like, taking clothes off–
"OKAY. Stop there you big pervert!" Zhihao slapped Liu Jin at the back of his head.
"Hey!" Liu Jin gritted his teeth.
"Daiyu, why don't you go on a date with your Zhihao-gege instead? Do you like bunnies?"
"Bunnies?!" Daiyu's eyes sparkled.
"Yup! I know a great place where they serve ice cold beer and women in bunny suits–
"You're worse than I am!" Liu Jin slapped the back of Zhihao's head in return.
Just then, Butler Tang entered the room.
"Beer? What's beer?" Daiyu asked innocently.
Liu Jin and Zhihao looked at each other.
"Haha you know, the animal with round ears. It likes eating honey and you know… it sometimes eats humans– OUCH!" Liu Jin jabbed Zhihao's rib with his elbow.
"Honey. It likes eating honey." Zhihao corrected himself as he rubbed the sore spot by the side of his chest.
"That's a funny way to say bear." Butler Tang coughed.
"Yes. I grew up abroad so I must have acquired a funny accent. Hahaha." Zhihao laughed awkwardly.
"I've never heard of a country with such a strange accent before." Liu Jin mused. Zhihao elbowed him hard, gaining a groan.
"What brings you here, Uncle Tang?" Zhihao asked, trying to change the topic quickly.
"I've come to inform you that the car is ready for your use."
"Oh. Thanks Uncle Tang. We'll be leaving after Daiyu gets ready."
"Alright. I'll be going ahead then, young master Jin, young master Zhihao." Butler Tang bowed and left the room.
"Daiyu, go get dressed. We'll wait for you here."
"Owkay!" Daiyu nodded obediently.
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Liu Jin, Daiyu, and Zhihao sat at the backseat of a 1967 black custom Caldwell.
Today, Liu Jin wore a casual white button-down shirt with a sky blue woolen vest over it. He paired this with khaki shorts and white sneakers. Daiyu wore a simple white A-line dress with a pink woolen jacket and white lace oxfords. Zhihao wore a bright yellow T-shirt with a large denim jacket, white shorts, and yellow sneakers.
"Jin-gege, where are we going?" Daiyu asked.
"First, we're going to get rid of Zhihao."
"Hey!"
"Why are you even here?!" Liu Jin gritted his teeth as he turned to face Zhihao. This was supposed to be his date with Daiyu!
Zhihao grinned mischievously. Since Liu Jin refused to invite him, he had shamelessly invited himself instead.
"Why not? Daiyu likes it when I'm here. Right?"
Daiyu nodded and Liu Jin sighed.
"Daiyu, a date is supposed to be between two people only."
"That's not true! You can't discriminate against polyamorous people!"
"Poly what?" Daiyu turned her head to face Zhihao.
A vein started twitching on Liu Jin's head.
"Stop teaching her weird things!"
"Poly what?" Daiyu turned to look at Liu Jin next when her question was left unanswered.
"Polyamo-OUCH!"
Liu Jin slapped the back of Zhihao's head.
"Polysaccharides. They are linked monosaccharides such as starch, glycogen, and cellulose." Liu Jin answered blandly.
"Huh?" Daiyu titled her head to one side.
"Don't worry. You'll learn all about them when you start school." Liu Jin gently patted her head.
"You'll learn more if we teach you direc-OUCH!"
"Ignore him Daiyu." Liu Jin closed his eyes, trying to drown out Zhihao's annoying presence.
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Soon, they arrived at a traditional Chinese restaurant and proceeded to their reserved room. The server arrived and took their orders.
'How cute.' She giggled at the sight of the three children ordering food like adults.
"That will be all." Liu Jin returned the menu to the staff.
"Alright, young master Liu. The food will be ready in a minute." She bowed and left the room.
While waiting for the food, Liu Jin and Zhihao bickered as usual. Daiyu watched happily, unable to comprehend but happy all the same. Soon, the dishes arrived and they ate heartily.
"Daiyu, you need to eat more of this." Liu Jin then scooped a generous heaping of food onto her plate.
Daiyu nodded obediently.
"Why? Why does she need to eat more of that?" Zhihao asked as he brought a teacup to his lips.
"So that her boobs will grow bigger."
He spit out his tea.
"Fucking pervert!"
"Hey! Stop being so gross!" Liu Jin gritted his teeth and wiped away the tea drops that had landed on Daiyu's arm.
"Gross?! You're gross!! POLICE?! WHERE'S THE POLICE?!"
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After lunch, Liu Jin brought them to Café Badeaux, a French dessert shop famous among women of high society. The café had an exclusive guest list and Liu Jin was their only male customer.
Upon seeing the interior of the shop, Daiyu's eyes remained wide open in excitement. The shop was so pretty!
It's walls were painted pink with floral patterns and the floor was carpeted in pink wool. It had glass tables with golden stands and matching golden chairs. It had a huge crystal candle chandelier hanging from the ceiling and the place was well lit by its large French windows.
When Liu Jin saw Daiyu's face, he smiled.
"Do you like it here?"
Daiyu nodded vigorously.
"Daiyu loves it here!"
"When we get home, let's ask Butler Tang to redesign your room to look like this."
"Really?! We can do that?!" She asked, her eyes filled with excitement.
Liu Jin chuckled.
"Of course!"
A bright smile bloomed on Daiyu's face before she tiptoed and planted a soft kiss on Liu Jin's cheek.
"Jin-gege is the best!"
Caught off guard, Liu Jin blushed.
"Yes, 911, I'm here to report a pedophile on the loose." Zhihao's voice interrupted their touching moment.
