1 Chapter 1: "Stupid boys"

Once there was a man who felt nothing, he felt empty after his parents died a few years back, his family was powerful, he has done a lot of things in which killing is involve no one can say anything to him or else they would be killed. Until one day he accidentally bumped into a crazy beautiful woman who was literally crazy.

"HEY, MAN WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING DUCK FACE!"

He watched her amused with a smirk on his face while blocking her way

"Hey Duckface move it," she said annoyed

"What if I don't?" He smirked

"I'll make you duck face"

"How?"

She slapped him real hard and looked at him then she walked away laughing " That's how I do it duck face!" ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮

And that my friend is where my parents met and you know how it goes right? he went looking for her then they fell in love then he sticks his brooch into her coat then they had two little creatures it makes no sense but who cares. I haven't introduced myself, haven't I? Well my name is Alicia Cornelius and my brother Ridley Cornelius and mum's name is Millie Cornelius and last but not least my dad Dylan Cornelius. And this is where my story begins .....

Alicia's POV.

Have you ever experienced that you had a dream that you don't want to wake up because Shawn Mendes is sitting beside you? Well bitch I experienced that but a stupid mother fucker would always interrupt me and my dream he would pinch my cheeks every 6:00 and if I don't budge he would pour a bucket of water on me. So that's why tomorrow's the day I would wake up early and finally have revenge mwuhahaha (evil laugh) so I should sleep early then well goodnight...

"Hey~~~"

"Whatchu want babyyyyy~~~

"Hey Al..."

"What? Rid? I was having my wonderful dream about Shawn Mendes and about ducks •_•"

"Hey, look mom said get ready."

"What do you mean 'get ready'? It's the first time you haven't pinched me or poured a bucket at me"

"Look just get ready alright mum's words, not mine I'm also gonna get ready so hurry up it's already 3 pm be ready at 5"

"I SLEPT IN?!!"

"Yes. Yes, you did sleep in why?"

"Why didn't you wake me up???"

"Cauz mum said not to? "

"Hmmmmm I seeeee alrighty then you can go out"

He walked towards the door and opened it, while he was closing the door he said something I didn't hear, I just shrugged it off and thought why was that shit stick acting suspicious... I know my brother when he acts strange.

I walked into my bathroom and saw a fine young beautiful woman standing there and you bet, she was damn pretty ... it was .... me well as they say love yourself first, while I was getting ready my phone ringed and it was Tobias Russo so before I pick this up lemme tell you about him, he's my best friend since we were 7 I mean, I was 7 and he was 13 and a Lil bit of info he's a businessman who is very very wealthy it's been 5 years since I last saw him, and the reason I never called him or video call him was because I was too lazy to do it, he was the one calling me...

I missed his call so I'm just gonna go down.

Just a heads up I did not wear a dress alright I only wear black oversized hoodies and jeans and black shoes.

While I was walking my way down I saw my mum and dad dressed formally in dresses and tuxedo stuff including my brother, they saw me and my mother said 'quote' "Alicia Cornelius what do you think you wearing"

"Umm clothes?"

"I meant you should be wearing formal clothes Al"

"But mum I'm not into those even tho we're rich I ain't gonna wear one plus ridley never told me to wear something 'formal' he just told me to 'get ready' "

"Dylan honey could you come to tell your daughter to wear a dress"

"Honey, she looks great, what are you talking bout?"

"you just say that cause you don't wanna wait do you?"

"You know me well, sweet cheeks now can we just go and not let our baby girl change?"

"Fine let's go kids"

I walked towards dad and smiled at him and whispered 'i owe you one.

I then ran to the car and sat beside my dear old brother, I asked: "Where are we going?"

"You'll see" my dad replied

So while this vehicle drives to our destination lemme tell you a story when I was a Lil kid I used to play with Tobias, Lewis, and Ridley. Lewis is my other best friend whom I miss and he can be a handful and can be a little annoying, now back to my story when we were kids the 3 of them would ask me stupid questions like I thought they were some kind of prodigy but they aren't really.

Ridley ask me this question' If batman's parents died, how was he born?' then Lewis asked me another stupid question ' At what age do boys start period?' Then Tobias asked me a stupid question too ' Does it take 18 months for twins to be born? Or 9?' So I asked them if I should answer their stupid questions and they said I should so I told them this

" batman's biological parents are Justice and Darkness. The Waynes are just his adoptive parents. Simple: Batman never had any parents because he is, secretly, just a clone of Bruce Wayne. It was Bruce Wayne whose parents died."

" Lewis boys do not experience period at all only girls have that .... unless you're a girl that is."

" And Tobias here's the answer to your question. Definitely not. The gestation period for human babies is 9 months and 7 days.

So are we clear boys? so do not ask me any more stupid questions if you have a question ask your parents, Stupid boys.