1 Chapter 1 I'm Uncle Big Sausage?
"Where am I?"
Aozhou woke up and looked at the scene in front of him and felt confused. Who is this owl-like uncle in front of him?
Why does it seem familiar the more you look at it?
"Fuck~ Isn't this the famous dung beetle academy dean from the Douluo mainland anime? What's it called? Franky? No, it should be called Flender!"
Aozhou tried his best to recall everything that happened before!
"I was cooking vegetables just now, and then I felt a wave of air blowing at me like popcorn! Then there was no more. How did I die?"
"Then I am now this Still alive? And he has caught up with the time-travel craze. The most important thing is that he has also traveled to
the Douluo Continent, which he likes very much. This happiness has come too suddenly!~" The abandoned orphan, because he was responsible for cooking porridge in the orphanage later, so his name is Ouzhou!
After years of hard work, he became the small owner of a Chinese restaurant, and the restaurant's name is Oscar, God of Cookery! ! !
He became the owner of a restaurant at a young age and can be said to be a successful person, and he usually only has one hobby, that is, he likes watching anime, and his favorite is Douluo Dalu. Every time the Douluo Dalu anime is updated , he was waiting for the update of Douluo Dalu anime impatiently waiting for the time in advance.
The reason why his restaurant is called Oscar, God of Cookery, is because he likes Douluo Continent, and the theme of his restaurant is also the theme of Douluo Continent, and that's why his restaurant is so prosperous!
It's just that when he was watching the anime with all his attention that day, the chef he hired found him and suddenly gave him a job, because the restaurant opposite was poaching him at a high price.
How could Aozhou get used to his temper, just leave if he likes to go, and still give him a higher price to keep him? It is so beautiful that his nose is bubbling!
So Aozhou directly let him roll the ball. Without him, the restaurant can't be turned? Really treat yourself as a dish!
If you don't have a chef, you can do it yourself. The reason why my own shop is so popular is because the theme of the restaurant is Douluo Continent, and the other is because I used to cook delicious food myself, which attracted these regular customers. It was only after the restaurant. He became more and more popular, and he floated~~
Ozhou looked at the customers waiting to be served in the store, and could only put down the Douluo mainland animation that he was nostalgic for, and had to cook the dishes himself.
He came to the back kitchen to cook the dishes attentively, and didn't even notice that the gas tank beside him was on fire. The moment he turned around, he suddenly gave it to the puppet with a sudden
"bang"!
Then when he woke up again, he saw a face like an owl, and he was an old man with glasses.
Flender looked at him and saw that he had opened his eyes, revealing a neat row His teeth smiled and said:
"Hahaha, Oscar, you woke up, this is really good!"
"Hahaha, I was flying too fast just now, and you fell off without paying attention. Fortunately, you are all right, You didn't breathe just now, this really scared me to death!"
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After listening to Flender's words, Ouzhou's expression instantly froze!
"What? I'm Oscar?"
After realizing that he was Uncle Big Sausage later, the joy that he had just traveled to Douluo Continent disappeared instantly. This is too tragic!
Just talking about Oscar's life experience is a mystery, he is completely an orphan, maybe the owl in front of him knows, but he can't tell himself!
And later, Ning Rongrong, who was his own wife, despised him even more. He fell in love with that third brother. The most annoying thing was that he was so rude!
tui ~ stinky shameless!
Later, this Oscar picked up this woman that his third brother Tang San didn't want, and even treated her as a treasure and loved her!
This is simply unbearable for uncles and unbearable for aunts!
Not to mention the unfortunate things in the future. Of course, Ouzhou does not know that he is just watching anime, and he has no time to read the original novel at all!
This one thing really made Aozhou laugh at this big sausage uncle when he watched the anime, he is simply an alternative pick-up man!
But this person who has been ridiculed by him all of a sudden suddenly became himself, and he laughed at him so much! ! !
As the saying goes, thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, my life is up to me!
Now that I have become an Oscar, I will never let that kind of thing happen to me. In the anime, you green me, this time it is my turn to green you~ Just wait for me to green you all!
Ahem, let's face reality now! A good life in Douluo Continent starts with playing with Flanders!
This owl, Flender, even killed the previous Oscar without paying attention. If he takes him with him and pays no attention, wouldn't he have to give him a puppet again for his small body?
Aozhou looked at his small arms and calves now. It was too small. It seemed that he was only four years old!
Since Oscar was going to play with the owl in front of him, of course he wanted to act. He looked at Flender with hazy eyes and asked,
"Uncle, who are you?"
Flender was stunned by Oscar 's question. I hurriedly touched Oscar's forehead and found that he didn't have a high fever, and asked anxiously,
"Oscar, don't you know me?"
"I don't know!!!" Oscar shook his head and replied.
"It's over, I made this kid stupid!!!"
Flender patted his head sadly.
But this only made Flender look sad for a short time, and then quickly changed his face before, laughing loudly:
"Hahaha, it's good to fall stupid! It's good to fall stupid!"
Oscar looked like crazy Flender thought to himself: I'm not stupid! I think you've been fooled by the old man! Why are you still stunned like a donkey's hair?
Flender laughed and patted Oscar's shoulder and his chest with those big palm-sized hands, and said something that made Oscar want to kill him:
"Little Oscar, I'm your father. ~"
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Oscar was stunned by the sudden attack, and he cursed in his heart: "Dad, you are too big!"
"It's really hard to prevent~ I wanted to play with him, but now I'm not playing with him. , this is him playing with me!"
"This old man really thinks I'm a fool, right! Bully me and don't know Oscar's background, right? Even if he doesn't know his own background, he knows that you are not my father.
Ah, come up and say that you are my father, why don't you say that you are my son? This kind of thing can really take advantage of it~"
Oscar used his stupid eyes to look at Flender who didn't want Bilian.
Flender was embarrassed by Oscar's innocent eyes.
The old face with a beard showed some redness. It can only be said that he still has some conscience in his heart. At least he knows that what he is doing is wrong.
But if you know it, you know it, even if you don't give up your old face today, he will be a father too!
Oscar saw that this trick of being cute was not easy to use, this Flender was really too thick-skinned, he could only think of another way!
"Are you my father? But we don't look alike!"
