1 Death by bug and Lord Truck-kun

Hi I'm Tristan Salverson and you should know already if you read the synopsis.

Anyways on one fateful day I was heading to the convince store to buy some snacks and drinks I was walking across the street on the cross walk, safety first as my mother would usually say (a lot of good that did me) so I was walking and minding my own business a slug bug(the car) was on one side waiting for me to cross when a truck slams into the slug bug hitting me and probably killing both of us just me giving the other guy in the car severe whiplash, oh great I thought bitterly as I was thrown high into the air lading onto the highway that was like 30 feet way from where I started.

And as I hit the ground I heard multiple cracks throughout my body the next second unbearable pain and darkness all around, I think I hear voices i mumbled when I noticed several faraway voices from every direction and I think I also hears an ambulance in the distance or maybe a cop car not sure but the last thought I had was ~great I should have been a little more faithful to GOD~ and then nothing no pain. No voices. No nothing. There was nothing and that was when I fully realized and accepted I was dead.

~Oh God! I'm dead I died what's going to happen to me? Am I going to Heaven? Hell? Purgatory~ After some crying, yelling, and trying to except the fact that I died ,I came to the clear conclusion that ~I'm in purgatory I mean it's nothing right its not internal pain and torment, its not internal bliss~ and so when I came to that conclusion I started to realize that the darkness was warm and not even scary anymore it felt nice to finally let go to not care The darkness that I feared just moments ago was not there, the darkness was now all around me was soothing and then when I realize this I excepted that this was my time and I let myself being enveloped by the darkness when right when I let myself be enveloped bright white light suddenly appeared and it took a few moments to be able to see so when my vision adjusted I noticed I was in an office like room there was two chairs a desk with some paper and a beautiful man behind the desk, now don't get me wrong here I don't swing that why though my friend did and he kinda made it awkward for a few months but that's besides the point the man in front of me I can't find any other way to describe him.

"Ah hello" the man said your he looks at the paper in front of him "ah Tristan Salverson" he said as he looked up from the paper he was now holding "come come sit down don't be a stranger" he laughed so I slowly walked up to the desk and sat down on one of the stairs "so umm you must be god then or Michael..?" I asked uncertainly wondering if was being rude "ah well I am a God but not the one your thinking about, No he was actually killed in the last war 7 million years ago, so I was put hear to monitor earth and its development. Though because this is not my world and not one I've created I can do very little to help it better it's self, but I'm also in charge of the deciding of souls, so Tristan it's time to decide your fate" he said in an almost giddy tone.

~Weird~I thought "so what do you we do ask me questions or read my mind?" ...i trailed of. "Oh nothing like that see all I have to do is rate your karma ,if you have good karma you can go to heaven and have everything to your hearts content but if you have bad karma you go to hell but there's different stages of karma so you could have bad karma but that would not necessarily mean you would go to hell and vice versa so let's start" right when he said that a decent sized sphere appeared on the desk and in that moment I felt an incredible urge to place my hand on it I hesitated for a second but it just grew even more irresistible and I caved and touched, and right when my hand was placed smoothly into it it changed from clear to yellow, to pink, to green, to deep green, to light blue, to blue, then to teal, and then it stopped, the god looked at it for a second and was about to write something down when the now teal sphere started glowing just a bit, he raised an eyebrow and his face was twitching slightly when he saw it ~oh no is this bad is glowing bad I really hope I don't have to go to hell~ I thought.

"Well Tristan he spoke it seems you have just barely made it to Heaven..Congratulations!" he took his hand out wanting me to shake it, I lifted my hand from the sphere and shook it ~oh thank God~ I thought, "so I get to go to heaven, that's wonderful!" I practically yelled in excitement as I shook his hand "So how to we get there??" the excitement still in my voice "well the thing is I'm also supposed to tell any one who has positive karma that they also have the chance for reincarnation anywhere they like so would you like to reincarnate instead.." he said looking a little nervous now.

I ignored it and thought to myself ~would I like to reincarnate could I be reincarnated in the Harry Potter universe?~ I asked myself "yes actually you could" he said ~hmm if I where to reincarnate I could become strong ,learn magic ,become immortal, I could have absolute control, start a family,have a great life but I would Literally be giving up internal happiness and comfort, wait did he just read my MIND!? Dang that's upsetting oh well that's to be expected I guess~.

~You know what?~ I thought ~I'm going to do it I mean any life's better than no life right?~ As I finished my thought I noticed the god kinda getting impatient so I decided, "yes" I said I would like to reincarnate "Ok then because you had the chance to go to heaven and instead decided to choose reincarnation you have 4 wishes and you can pick which universe and when you want to be born" he said looking kinda relieved "ok then I want to...aha! I want to reincarnate in the DBZ universe in universe 7 for my wishes I want them to.." I started thinking about the most brilliant plan ~I would ask for the power to create my own set of dragon balls that way I would be able to grant my self more wishes in the future yes! that's what I'll do~ I also thought about my other wishes ~I want the ability to create dragon balls, I want a divine blood line, and I want a system like from those FanFictions I read but I only want it to help me remember my skills and to put my attributes in numbers and skills if I get any onto a page to help me understand them and train them, and for my last wish I want to be the epitome of my race~.

"Understood he said" he put his hand on my forehead "here you go and have a nice life!" He yelled, I suddenly blacked out i woke up feeling warm with a watery substance all around me it's a little cramped I complained I wonder what's going to happen though I wish heh I wish I picked my face but I thought these wishes where for the best *system booting up 1%.....8%...34%...69%...90%.....100% booting up* ~oh this is going to be interesting~.

Somewhere else "finally he's gone and good thing he didn't choose Heaven or he might have took my place as god here he has the potential or he might have even gone up to an even higher realm that was quick thinking on my part acting like he just barely made it into heaven good thing he chose reincarnation or I'd probably be toast in a few millennia anyway- stop rambling! I have a job to do now, next!!" He clapped his hands and the next soul appeared.