10 Testing

//Author note- so people are under the assumption I'm dropping everything because I don't upload constantly. That's not what is happening, I've just had a rough week irl so haven't had time or energy to reach for the key board and bust out some chapters.

Seriously; college started again and I have spent the last three weeks vehemently researching a Swedish ice cream company along with a group project similar to dragons den with some members who don't pull their weight.

Then at work my hours increased and we got a new manager, the new guy runs things entirely differently so I've been getting longer shifts draining me a little more each time.

Also caught a bad flu a while back that made my brain extra crispy for a good bit. So yeah I'm not dropping just having a bad week. ////

Me and Anko where escorted back to an elevator that took us deep underground. Thanks to my training I've learned to sense chakra much more efficiently and can now even determine basic elemental releases. So I can feel if someone's using a water Jutsu or lightning Jutsu but have had no luck on kekkei genkai releases as of yet. So I need to train that aspect but that's not what is important.

I can feel a veritable thunderstorms worth of chakra being pumped throughout the mountain. Kumo functions slightly similar to republic city in avatar with lightning users pumping out their energy into a generator to power the city.

Mabui was making polite conversation with Anko whilst Soifon his in the ceiling of the elevator. Honestly what is with ninja and their over developed coping mechanisms. The majority of the hidden leaf used porn as a coping mechanism, when Jiraiya dies the suicide rates in Konoha may spike.

Soi fon has a stalker complex and likes black chicks, Mabui is the sexiest black woman in the village who has a drawing fetish. Her work pad has numerous drawings of males who passed through the reception.

Anko has dango and her sake, me? Well anime ain't a thing here so I mentally recall the plots and think up fan fiction in my head. Also recreating anime openings and endings musically and skateboarding.

As I begin to ponder about the last member of the squad a ding echoed out in the elevator before the doors slid open. Mabui then spoke up "this is the medical R&D floor where most ninja are tested upon entering the village."

She then led us through and continued speaking "here we will test your jutsu repertoire, any self created jutsu, bloodline abilities, physical and mental limits along with a clan registration test."

Like a typical anime verse someone needed to question the speech for more exposition. So the sexy Anko spoke "Clan registration test? What does that entail."

Mabui puffed her chest and I felt soifon sharpen her gaze in her direction, am I hearing a camera shutter to?

Mabui spoke "the clan test is much more specialised. Several ninja have shown up claiming to be from a clan or have abilities similar to a clan therefore we have an individual from said clan test them. Naruto will be tested by an uzumaki."

I shrugged before she directed us to the changing rooms. Me and Anko changed into hospital gowns before we were put through the system so to speak.

"I make this look good don't ya think foxy?" Anko asked as she posed making the gown strain against her figure. I just tested the manoeuvrability of the medical gown so it won't rip. I'll most likely have to give a sperm sample so I'll deactivate the fuinjutsu on my kidneys.

I wasn't gonna tattoo my balls so I did my kidneys, there is some chakra channels there connected to the reproductive system. Essentially I can fire blanks on command.

First we started with the fitness grand paced test, it was basic physique tests that ninja often perform to make sure that their field approved. Next was chakra testing, let your power flow wildly without keeping it in check was what the doctor explained.

He did not factor in that I was an uzumaki jinchuriki so now there is a lot of damaged floor and some passed out civilians. The chakra tests were followed by dietary tests to determine which food is broken down by our bodies the most effectively to help generate more chakra.

So we basically got to eat at a buffet where all our favourites were served. Anko and me shovelled down some ramen followed by some dango. It tasted... oddly familiar. I'd tasted thousands of ramen on my journey around the world so the fact that this broth stuck out means it is important.

After eating fluid samples were taken, I had to take a quick trip to the bathroom with some playboys. Kumo has quiet the selection of nuddy magazines, I watched Anko try to learn my preferences based on which book I picked. So I just grabbed a lot of generic stuff but hid my true favourites within false covers.

After a quick knuckle shuffle we unveiled our jutsu to a panel of several examiners. I spammed B rank jutsu from my three categories (wind, water and lightning) which I gathered during the journey. Nearby lands often sold jutsu of similar natures to the big nations to make a sale. Bounty hunters made use of this to learn more jutsu, kakuzu is a prime example of it as he gathered hundreds of jutsu over the years.

Anko then showed of her A-rank fire style jutsu, she started my training regiment of exhausting her chakra constantly and then carving up so her chakra paths widen to deal with the burden. Compared to when I first met her she has about 45 times the amount of chakra courtesy of my training and all the medical concoctions she made for herself. Orochimaru trained her well in that area, learning how to make a training supplement in a foreign land was one of his main teaching points.

After the basic chakra releases we showed off our iryojutsu that we both worked on. Anko was much better in this area than me due to her better yin yang balance.

Next we were split to show off other specialties, she showed off her poison that frightened or excited several of the judges followed by me displaying my fuinjutsu and my kenjutsu.

I used my mother's sword "Akai shi" that I found in the uzumaki clan compound in Konoha. The scrolls i found for kenjutsu in the home were all tailored to females so I stuck to the Zoldyck style of swordsmanship. Most of the assassins didn't focus on the blade so it wasn't as developed as the poison knowledge but according to yugao my style would be low A-tank in nature due to how flexible the user needs to be.

A style that is reliant on the body is often higher rank as it includes a train regiment to condition the user for it.

For my exam I had to fight some dude in a grey hoodie. They used a basic katana to fight me, our duel lasted about ten minutes before the judges called it off. I faced a jonin with a kenjutsu speciality, didn't win but I survived which is still valuable.

Of course I realised that the hoodie dude was shura testing me like Soi Fon did but I didn't care. Both the girls were studying us for the entirety of the exams probably measuring us against themselves. Seeing as how Shura held back by not pulling out her snake blade I'd say she's the better swordsman.

When we reached the unique testing phase I showed off my lightning transmutation skills that I'd developed. I've nearly recreated Godspeed but still haven't fully corrected the chakra to nen ratio. I have more chakra than I did nen in Killua's life but the chakra is easier to manipulate so it's tough measuring how much to use without frying my nerves and brain.

Being able to generate lightning without any hand signs was enough to awe the judges. I then showed off the Zoldyck family arts which I'd mixed with some sound based genjutsu.

Anko showed off her self created fire style and poison techniques followed by presenting her summoning skills. She was proud of herself when she saw the jaw dropped expressions off the examiners.

I was focused on A who arrived somewhere in the middle, he stood silently beside Mabui and the hooded shura. He turned to shura and asked her about her opinion.

Shura pulled down her hood unleashing her exotic hair that my eyes couldn't break away from. Anko saw this and then compared my old blonde hair and Kushina's hair to Shura with her sunset style hair.

Shura spoke in the same tone as the exorcist version "well boss, the girl has better summoning skills than I do along with stronger snake style taijutsu. Poison ain't my style so I can't comment on that. She's definitely on the team though I'm worried about what her curse mark can do."

A nodded and motioned for her to continue so she looked at me. "That kid? Yeah he's a freak." I sweat dropped at her comment.

"Three natures that have been well trained, variants of snake style taijutsu, a custom sword style, his poison resistance is off the charts, he's freakishly flexible like the snake psycho. His chakra is enormous and his control is quite good considering the size of it.

Fuinjutsu I'd put him at about rank 6 so he could produce most seals required but he hasn't selected a sealing specialty yet."

The speciality she's referring to is picking stuff like barriers or bodily seals.

"What about his bloodline?" Questioned A

"Oh he's an uzumaki alright but the kekkei genkai are highly suppressed. The tailed beast is the most prominent cause for that. If someone wanted to bite him and syphon chakra they'd die due to how toxic his is. He doesn't have the minds eye but can sense pretty well by Kumo standards. As for the chains? He doesn't have the male variant because of the 8 trigram seal, it's placement impacts the chakra points responsible for the chains release so he can't use that stuff."

A just sighed but shura continued "his vitality though is the highest I've ever seen even amongst the records of uzu's golden age. He's gonna live a long ass time and is virile so the standard three should do just fine."

A turned to stare at her with a questioning gaze but shura just said "I'll think about it".

A turned back and just observed us going through the tests. Mentally planning team snakes future placement.