I'll Fight!

"HAAA??? Orra! Tryna' take ma' meat are ya'?!"

As the black masked figure walked towards the confused giant, She widened her stance and walked towards him with her hands in her pockets while yelling up a storm.

*** Like a true yakuza! *sniffle* like a true yakuza....

[Are you okay Jaxx?]

***Yea.. I'm fine, I'm fine... Just so proud... *sniffle*

"Camellia, listen here-!"

"HAAAH~?! Listen? LISTEN?! You listen ere' bub!"

<Camellia dear~ You might want to calm down~. He said he wouldn't hur->

"So ya' wanna take ma' meat from me do ya' punk?!"

Now standing only feet from him, she built a step ladder of earth using her magic so she could stand face to face with him. Now yelling directly into his face, annoyance could be seen growing from within Zeph.

"Pu.. N- K.?"

"HAHHH?? What's wrong?? Need me ta' explain it to ya'?!"

<Oh dear...>

-Haha, this idiot-

[She's lost her mind...]

{Fool}

***So proud...*

"HHAAAAAAHH?!?"

Causing the earth to rumble and sound waves to form, Camellia was sent flying backwards onto her back, forcing her to use her new glove's claws to stop the momentum.

"There are only two people who can call me that twerp."

'Uh oh.'

<'Uh oh' is right you idiot! You messed up your one shot! Now my vacation will be cut short!>

***Careful missy, your true intentions are showing

'He might actually stop me from eating meat...'

<YOU!?! YOU'LL DIE YOU KNOW?!>

Standing up in a readied position, it seemed to have clicked in her head just how drastic this situation was going to be. If she didn't smarten up and fight with all her might, she would die-

***Not be able to eat meat.

'Can't have that...

Right! Me, the great Isekai-God can't go dying to a big pervert like him! Libbo, Inventory check!'

~Remaining weapons:

Mothballs: Few

Smoke bombs: Less(but less)

'Ninja stars': Like 5 maybe?

~

***SO USELESS!

'Right, got it, thank you. Miss Mona can you summon them in this order please?'

<You understood that?!!?>

"That kid's crazy huh?"

"Seems to have lost it."

"They're lucky he's old! hahehe"

Now facing each other, Zeph simply stood ready, watching and waiting for Camellia's next move, calm and collected. While her mind was racing, she seemed readied on the outside, but her mask simply hid her twitching lip and scrunched face.

'If I... nono I wouldn't last long enough... How much do I? Do you think he'd wait? Meat... Orra~ nono, I'll do it louder next time I yell it. Oh what if I? haha no...'

Giving up on her thoughts, she figured regardless of her choice if she was too late to decide, it would be her downfall.

'The first to strike decides the outcome... Can't remember who said that but it must be true because I remembered it!'

Suddenly running forward towards Zeph, she shrouded herself in flames and continued forwards with her fragile plan.

'1 Moth!'

"Running directly at me is stupid"

"Who said I wasn't doing anything?"

As the figure slowed down slightly, multiple balls of black fire formed in the air around her. Seeing the floating orbs of fire, he readied himself to react by crouching slightly.

"SHOOT!"

Jumping to his left, 3 balls quickly hit the ground where he stood, catching fire to small fibers sprawled out on the floor. It was then followed up by 2 more fireballs which he ducked under after quickly landing.

'NOW!'

Throwing the mothball she hid in her hand, it was sure to land considering his awkward position! As the ball approached Zeph, the look in his eyes seemed to change slightly as it-

*poof*

"Eh"

***IT BURNT UP!!!

'Dammit, gotta improvise! 1 Smoke!'

<Right away~>

*PFFTTT*

Watching the fire ball crumble in front of his eyes, he was suddenly met with a cloud of smoke that quickly surrounded him.

'Good, his eyes should get irritated soon...'

At least they should, right? Too bad Camellia forgot he was a complete monster!! This was the guy that one shot that lighting squirrel that she couldn't even see remember!! Peering through her own smoke she could see him standing completely straight up with his eyes wide open!

'What the hell is this monster pervert... Mm, change of plans, Mona!'

<Eh~ You sure that'll work~? Don't go blaming me for your death kay~>

Watching as the smoke started to fade, Zeph found himself standing in the middle of a sea of black flames. As the fire grew, sparked and crackled around him, he became cautious... yet curious.

'3... 2... Now!'

'Flame shuriken!'

Suddenly, two shuriken engulfed in flames start shooting towards Zeph from behind. Quickly dodging them, his curiosity only continued to grow as suspicion creeped in.

*Tack tack tack*

Hearing footprints, Zeph quickly turned his body.

'Mothball!'

<Right~>

*PAF*

Blocking the mothball with his arm, he was shocked to see it coming from the opposite direction of the stepping sounds from before.

"Hmpf"

Tearing the burning cloth off of his arm, his suspicion reached an all time high, as his annoyance grew with it.

*tack tack tak*

'Eat!'

Growing the flames from a sea to an ocean, it now formed a dome around the giant man, who's gaze stayed unmoving. The beautiful black flames glistened in the light of the stars as the onlookers from the gate became amazed and curious at the little girl's amazing control over her ability!

***Little do they know it's a cheat that basically lets her make a picture from her head into a weapon! Hmm, that's some conspiracy level stuff right there... Cool.

'Soup!'

Waving her hands together in a bowl-like shape, the flames started creeping along the edges of the dome before consuming the floor around the unmoving stone like man, leaving only a small circle of ground uncovered.

'Flame shuriken!

Throwing her last 3 shuriken, they came from a blind spot at the top of the dome, yet were easily dodged once again by the stone-like man.

*Tack tack tack*

"Hm.. Were you using the triangles to mimic footsteps earlier?"

'Ohh~ You got brains do ya~? "Oohh~ Look at me~ A big tall, genetically blessed old pervert who has decades of battle experience~ I'm gonna dissect how this newbie fights mid battle~" You jerk!'

*Paff*

Setting off a smoke bomb inside the dome once again, Camellia started her next plan;

<Operation lock feet?>

'I need 2 moth balls and some food!'

<You've only got 2 more of those fruits left dear~>

'Mm, good enough!'

"I am starting to grow tired of your fertilizer bomb twerp."

"Ore~ That so~?"

'Mothball x2!'

Sending out a mothball from both sides of the dome, Zeph was quick to react, as he jumped back-

*KRRR*

'Earth Control!'

"Ho~?"

Creating small triangles of earth around his feet, she cemented him to the ground, forcing him to take the full impact of both mothballs!

...

Well, one of them... The other burnt up.

'Again!'

Seeing the glint of a string being pulled, a mothball comes raining down from directly above Zeph, as he rips off more burning clothing before looking directly up, readying to block it once again.

*Pffttt*

"Hm, Quite faulty equipment you have~"

'Now!'

Seeing the shadow of a black figure closing in through the depths of the smoke, he quickly grabs at it only to find he's holding a piece of torn up black dress with rolled up burlap stuffed inside to give it shape.

'You might be a veteran but you still fell for the biggest classic of classics you old pervert!'

Swiping away at the smoke in front of her, the scratched up and dirty masked figure that now wore a wrapped shoulderless tank top charged through the smoke from his blind spot while holding a ball of raging fire in her hand.

'Raaaassangeeenn!!!'

***That sounds off...

{Copyright}

[I see...]

*PAF!*

Eh-

Reacting to the unexpected move, he sent the ball out of her hand by hitting her arm, causing the mothball to roll on the ground before extinguishing within the floor of flames.

*Pffftt*

'b- Jump back!'

*Tack!*

"Where are you going?"

Catching her wrist just as her feet left the ground, he pulls her in front of him and lets her dangle from the wrist as he pierces her soul with sharp eyes befitting of a veteran hunter.

'Oy... screw not being able to eat meat, I might actually die here!'

***THIS!?

<She's not serious...>

-This is exactly why I had decided to punish him...-

[Haha.... She... She isn't serious right?]

{Meat}

"What's wrong? Not gonna talk?"

"Ah-"

'THINK THINK THINK!! PANIC PANIC PANIC'

"H- hillo?"

"Hi... llo?"

'I fucked up, oh shit, oh god! I can't die here!! How am I supposed to punch God if I die here?!!'

***Ah right, forgot that was our motivation.

<W- was it now..?>

"When are you going to get rid of this illusion?"

"Ah... sure... eh?"

'HOW DOES HE KNOW?! HE KNOWS?!! WHY DOES HE KNOW??? Libbo!?'

~Yes?~

'Are you cheating on me? did you tell him? *sniffle* how could you~~~~?!'

~Processing...

Answer: What?

~

'Ah, you didn't? That's good then...'

"You're smart..."

Mumbled the hanging girl

...

"Heha!"

Staring at the dangling figure, he couldn't help but laugh as the flame dome started to disappear, Exposing them once again to the townsfolk who watched from the sideline.

"This might end up being fun."