Takeruism

Night, a peaceful night where everyone except someone was asleep...

"I'm bored~" Takeru complained as he rolled around in the ground.

"I guess it's time to visit my lovely planet." Takeru stood up and made a gate.

He entered and appeaeed in the black void, full of silence, radiation, extremem temparature amd space dust.

He saw the two terrestrial planets he made now full with life, hell there's even a thousand sattelite orbiting them.

He flew closer towards one of the terrestrial planets and saw the moon of it, 70% destroyed.

"They can now destroy the moon? They really grow up fast~"

Takeru made a time difference in this dimension and Tortus, the world he was earlier. It was 1 month=10 Billion years. Since he's gone for a month, 10 billion years has already passed. That time was too long that the blue giant should have exploded. But it didn't. Because he made aure that the sun will replenish its fuel every year.

"Who did that? Must be a genius, now their oceans must be chaotic." Takeru became invisible as he flew towards the first planet.

Floating above Japan, he spread his senses around the world to find out who has that kind of power. Thus, he sensed one.

He flew towards the location and landed exactly in front of a rundown classroom in the mountain.

"Kunugigaoka Highschool." Takeru saw the school name printed on the walls as he walked around.

He entered the door and turned off his invisibility. He walked through the hallway and found a door with a Class 3-E sign on it.

"I'm just a first year though~" Takeru slid the door open.

Inside, he saw a tall humanoid yellow octopus with a circle smiling face as its head. The students are all normal though. Except the gun and knives in their tables.

"Ohayou~" He waved.

"Eh, what are you doing here?" The octopus asked, looking at him.

"Nothing. I just want to see how does someone with the power to destroy a moon looked like." Takeru entered and circled thw octopus who was feeling nervous. Looking at Takeru seemed to be like looking at a god.

"What's your name?" He asked with a smile.

"I am the homeroom teacher of Class 3-E, Koro-sensei!" The octopus answered proudly.

"Excuse me but, isn't this place restricted? Or are you a new student here?" A blue haired trap asked.

"What are you doing here?" A spiky haired man entered through the door.

"I just went to see this guy." Takeru answered.

"Koro-sensei, what's your maximum speed?" He asked.

"I can move as fast as Mach 20!" Koro-sensei asnwered as he moved around the classroom in breakneck speed.

"Is that so~" Takeru went to one of the student's table and picked up the knife.

"Let me borrow this for a second." He said to the student.

Takeru lifted the knife and examined it closely.

"They said this is the only thing that works against him right?" Takeru looked at the spiky haired man who is being wary of him.

"Yes. Why do you ask?" He asked.

"Does this really work?" Takeru bent the knife.

"It's called S.A.A.U.S.O. knife. Special Arms Againsts Unidentified Slimy Octopus." The man said.

Takeru said nothing and held the knife in a reverse-grip. He looked at Koro-sensei who keeps running around the classroom, looking like he is teleporting.

Then, he slashed upwards.

Thud!

3 yellow tentacles fell to the ground, severed as Koro-sensei stopped. He looked at his severed tentacles and regenerated.

"That was a good timing." Koro-sensei have green stripes on his head.

"Thanks~" Takeru nodded as he vanishedfrom his spot.

"Fast!" Koro-sensei exclaimed.

Thud!

4 tentacles fell to the ground as Takeru reappeared in front of Koro-sensei, knife pointing just above his necktie.

"This teacher is so interesting!" Takeru returned the knife back to the stunned student.

"Oi, spiky guy! Can I meet your superiors? I believe you are the one in-charge here, right?" Takeru said.

"Follow me."

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"Mr.Ebisawa, I'm sorry but we cannot find your name in the records even around the globe." A man wearing a suit said as he looked at the smiling Takeru in front of him.

"It's alright~" Takeru waved it off.

"But you still tresspassed in a restricted area and discovered one of the top secret of the world. If this is discloded, the world will surely fall into panic." The man continued.

"Well, I am god." Takeru just continued smiling.

"Please stop joking around. This is top-secret information that you have acquired just by seeing the octopus." The man sighed.

"You won't believe me huh?" Takeru stood up.

"Here's some visual evidence." Takeru made a gate in which him and the man in suit got dragged into.

The gate vanished and the two reappeared in space. This time, he also did the same to Yue, a barrier around them.

"This is your world. And that is the sun." Takeru pointed.

"I-I s-s-see that." The man's legs are now shaking.

"And this is an empty space." Takeru pointed.

He clapped his hands and asteroids gathered around and formed an Earth-sized planet instantly.

"And that is a planet." Takeru pointed.

"This is..." The man is obviously shocked.

"No. This is imposible." He shook his head.

"Then how about this." Takeru manipulated time and made the man a baby. Then a kid, then a grandpa, then normal.

"I believe now. You are god." The man wanted to kneel down and worship him.

'You didn't believe me when I made a planet.' Takeru thought.

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"Okay everyone~" Takeru entered the door of the classroom, wearing teacher's uniform.

"I'm going to be your teacher in Math, Chemistry and P.E!" Takeru continued.

The man he took to space entered the classroom and said to the students. "This young man is Mr.Ebisawa, a god. He will be teqching here for a while."

"A god?" The students all asked.

"Yep! I can make a sun, black holes, life, money qnd any other." Takeru smiled smugly.

"Then who is Jesus?" Someone asked.

"I don't know. I left this universe for a long time. Is there any other god than me?" Takeru asked.

"Yes, there is many religions with their own gods and godesses." Nagisa the trap answered.

"The heck? There's no god other than me in this universe. Last time I checked, ther isn't one." Takeru complained.

"Let's make a new religion! It wil be called Takeruism! People who worshipped me will have 10 years extra in their lifespan. And polygamy is legal!" Takeru declared.

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The largest number of children born to one woman is recorded at 69. From 1725-1765 a Russian peasant woman gave birth to 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets and 4 sets of quadruplets.