How To Be A Good Mortal father to your Demon Kids

My mother once told me, "Son, be a good boy and don't break girls hearts, it will put you in jail one day!"

And now that I was being dragged into the dungeons of hell by lo and behold! The seven-foot demon goat man, Lucifer, the Lord of Hell himself, I believe she was right.

It had all started this fine afternoon.

I had gone back to my room after classes to take a nap since I was fortunate enough to live literally five minutes from the campus so I could nap for thirty minutes and be out before the next class.

Walking home, I didn't notice anything peculiar so I was sure this day would have just been a normal day.

If I could turn back time, I'd kick myself in the balls.

I opened the door to my studio apartment and out of habit, flung my body to the bed like a lover in heat, I had not seen the massive hairy goat-man sitting on it and so like an idiot I crashed into a hairy chest, what followed I would really like to forget but it will haunt me for the rest of my life.

I was held in a chokehold by a massive hand that easily wrapped around my neck holding me so that my feet weren't touching the ground even though he was seated and I met the eyes of the most terrifying thing I had ever laid my eyes on.

he was more goat than man, there was no denying that. those rectangular pupils in yellow eyes glared at me from a frothing snout and the two sets of horns that grew curving round and round like rams looked like they would be very painful if he chose to headbutt me to death.

"Do you know who I am?"

"No, sir!" I answered as fast as I could

"Hmph, I am Lucifer, king of the underworld."

I am not ashamed to say that I began crying, a real man admits that he can cry and crying at meeting the person who was supposed to be the ruler of all the bad things in this world was not a bad thing, in fact, a real man should be proud that he didn't shit his pants at the very sight of that black furred face.

"Great one please spare the worthless worm that is me, I am not so much a sinner that Satan himself-"

"I said I am Lucifer, not Satan are you deaf?"

"Eh, there's a difference?" I asked confused

"Yes, but what you should be asking me is why I am here?" he said his goat ears wiggling

"Oh, great god of the creatures that scare us in all the horror movies, why are you in my house?"

he huffed sulphur smelling air in my face,

"I am here because you, Li Jun, impregnated my precious Yu Yang and left her to care for seven children,"

"I beg your pardon?"

His eyes were filled with the rage of a father whose daughter had been disgraced...this was not a joke.