1 Chapter 1: I thought she was my friend

I hate isekai! Yes I am an Anime/manga enjoyer but I hate isekai. Why you ask? Well because I have been almost killed 6 time by.... no not truck-kun but by an isekai fanatic friend. I say almost because on the 7th try she succeeded. Now you may wonder why was I still friend with her after 6 murder attemps? Well that's because I didn't know she was the source of my self named "bad luck" before she managed to kill me. So Now you must be wandering if I didn't know before my death how do I know all of this. Simple! I have just been told all this by a group of Adminstrators or Gods or, as most of you all know, ROBs (Real Overpowered Being). Let's rewind time a couple minute ago

I woke up in front of a court full of masked individuals.

MC: W-Where am I?

ROB 1: You are in our Domain. Well before you ask other question. Here are the asnwers. You have died. You're friend Vicky killed you. The reason lies with our subordinates not wiping her full memories of her last life and she wanted to die saving you, someone who loved her, so that she can get a- well as she would put it "life of dreams". Since it is our fault, as leaders, we are here to fix this.

MC: So I'll never be able to see/finish One Piece?

ROB 3:.... H-he doesn't care at all that he just died!

MC: Well I don't remember having a painfull death so I'm focusing on what I lost.

ROB 2: Hmmn! This is intresting. you have taken you friend's betrayal rather calmly.

MC: I was starting to think that I was unlucky with 3 bus, 1 boat and 1 sky diving near death experience.

ROB 4: It's actually 2 sky diving accident. One time she mixed your parachute with your instructor's.

MC: Wha- She killed Jimmy! I'm done! I am So Done with her. No wonder she allways became perfect after each accident.

ROB 5: Worry not she is being handed her punishment as we speak. Your brother looked into you death and managed to uncover the patern. It took a hiden recorder to get her confession but she was sentenced to life imprisonment.

MC: HAHAHAHA! You always were there to cover my ass.

He smiled while having a tear in his left eye.

MC: You mentions something about fixing your subordinate's fault?

ROB 1: Y-You don't even want to know how you died?

MC: Nah Chances are it's by a truck.

ROB 2: You are correct! Although she did drugged your morning coffe and wanted to save you during the intersection where you would've fallen asleep but sadly there was a red light, you fell head first and... Oh right you don't want to know.

ROB 1: *Cough* We have decided to offer you a choice other then having you memories erased then reincarnated. The chance to reincarnate into One Piece World with no extra power or into DC world of his choosing with a few perks in both case you will keep your memories. Now what will he choose?

MC: I am a 100% OP fan so there is not even a moment of doubt... I choose option 2.

ROB 1: HUH?! But you could meet Luffy, Roger and even find the ONE PIECE. Why did you not choose that option.

MC: If I don't have any extra power I'm as good as dead with the Yonko, admiral or even if a Celestial Cunt finds me while i'm still weak and there is no guarante that I would become stronger I migth be just a random character. I'm not even sure how long it would take me to learn haki or even if I even have all three.

ROB2: "HAHAHAHAHAHA. HE got you there. Well Done mortal as a thanks for showing me the sight of him losing his cool you will have extra perks at his expenses!"

All other ROBs: Agreed!!

ROB 1: Hey I never agreed to this.

ROB 2: It was YOUR subordinate that was in charge of overseeing things and you still tried to dupe him then make you look good after giving extra perks when he chose the OP world.

ROB 1: FINE!!! Your perks are 3 reasonable wishes as well as choice of your apearence, world, history, family, background and ect.

ROB 3: Hmmmm?

ROB 1: ... 5 wishes.

ROB 4-7: That's better!!!

ROB 1: Now Mortal State your whishes.

ROB 2: Before you say it no we can't show you OP ending we're also watching it and I don't like spoilers.

MC: Tsk. Okay Can I have the hogyoku?

ROB 1: Of cour- WAIT A MINUTE! NO IT'S NOT REASONABLE! Choose something else as your first wish.

MC: My first wish is to talk to my family members that I want, after they lived a good life after fulfilled all their dreams, withouth anyone being able to see, hear or know our conversation other then us for as long as we want.

ROB 1: Why would yo-

ROB 2: Ohh you aren't dumb! I like that. GRANTED

He disapeared. After the conversations were done, he came back with tears, snot all over his face and with a smile he faced the ROB's.

MC: I'm ready to make my 4 wishes

.....

ROB 1: Off you go. May this life be full of joy.

After he chose, a portal appeared and he went past it.

ROB 6: He finally left that lucky BASTARD.

ROB 7: Why did you only give him two choice. I know we all are pissed at him but still...

ROB 5: Not all of us!

ROB 4: You got that right.

They all looked at ROB 2, who was grinning like they was no tommorow.

ROB 2: Come on, it's not my fault you gives failed to kill him for more then 10 years and I managed to do it.

ROB 1: 10 YEARS FOR HIM NOT US!!! And to answer your question he was the last one of this batch. I had no other options. Still I though He would use at least 1 wish for his family safety but he didn't that was surprising.

ROB 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA! I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL OF YOU GOT PLAYED LIKE THAT! HAHAHAHA

ROB 4: What do you mean?!

ROB 2: Really think of his first wish. Word for word. he insured his family would accomplish their dream live a happy life and if I'm not wrong he was able to get OP ending... among other things.

ROB 1: Enough I'm done with all of this let's jus-

ROB 2-7: Not so fast.

ROB 1: What?

ROB 2: He was the last one.

ROB 3: Which means he should be given a extra present due to someone insisting on that matter for 547 years.

ROB 4: I believed the one that insist should do it.

ROB 5: I second that.

ROB 6: Not to forget he even tried to fool him.

ROB 7: The look you're making just made this whole thing worth it. We are never letting you live this one down.

ROB 1: ALRIGHT I GET IT. But why are you favoring this mortal? normally you would be as impartial as the rest of us!

ROB 2: He made me- made us laugh that's why! That face you made just made my millenia. HAHAHAHAH