5 Sacred business, kids is not allowed.
"You useless! How many times do I needed to tell you to NOT go to war!!!"
My voice resonate inside the most luxurious pent house in the city. Infuriating me because of this dumb useless person in my front.
And that was this fat pig, my third contract of me being a demon granter contracter.
Tatamon, a.k.a Demon B helped me to this position of mine.
That day when he held me captive of his torturuos act, he telled me that he was the duke demon of this place.
The most lowest level of hell, "Agony of Eternity".
Being under subordinate of this despicable superior of mine whilst simultaneously his living barbie doll. What I can only do is watch him as he sung a intolerable lullaby and transform me to a...
It is really neccesarily to say it...
Well, back to the present day.
I was really angry to this useless contracter of mine. Because of his greed, this inescapable position of our, NO! my own blood and sweat organization that I build is in dire situation right now!
This contract was supposed to be a smooth mission. The only wish he want is to have this classmate of him to fall high over heels in his embrace.
But tragicly, this young woman is the only daughter of the most influential clan leader in the region.
And on the top of it, the president of this nation is her grandfather!
Even it was the case. For my overbearing power this task will be an easy one like walking in the park with ice cream between my butt cheek.
But no!!
Being a demon granter, there's a specific rules to be followed.
1. Grant the customer any wish he want. Customers will alway's first nothing else.
2. Don't hurt the customer in any means. (Punishment of how much you hurt him/her)
3. Using power doesn't allowed to grand the wishe's. (Pure guidance's)
4. You can't freely roam or do anything to the world how much you wanted.
5. The demon have free will to disguise and interact to the invironment (Limited only) to help the customers when he/she needed assistant.
That's the five rule's like me a demon granter needed to followed...
The two rule's that keeping me down to succeed this crap contract was the Three and Four rule descriptions.
First, I have no authority to grant the customer wish out of nowhere. Means, I needed to help him achieve that goal in physical way in every act I do!
Second, I can't do crap to manipulate the world so he/she can achieve that goal easily!
See, that how *beep* I am right now as a demon! On the top of that, your customer is a lowest possibly idiot in the world that will exist in the history of idiotness.
So it was really impossible to me just to let this idiot court the lady.
If I can just kidnap the lady and put a gun on her mouth, surely she will do whatever he wanted!
For example to confess to this idiot, so the contract can be finsih as soon as possible. But sadly, rule One doesn't allowed that crap. If ever I attempt to that idea, this idiot surely will died to the hand of the daddy's.
And that crap are not allowed to happened!
Thus, i'd have no choice but to think another way. I had decided to take the role of this idiot father figure and started an organization, so that way, this idiot fake son I got have powerful background, requirments to smoothly married the lady.
Without accident or cliche that 'Doesn't allowed' the marriage and anything else. The only thing I needed to do is merge the two powerhouse and that was it, happy ending to all of us.
This crap shouldn't never been happened in the first place if I had have no desire to evolve to begin with. Duke demon and onto the next more evolution.
Talking about it...
I wonder what's the three subordinate of mine doing in hell. I'd hope that they will be okay even without me...
Meanwhile... Drill and Enrill having a fortnite battle royal. Except that the weapon on choice was only bow. Rule's, no jump, no cheat power and no scope.
...
Well you see. If I wanted to evolve basically I needed sin, and how to gained sin?
It's different of how I had done it in hell. You know, the crazy crap battle royale and deceiving sinner soul to kill each other.
That crap are not allowed right now. And to gained sin's, I have needed first to become a demon granter contracter.
Thank's to Tatamon, that first requirements is easily acquired.
And next to gained sin's, I needed to had have a life saving insurance, and that insurance was their customers.
For mortals to make contract to demon is like selling your own soul. Guaranteed that your soul is straight to hell to suffer.
On top of it, if ever the customer made a sin, it's guaranteed too that he/she sin's will be contributed to you, whole of it.
Even the angel succeeded to repented your customer to become pious to the god. He/she sin's still will be contributed to you, so it's a win to win deal for the angel and demon.
So here am I doing all the work that this mother*beep* wanted to his life! So, I can have sin's to evolve...
"But it's a great oppurtunity fa- mister demon, if we win this fight surely our organization will leap to higher power."
"SHUT UP YOU MORON!!!"
"There's no need to rush! All we needed is to wait for the right time! Even how many times I did keep reminding your brain, you keep *beep* ruining it!!!"
I almost smack this mother*beep* to death but I stopped myself remembering the rule No. Two.
I am actually right. If we just waited patiently, the lady clan that this idiot wanted to court is now on a dire state. Because of the president scandal of being currupt in taxes.
And any moment given, they will call for assistance and I will grasp that oppurtunity to make a deal, exchange of marrying this idiot.
Even though I will be seen as a shameless person to married this fake idiot son to a lady that have talent to operates an underground world.
I don't care about it!!
It's already been tormented enough to be this idiot guardian... And being a shameless person will be a CHEAP price to be apart to this idiot!
"Don't even *beep* defend your crappy reasoning of your's! Shut up, and just follow me!"
I taked the elevator to the ground hall, a midst of the elevator descending. I was already thinking of a solution that my organization are facing right now.
Our situation was like in the middle of tsunami and lava, no escape route in both side.
We have two enemy powerhouse force.
"Black Market", a mercenary underground guild, and "Asmon Haven" a powerful ancient cult is facing against my "Weebo-weebo Waifu no matter what happens she's comes first, buy any figurine and merchandise of her panties", period!
My clan was powerful, so too my subordinate like a barbarian beast. If you ever insulted his/her waifus or husbando, you'll know what truly agony was.
But going against a two powerhouse with the same strength of my organization. Surely this adversary's was gonna end badly in each both side, whoever won or losses.
Forget the lady clan assistance. I already anticipated that they will not help no matter how many I ask for help.
They'll just gonna wait who will win and attack that force so they can take the previlege of the winner.
We'd reached the bottom floor and I see my subordinate lining up into two line, giving me space to walk out. While the platoons of weebs are in center of the hall, suited in a patriotic weebo like akatsuki, and lolicons platelets with their signature banner in hand.
You might wondering why my organization was like this...
Well, it's all started when I was trying to find work so I can start my organization. No funds means no loyal cannon fodder.
A midst of it, I finded myself in a game arcade and tried some of it's game.
It all started with fun, but slightly like a vortex. It consumed me playing everyday when my work job was all done.
And like a thunder it hitted me!
The supposed to be only fantasy character have life inside those box of entertainment.
It amaze me in astonishment.
I can't even barely remember if I just farted that day or I really pooped in my pants of what I had discovered.
But seriously. I hope I just only farted that day.
Like a drugs that I can never forget what was it taste in the first taste. And thus started my career of being a weebo, the most lowest human being in the world.
But those changed when the fire nation attack.
I can tolerate my comrade of weebo's are being hurt!
But never my waifus!
That day, the war was inevitable to happened.
I kidnap that mother*beep* group and let them watch my favorite show straight 24/7 of watching!
Lore, T.v series, Manga and hentai, animated or manga!
You don't know how powerful anime was. You ignorant runt!
Like blackhole-chan, it will suck you dry, erasing your traits of a normal human being!
But pret not, you'll be transcend to a newly human life form, and don't need to thank me.
Yᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪᴛ!... ( ˘ ³˘)♥👌
And thus started my "Weebo-weebo Waifu no matter what happens she's comes first, buy any figurine and merchandise of her panties" organization.
In any place you go, this is the only area that you will see a true hardcore pious in this world.
Crazily purchasing any holy sacred stuff. Indicated of them being a true believer of our cathedral.
The Anime comicon's!
Helping our great cult of weeb to be prosperous and hop our organization in the higher position.
Thus, our organization became one of the most powerful powerhouse in this nation! Top Three in the entire world!
"Hentai kamen, what was our current adversary movement." I ask the man with panty mask, seeing him already in the side of elevator.
"Still on the periphery of the city, Maou-sama!" He said it with signature move of the original kamen in the series.
"Good... Now I need all of the platoons in me, we're going to destroy those bastard and showed them WHO WE ARE!!!" I commanded.
"Long live for the Lolicons!!!"
"Long live for the Waifus!!!"
"Long live for the Hentai!!!"
They'd shouted their own word sacred beliefs.
"Miku-chan, I wanted you to take the Platelets platoon to guard our sacred figurine holy hall. And lastly my chamber of waifus. Don't ever let anyone enter my holy room, or I will die a painful death if anyone disgustingly laid eye's on my waifu's!"
"You'll can count on me, Maou-sama!" She said confidently, pledging to ease my worries.
I looked on all of the platoon. I shouted. "On me! Army of weebs!!!"
I walked out of the building with my weebs organization.
Like in anime before the war. Our eye's are dark, seriously to won this upcoming war.
This war will be the greatest anime war in the history of weebs! And kids was not allowed.
[1] Weebs - Called to a person that like anime or related games(or just normal games) "Otaku" in another word.
[2] Akatsuki - A group of criminal in "Naruto" anime series.
[3] Platelets Lolicon - A group of child in "Cells at works!" acting as a platelets.
[4] Hentai Kamen - A fictional character that still panties. T.v series "Hentai Kamen".
[5] Miku-chan - A fictional character known as vocaloid. "Hatsune Miku".
