2 Hell is nice

After I was been eaten alive by the dragon, darkness engulfed my concious.

Me and my conscious dive deepen to the vast ocean of relaxation, giving an extreme sensation of coziness in my body.

I had never knew that death was great, if i'd only knew it from the start surely i'll never embark the journey of cultivator world, and just wait for my last breath of being a mortal.

I embrace the cozy feeling until my body numbness take over as my mind focus on this great state of relaxation.

But sadly, a swift slash of whip hitted me on my back and awakened on this sea of fire.

And I'd become a hellhound.

Until this day I did not forget that event inched inside my head, written on a dark ink brush that cannot never be erased...

As a dog.

My job in here is to be a loyal dog guarding the sinful soul to perish, scorching in the ocean of flame as their body doesn't cremated even they'd stayed in there forever.

Bizzare, my stay in here is rather great I guest...

I had never thought being a dog is great. But experiencing it on hand expanded my ingnorance as i'd discover how nice to be a one.

Someone will feed me when I was hungry, someone will massage me out of no where, and I can sleep wherever I had wanted to be.

Heck! I can even sleep even my body is twisted, or it was just hellhound ability to snap their bone 360%.

Only downside was, skeletons are the only people in this place.

But, I have been wondering about...

How great it was to be a hellcat?...

But that question will be forever a mystery, as I wasn't still see any sign of cat from the beggining when I had come in here in the first place.

Is the cat for the heaven? Because if it's true, that's *beep* up as the cat always enslaved the human.

Living in this sea of flame I had became adept on this body and place.

Time past...

I learned the knowledge how to change your status in this place.

Or should I say evolve to become more powerful...

Well, you see...

If your sin are to immense, your status should be much more higher than a hellhound when you'd come to this place.

...And if that was the case, why I was a hellhound? Not a snakeven(Snake + venom = Snake-ven) or demon.

Just for the info I was a bad boy in my day, pranking who's ever I had interested about. I'd even steals undergarment of the girls and plant it to the men's and ruined his life forever.

And so please, can you elaborate to me why I was a hellhound because of my sin?

Helljudge: You'd made them find each of their love destiny, that we've already intertwined their fate so they'll cannot meet forever!

Oppsss, my fault... ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°'')

Even though being a dog is great, I still have dignity of being sophisticated and intellectual two legged living things.

So I thrive hard to evolve.

And my business in hell start.

I seduced the sinful soul to my little trick of mine.

I'd tell them to kill each other, and whoever first to reach the quota of hundred kill is the one who will win trip to pleasure of happiness.

Where all the "PP" and "TT" meet each other and enter each other home, and you know what I mean, don't try to denied it. ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

As a hellhound only, I have no knowledge if there's existed place like that in here or similar to it's description.

But.

Being this place a hell where sinner live, I am not in wrong to trick them in this simple work of my mind.

Don't care if they don't believe me again next time I invite them, because they are not the only people in here.

He he...

As long my eye's can see the horizon, there will be people suffering to this hellish ocean of flame.

With dedication I had and tricks, not long enough, i'd became a snakeven.

A midst of my sin's farming.

One day, I discovered something very very astonishing.

I'd accidently killed a skeleton guard!

I thought that i'll be punish of what I did, but heck no! I was free and gained benefits of it.

In just one skeleton guard i'd level up to become skeleton infantry!

And that's something bugging me about of why I had evolve killing a disgusting hellish skeleton.

Not included my self-esteem of course!!!

But I do find an answer to it as I experiment in this hopeless simple minded skeleton.

They are innocent!

A bizzare thing which I will said but nonetheless true on this finding of mine.

As only a summon to guard this place they are not tainted of any sins as they only patrol on this place and not harm the soul. Which was already been suffering.

So...

Killing innocent are really a great sin, so how much it one was will gained on him?...

Evolving him to the next level!

And so it was begun.

Making a battle royale of skeleton snapping each other bone with just only his word as the skeleton are easily to manipulate of just a few word.

With that discovery, my journey to evolved smoothly happened steadily.

Snakeven to fireboar, black wolf, bat, red owl and dullahan horse.

My journey to the food chain of this place are smoother than my cultivation life.

Thinking that, I thought that my cultivation life is really,

FMCL...

And hello to this new great world of hell, that's literally is a hell with ocean of flame it had.

Which I recall something of what life was.

Life is a index finger that been played by destiny.

You will enter to the nose exiting with full of booger or you'll enter without difficulty but still dirty in sticky fluid.

Neither of it, life will hit you hard but gained something.

An eccentric word but will really hit you, if you just let it hit you (moron)

I'd remembered it to the old people in the village which always give him bizzare advice or alien word that he can't understood.

But nonetheless, I had gained on those word and gradually putting it to my action.

...

Few years past...

I looked around in my surrounding.

Yep, same old sea of fire. I am not complaining, but rather sad that this place are still like this.

I am now a fully fledge skeleton warrior chief with decayed flesh in portion of my body.

Little by little I gaining my handsome look and undeniably pretty face.

Ouch!

Someone poke me with sharp blade.

I got stabbed to my torso piercing on the back, I looked who was the funk try to kill me.

It's skeleton A which one of my underlings right now.

All this year's, I had decided to groom a few skeleton to be my cannon fo-*cough* subordinate. Which was a succes to my own good.

"What do you think your doing?..." Gritting-teeth sounded in my voice, but still understood by skeleton A.

Which skeleton A answered back with the same language of gritting-teeth.

And he said.

"Delusional, your not handsome!"

"..."

See, until this day my talent and charisma are still being envy by many man in this wor-!

Before I finish my word, skeleton A to G stabbed my body all over.

I think I should really hide my face so no one can envy this pretty face I ha-.

*Stab!*7x

Looks like I really do. (╯︵╰,)

[1] Hellhound - A mythical dog