WARNING: CRINGE AHEAD

*Author literally doing nothing*

*Me (Author) busts into my own mind*

-AUTHOR, AUTHOR ! We have news!

-Slow down me, don't you see I'm busy.

-Its urgent. SOMEBODY COMMENTED ON OUR NOVEL!

*author spits out imaginary expensive liquid, which he is to poor to get*

-WHAT! Are you sure me? Did you hallucinate?

-Yes I'm sure, there name is *looks through comments because he forgot*-CADMUS!

-Oh no, what are we gonna do, i haven't read any new novels and i don't know what to rant about.

-Author, were fucked...

*Stands up dramatically*

-I REFUSE ! We still have a chance, our only choice is the act that every desperate and lazy author falls back on. OUR AUDIENCE!

*Some teacher closes the book titled ''The greatest author to have ever lived''*

-... And that kids, is what we call being desperate.

*Children speak*

-But aren't you the one who wrote this.

*everybody dies of cringe*

...Anyway sorry for the cringe post, as i mentioned this post is meant for CADMUS, for being my first ever fan (I hope), when I saw somebody actually comment on this novel that was meant to just express my thoughts I lost my mind, I really appreciate your comments, they motivated me to write more, but you see, um, I kinda was just slacking off this summer and haven't read anything to write about, so out of desperation I wrote this, I hope you liked it, also if you want me to rant about any topic do tell me, I'm open to most things.

Have a nice day :)