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Hogwarts: The Unscientific Wizard

Andy Collins insists Hogwarts is a cursed school. A centenarian lives in solitude, an elderly cat lady's marriage has broken off, a middle-aged man with a hook nose is heartbroken in love, a half-giant lives in a cramped hut and a glass beauty has a daily hangover. Andy Collins lists them all, and it seems that every single professor at Hogwarts is on the list of bachelors! The entire Faculty! Andy Collins had no great ambitions and just wanted to study 'Magical Magic' in peace. To have a happy life as a Professor at the school after graduation, Andy Collins decided to break the curse and spend seven years of school life solving the personal problems of the professors as a part-time gig. First, let's start with a blind date. PS: Mc only watched 1st Harry Potter Film. === Author: soda bottle cap === *Disclaimer* Other than translation, everything belong to the original creator. If the original creator wants to take it down, pls leave a review below, just found the CN novel and translate it here to increase my vocabulary, English and to earn some coffee change. If you have some extra pocket money, Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/Crazy_Cat. This is where I read it- https://www.69shu.pro/book/52880.htm You can support original author in Chinese site.

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Chapter 225 Andy: I'm not that heartless

"Us?"

George and Fred looked at each other before saying in unison, "What plan could we have?"

With a furtive look, George said, "Andy, dealing with Snape is your speciality."

Fred continued, "And you have the Marauder's Map, you're the only one who can do this."

Looking at the Weasley twin's expression of 'I believe you', Andy almost couldn't hold back from smacking them both to death.

What is the meaning of this?

Are you pushing me into the fire?

All along, Andy thought he was taking the script of the mastermind behind the scenes ... Bah, the script of the saviour behind the scenes.

If you don't have the strength, you should not make trouble, and you should first develop steadily.

If you have a little bit of strength, then you can play a little bit with your own people, and practice your skills of pretending to be a boss for the future.

If you are strong enough, you can play the game of 'pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger'.... Uh, I mean, there's no need to 'pretend to be a pig,' but you should keep a few more cards in your hand, and don't expose all your strength so that you can avoid being pushed out to fight with the BOSS.

When you can trample the BOSS, at that time you would go out and crush the copy (dungeon) in one shot.

Why do you need to pay money to play the game?

Isn't it because pay-to-win can make you stronger, and strengthen you to be able to finish the game in a single round?

That's why an invincible genre is the most enjoyable!

Andy was still in the second stage, but the Weasley twins treated Andy as if he was in the third stage, and directly pushed Andy to fight the small BOSS Snape.

"Alright! I'll keep an eye on Snape."

Andy was ready to verbally agree before anything else, Harry and Ron already had Snape in their sights anyway, and with the two of them, there was no need for Andy to do anything more.

"Then I'm counting on you, Andy." George sobbed as if he had been moved to tears.

"But ... it's not like we're not doing anything." Fred looked in distress.

"My brother Ron and Harry are going on a night out ..."

"That's quite a bummer."

"I don't want Gryffindor to have another hundred points deducted."

"Because we don't have any more points to lose this year."

Andy couldn't help but want to complain.

Gryffindor had already been deducted two hundred points for the fight with Slytherin, and during this time Snape was frantically looking for trouble with Gryffindor, and if Harry and Ron were caught on a night out ...

By the time next summer holiday rolled around, Gryffindor might have negative points.

Too bad!

Besides, the detention sentence for George and Fred won't end until Christmas break if they get caught with them.

Double misery is on the horizon!

"Good luck!" Andy sympathized.

"Thanks!" George and Fred wept silently.

When the Weasley twins had gone, Andy found a bench outside the castle and sat down.

Snape is injured ...

Although he didn't want to pay attention to gossip, this thing happened after all, so Andy had to have a general understanding.

Andy changed his position to lie on the bench, looking at the azure sky above his head, 'The hardest thing to understand about this matter is that Snape actually revealed his wound in front of Harry?'

Andy suddenly thought of the film 'Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone', Snape similarly revealed his wounds in front of Harry.

This trope ... is so familiar!

Just think about it, someone like Snape who is good at hiding, how could he reveal his wounds in front of a child?

Everyone else didn't realize Snape was injured, but Harry alone did?

That's impossible!

It was a pit, a trap for Harry to jump into.

And then Harry actually jumped!

'Is it Dumbledore's saviour development game again?' Andy thought in his mind.

But Snape couldn't have got hurt on purpose ...

That's a tricky question!

"Ha-"

Andy yawned.

Unable to figure it out, Andy decided to give up for now.

It would be better to try to analyse the reasoning later when there were more clues.

***

After the last Herbology class, the week's classes were completely over.

Just after class, Andy couldn't wait to get to the abandoned girls' lavatory on the second floor of the castle and sneak into the Slytherin's chamber.

The translation was in its final stages and would be finished by the end of the week.

As Andy expected, the direction of Slytherin's research was indeed magic transfiguration. The books and materials here were all related to magic transfiguration, and many of the books were not even available in the Hogwarts library.

Unfortunately, Andy was not the first person to discover the secret room.

Just from those translated materials, Andy could determine that a lot of the key information had already been taken away.

Although those manuscripts had recorded a lot of information about magic transfiguration, the most important part was missing - the final result of each magic transfiguration.

The quill was still automatically translating the information, and Andy sat on the chair and flipped through those manuscripts.

With these manuscripts, Andy could actually complete the magic transfiguration.

It was just that ...

How many people would dare to try an experiment on themselves, for an experiment that only had experimental steps but no experimental results?

What's more, there was more than one method of magic transfiguration left behind by Slytherin.

If every method was tried ...

"Uh ... Voldemort wouldn't have experimented every method on himself, would he?"

Andy suddenly froze for a moment, then shook his head and lost his smile.

How could someone like Voldemort who cherished his life not experiment on human beings?

After organizing the information on magic transfiguration, Andy took another magic book and read it.

Apart from the books about magic transfiguration, the rest of the books all involved the knowledge of every aspect of the human body.

Different from the scientific study of the human body, studying the human body from the perspective of magic gave Andy a feeling of opening the door to a new world.

It is like studying the human body from the perspective of metaphysics, such as the heart belongs to fire, the lungs belong to gold, the kidneys belong to water and so on. ...

Although the magic world does not have gold, wood, water, fire, and earth; there is always some strange and difficult-to-understand knowledge in the occult...

The books here are hard to read because the way people called something a thousand years ago was probably not quite the same as current people. Even if those books were translated, Andy still had a hard time understanding the meaning.

In contrast, the manuscripts written by Slytherin were much friendlier.

Although those manuscripts were also written in Old English, after they were translated, there was no obstacle in reading them.

After reading the book, Andy casually threw the book on the table.

"Ugh!"

Andy sighed.

On the surface, Andy seemed to have got the information in the secret room. But in reality, Andy only got half of it.

So even if Andy had the information, he didn't dare to try magic transfiguration easily.

This was because Andy did not know which method of magic transfiguration would be the one with the least side effects.

"Is it really necessary to conduct human trials?" Andy closed his eyes.

When it came down to it, when he really made up his mind, Andy realized that he was actually not that heartless.

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