10 Assbuster II: The New Legend

All his efforts were in vain.

It did exactly like it was named, busting all the way to his ass.

"Arrhh." The prickly pain made Hitler twitch. His stomach and intestines were burning. And about his behind, he couldn't describe it.

Hitler felt that a spoon was gorging his insides piece by piece.

More than the pain, he felt disgusted.

Why did he shower multiple times a day?

Why did he scold his subordinates on cleanliness?

Why was he so obsessed with neatness all those years?

He felt disgusted with his body as this ass-buster was wreaking havoc in that particular part of his body.

The itch and pain were so unbearable that he wanted to shove his hand inside and scratch. If he could, he wanted to grab the worm outside.

"Urrgh." The disgusting thoughts made him want to puke.

His body spasmed in an unpredictable manner.

**Ding** System likes your dance.**

"I am not dancing you piece of shit." Hitler howled.

The system continued to amuse itself in watching his reactions.

'Shit,' he cursed.

When he said it, he thought about whether this worm gets out of his body if he relieved himself.

Disgusting.

He wishes he could fart it out.

Disgusting.

The clash of his obsession over cleanliness and his arising disgusting thoughts started to mentally hurt Hitler.

Within minutes, Hitler became a kite without a string. He had no strength in his body as he sought support on his bed.

"My Lord. Is everything well?" A guard's voice came from the doorstep.

It only made the matter worse for Hitler.

'They must have heard it. They heard my cries. Aaaaah.' He felt so embarrassed that he just wanted to dig a hole and bury himself.

"GO FU©K YOURSELF," Hitler yelled trying his best keep his voice maintained. But his body kept twitching.

*****

The guard behind the door could only take a few steps backward in fear. He never heard or seen the prince behave like this.

"The prince told me to...he told me to...do it. Don't tell me the prince is doing it himself." Guard scratched his helmet covering his head and contemplated.

"That must be it." Supported the other guard while placing the spear unusually in front of him and close to his body. "Otherwise why should he get angry. You disturbed him and messed his rhythm."

"I did? Will he execute me for disturbing?" The guilty guard nervously asked.

"I hope not. But you know the royalty, they don't need a reason to kill people like us." The spear guard whispered as he moved his spear back and forth.

Cold sweat flowed down the guilty guard's helmet. He wiped it off and silently look at the door. He could still hear slight moaning from inside and couldn't help shake his head.

"Why should someone who has so much resources and power do this. He can get girls with a snap of his finger. He is not like us."

Spear guard smiled showing his uneven rotten teeth, "it doesn't matter. Some people prefer this."

The guilty guard face turned ashen imagining the worst possible outcome for him. He did not want to die this young. If the prince is merciful, then he may be able to save his life but he may lose his job. Being a prince's guard was a respectable position among commoners.

A sudden idea came to him making him smile.

"You. The prince may not know who interrupted him. He may not even remember who was outside or what time it was now. Our shift will change soon. As long as he didn't realize who it is, he wouldn't ask around for this embarrassing matter."

Seeing the joyful smile in his comrade's face, the spear guard smiled smugly.

"What if I tell him? Hehe.".

The guilty guard was startled by this. "What? You will?"

This only made the spear guard smile more wickedly. "Why not?"

"You bastard. You have no sense of camaraderie."

"Keep it down, you idiot. Do you want the prince to come out now to kill you." The spear guard scolded before continuing. "Haha.. camaraderie. What will I gain from it? Haha.

The guilty guard speechlessly watched his partner. He didn't know how to respond.

This made the spear guard more enthusiastic. He smile became wider showing his rotten front teeth. "Fine. I won't tell anyone...Just let me have your wife."

The relief that the guilty guard felt with the initial words were swept away by the later words. Even the saliva he was about to swallow got spat out on to the other fellows face.

"You Fu©king bastard." His veins bulged and wanted nothing else but to hack the spear guard in front of him to pieces.

"Hmm. I changed my mind. I don't need your wife...Let me marry your little sister. Hehe. I won't change again. I have decided. This is final. Give me your sister."

"You pervert. I will kill you."

The poor guy's anger had reached the epitome and he was ready to kill the pervert in front of him. Anyway, he might get executed so him killing this pervert will safeguard his family after his death. So it's a better case if both of them die together.

Together... Another idea struck him. He calmed down and put back his weapon.

With a smile, the guilty guard told the perverted spear guard.

"What if I told the prince it was you who interrupted him?"

"What?" The pervert got stunned.

"He doesn't know who called out to him. He may found out we are together and doubt both of us. You will point me out. I WILL ALSO POINT YOU OUT. What do you think the prince will do?"

"Gulp. He will doubt both of us and kill both of us."

"You are correct." The guilty guard's smile widened.

The perverted spear guard immediately faked a smile and patted his partner.

"Haha. I was joking. Just joking. haha. How could I betray you? How could I forget our brotherhood? I was joking. Did u take it seriously? Haha. I was joking."

The guilty guard patted back.

"Haha. I was joking too. haha. I know you wouldn't betray me."

But his inner thoughts were different. 'How dare this perverted bastard ask for my wife. He even dares put his sight on my sister. Did he think I wouldn't understand the reason for him to specially asked for to equip a spear? This piece of shit who does not even let a wood spear leave untainted dared to bargain with me. Is he having an affair with my wife? I will have to get rid of him."

*****

"Aaaaaaahh."

Hitler, unaware of the manly drama beside him kept meaning in pain.

Shifts changed, new guards came in. A couple of servants who passed nearby heard it.

Hitler's cries reverberated in the hall for several hours before calming down.

The rumor that the prince was a beast in that matter spread like wildfire among the maids and eventually to the citizens. The ladies showed disgust on their face but had an urge of curiosity and longing on their inside.

Discussions that whether all with royal blood could last very very long or it's just the prince's cultivated and nurtured special ability became that day's hot morning debate topic.

When the night was over, along with a new day something else was also born.

A NEW LEGEND WAS CREATED THAT DAY.