1 Reborn

"What a waste!"

When you think you're going to have long life filled with peace, love and quiet, that you're going to do well in life. Truck-Kun appear out of nowhere and was like "I'm going to Isekai you B*tch!"

Let's start from the beginning, shall we?

Hey, my name is Benjamin Oliver, 16 years age and an average highschool student you can find anywhere.

I had a pretty normal life, I had good parents, a lovely little sister, good friends and had above average grades in highschool. I have many regrets in life and one of them is that I had to die..... A VIRGIN!! A FUCKING VIRGIN!!

Don't you dare look at me like that! because I'm sure you, yes you! the one who is reading this is also a virgin.

Huh? What? you're not a virgin? Well in that case, Fuck you, your family and your generation to come!! How dare you read this! Don't you feel pity for guys like us that never had a chance to date a girl.

Don't you know our pain? our suffering? Our endless days struck in the bathing doing the needful.

Tsk, you uncultured spine. What happened to bros before hoes? Shame on you! Shame on you!

I hope you drop dead you stupid pretty boys. I bet your PP won't rise again. Ha, let's see you picking up girls now. Hahahahaha!!

Now where was I? Oh, right. After I went to buy milk from the conference store, truck-Kun payed me an unexpected visit. Needless to say, it wasn't all butterflies, it was f*cking painful. If I knew this was going to happen, I should have deleted my search history and saved files on my laptop. Fuck! this is all messed up, Why did I have to die so young?

Sigh!

Now I'm struck here, floating in an endless void but is it really endless through? I mean how far does it stretch, does it goes on without end and if so where does it begin?

"Well it's not like I care, I just have to try to stay sane here. If I'm following the pattern like those novels and fan-fics, I should be meeting R.O.B in a couple of seconds... or minutes.

****

1000 Later

"F*ck!! Well this sucks! All those novels and fan-fics lied to me. Maybe it's my fault for being delusional and believing in fiction. Hahahaha! Well, I guess spending eternity in the void is kind of refreshing."

"Wow, so carefree."

"Well, crying about it won't change anything, I'm already dead after all. Hey! Where have you been, anyways. Do you know how long I waited for you?"

I said to the being I assume to be R.O.B which I always thought to be a bearded old man but he looked to be around 20.

"Sorry about that, I had a hot date with a goddess. I guess a virgin like you won't understand."

Those ruthless words were deadly, I felt like several stake piercing through my fragile heart. Those words were too cruel! I was about to argue but R.O.B interrupted.

"Anyways, let get this over with. You have 3 wishes and 3 wishes only so use them wisely." Says R.O.B

Hmm, three wishes, huh? Funny how I knew what I wanted if I got this chance but now I'm totally blank. I thought for several minutes then finally remembered what I wanted. It was something I always wanted since I was a child. Therefore,

"I wish to have the Omnitrix with full master control for my first wish." I voiced out excitedly.

"Won't that be considered two wishes? Anyway, I will allow It. Question, which design do you want for it? The OG, AF, ultimate or omniverse design?"

"Shit! here comes another problem. Normally I love all the design, I think my favorite was the alien force design but the omniverse design was cool too. Ahhhhhh This is too hard." I held my head and yelled.

I thought hard about it and finally made my decision.

"I choose the omniverse design."

"Hmm, nice design. I'm a fan of that design myself. Now for your second wish." Says R.O.B

"I choose to have full control of Alien-X." My second choice was obvious. I was always annoyed that Ben never had full control of this alien and had to ask for permission, I obviously didn't want that. I always wondered how Azmuth got his hands on alien-x DNA.

"Hmm, now for your third choice." R.O.B asked wondering what my third wish would be.

"Oh, I wish to have the ability to learn any magic instantly and possess great amount of magic power." I said and laughed at the last wish.

"Very well, transmigration or reincarnation?" R.O.B asked

"Transmigration." I said without thinking.

"Alright, I'll be sending you to the highschool dxd universe."

"What?" I said with apparent shock.

"Alright, goodbye and try not to die this time."

"Tsk, it's not my fault. Truck-Kun appeared out of no where and killed me while I was minding my business." I snorted.

"I'm aware, my truck-kun is very active this days. You don't know how many people I had to reincarnate. Such a headache." R.O.B said and sighed.

"Alright off you go."

With my soul form started to disappear from the void as I bow and gave thanks to the being that gave this chance and I will be forever grateful.

The sad part of this is that I will never see my parents and my little again. That thought made me depressed. They must be very worried about me.

Shit!!!! Fuck you Truck-Kun! I hope you break your neck and die. Shit I forgot he was a truck.

Sigh!

"Well, later."

"Yeah see ya. Oh? This time try to pick up some bitches. Hahaha"

That was the last response I got from R.O.B as I completely disappeared from the void.

****

"Huh?"

That was the first thing I uttered as I looked around and saw that I was in an unfamiliar room. I thought I wake up in a typical forest. Well that doesn't matter.

Sitting up, my hand suddenly touched something. Looking at it, I saw that it was a letter.

"I wonder who left this here?"

Note the Sarcasm.

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