1 chapter 1

Aaahhhh another morning and the sun is rising the birds are singing and I don`t want to get out of bed. Why did the new school term need to start again? Oh yeah because all the good stuff can't last forever.

My name is Castiel Emiya but people just call me Cas, as the full name is just too tiresome. I am a normal guy, I like video games, anime, light novels, go out with friends and just enjoy living in general...oh and my dad was a hero.

To talk about dad, I must first explain something that may surprise most people out there, and that is the fact that magic is real.

My dad's name was Shiro Emiya and he was a magus, a user of magecraft (complicated stuff). He used his powers to fight for the innocent and saved a lot of lives. He died when I was 6 while saving a devil princess named Ravel Phoenix, apparently, she was kidnaped by some rival faction of her family and my dad went to the rescue as the hero of justice he was. He saved the girl but died in the end. I sometimes wonder why did he ever bothered to do something that could have killed him for the sake of others. Was he tired of living or just running from his woman problems, and yes problems and no problem as he was a bit too active on the conquest game if I can say so.

He was a good man overall and even now some of the gifts he left for me as insurance are really life saviors. For that, I can and truly respect him.

A few years back he and most of the girls he was in a relationship with were not in this universe, literally. He lived in a completely different dimension in a city called Fuyuki, and while living there he ended up getting involved in something called Holy Grail War. It was a battle for a relic that could grant any wish whatsoever. Unfortunately, the artifact was corrupted by an entity called Angra Mainyuu (a man turned god of 'All The Evils Of The World'). On a tentative of freeing itself from the grail, he forced a time that would repeat itself until a favorable ending was reached. During this loops, my dad got to know and love many different girls. Fortunately, during those loops, he realized what was going on and, by using a special mystic code called Jeweled Sword that had the power of the second magic (control of parallel universes), managed to bane the cursed entity together with the grail in a tentative of ending the carnage that was the grail war.

Good part - he managed to do just that and banned the item from the universe;

Bad part - he worked to well and all those related to him and the grail were pulled together to the other universe.

I can barely even imagine the shit storm that was.

Suddenly waking up in another world and all that seems like a really bad day. Fortunately, thanks to the disturbance that was caused by their arrival many beings native from here appeared and all got solved in time... sorta. Again my dad was a Ladies man and he ended up hooking up with someone from this world, and the result is me, Castiel Emyia.

Well no use staying in bed when I know I will have to get up anyway. Let's go to the bathroom first to wash up and change clothes.

While I am brushing my hair I look in the mirror. I got to admit I am not that bad looking at all, tall stature of 1,8 meters, slightly tan skin, gold almost white hair and heterochromatic eyes and in one golden and the other black as obsidian. Not bad at all if I can say so myself.

After I finished my business there I must go make the breakfast and after that I must face off against one of the most difficult battles of the day for me, rivaling the getting out of bed when you really don't want to.

The cooking was truly pleasant, I always liked cooking and was taught how to do it and do it well since I was little by my aunt Sakura. She always made me eat what I made even if it turned out to look like charcoal and taste like it as well, and I even had to smile all the way. After this sort of experience, I made it a point to learn how to cook very fast.

Now to the hard part, waking up HER.

I go to her room and after opening the door what I see was a bunch of feathers that looked as if they belonged to a crow, and there on the bed is my childhood friend Emily Fugimura. We were born almost on the same day but she never really matured, except in her body. She was 17 years old with a wide hip, decent bust (around D-cup), long light brown hair, fair skin, pretty face and black eyes with some violet spots.

For many, she would be called drop dead gorgeous but for me, she was an annoying and lazy bum that if left alone would either starve or live out of cold noodles if lucky.

She was a half-fallen angel and her dad's name is Azazel, the leader of the fallen angels. Apparently, he started dating Taiga-san (Emily's mom) shortly after knowing her and they were quite happy for some time, but as soon as Taiga got pregnant she saw a flash of light and he teleported away as fast as he could. He never even got back to say anything to her face, he just left a note saying he was just a few tens of thousands of years old and too young to settle down. He still sends some money from time to time to help in some way but never showed up in person again.

Honestly, Emily doesn't seem to really care all that much about it, but she told me that if she were to see him the first thing she'd do is punch him so hard as to see if she can recreate a rocket launching.

If I am bad in the mornings (due to my laziness whenever I can) she is worst. Sometimes she just starts shooting spears of light out of reflex so as to make 'the annoying sound go away'. Well, she is getting better this days, but it most likely is because I am making her favorites to eat during the meals. God knows she can't boil water to live and if I don't do it for her she'd live on take-outs.

Okay, let's go. It is simple, the worst that could happen is that I am sent flying, not different from most of my training from aunt Saber or Aunt Rider, and will definitely be easier than waking up Berserker- san, don't know what is worst his punch or his scream in the morning. Okay, let's go.

As I approach the bed I start to shake her.

"Wake up, breakfast is ready." I say in a gentle and calm manner while moving her shoulder so as to wake her up

"Just five more days" she didn't even bother to open her eyes. And why is it days? Aren't the norm minutes? Lazy girl!

"No, it must be now or we will be late for school" a tick mark appears on my forehead.

"Just let me sleep!" she is whinnying now huh. If the guys at school saw this, they would probably say it is kawaii but honestly, it is just plain annoying after some time.

"You have to get up now or next will be a bucket of ice cold water." I tell her as a warning, the worst part is that I really did that sometimes before.

"*sigh* Fine but you owe me. School is just a waste of time and the bed is inviting, want to come in here with me?" she sighs at the end because for her it truly is as she said.

"Nope, and if we get late I will tell Shitori-sempai that it was because of you and then I want to see how that will turn out." I said griming if there is one person that gives Emily the chills around here is Sona.

"You are evil; do you know that?" She glares at me while starting to get out of bed.

"That is rich coming from a fallen angel." I comment mockingly.

"Half-fallen angel and you know it." She says it as if it matters all that much. I know that you do not like your father side of the family all that much but still…

"Ok. Ok. But can we hurry up?" I commented getting feed up of this talk.

"All right but I will want a retribution for ending my beauty sleep later." she says while pouting even harder.

"What beauty? I don't see any beauty here, ain't you just being lazy." I state as I really do not have the patience to deal with her whining right now.

"HEY! My beauty must be cherished!" she starts to glare at me. You know I would think this is cute if not for the droll and biscuit pieces on your chin.

"*sigh* Ok, ok now hurry up. You can keep being delusional later." Can this talk end already? You are being too loud. As I was thinking that I failed to notice her face reddening and her glare darkening.

"You, you, you IDIOT" She shouts and before I can react one punch appears before me.

BANG

What did I say, she is not a morning person...and I never help.

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Streets of Kuoh

As we approach Kuoh academy I can only think that I must have been cursed when being born or something. I was raised surrounded by the violent exes of my father and they make their mission to raise me as someone strong enough to not die young as my dad did.

After going through what I can only call hell (even if the torturers called training) for almost my entire life I finally got pardoned from it when I got an invitation from a prestigious academy to study there as a scholarship student for my Kendo history. Being trained by Saber and sometimes assassin in how to handle a sword since a young age made my 'somewhat' capable, and by that I mean I was undefeated and untouched in any and all Kendo tournaments I participated.

As I entered the school the first thing I noticed was the fact that all the girls are watching me. Their eyes are scary, as in they look closer to beasts trying to jump at poor old me.

Thankfully, for me, shortly after I get on the academy a tumult happens. And there comes a peculiar vision that by any logic should be much more unique than it actually is. This may be one of the best educational institutes in Japan but damn if those three perverts don't make this place look much worst.

Those perverts that are still on this school by some mystery that is beyond my comprehension, and all the student body for that matter, seems to have started the year by making sure their reputation stays unchanged. They most likely were spying on the girls changing room, I mean if you take into account that their noses are bleeding and there is a horde of angry girls after them I will make an educated guess and say I am right.

Let's ignore that and just make sure that in the case they are caught I can take a video to post o YouTube. I've been posting their beatings there for some time now and the views on my channel are going up like crazy these days. Their beatings and Saji's (an annoying dude that lives ogling girls but pretends he is better than those three perverts) rejection by Sona got viral. I am so proud of that.

3° person P.O.V.

"Is it really him Buchou?" a raven-haired beauty asks, she has a ponytail going to her but that is quite big, as is her chest. She has a mix of oriental beauty and a succubus. A combination that, f not for her supernatural origins should be impossible.

"Yes, Akeno it is. He is the son of the sword incarnate." The other girl in the room says while looking at the outside. Her long red like blond hair at her back giving her an alluring charm when combined with her overly developed in all the right places body

"Well, what do you intend to do then?" the first one asks.

"For now I will do nothing. He seems to have no relation to the supernatural as I can't sense any magic energy from him and if it can be maintained this way, all the better." She says remembering the talk she had with her brother during the vacation. He specifically said to try to not make the Tower mad as her family and they are not on quite good terms.

"Fine then, more tea." The blackette offers as she gives a gentle smile.

"Yes of course thank you." The red one accepts, sipping her tea on a way too expensive cup that seems to have details in gold. Talk about having too much cash.

Castiel P.O.V.

Kuoh school courtyard

Thank god for my senses. Thanks to them I managed to hear quite some useful intel right now.

So the Gremory girl knows who I am, huh. I really must that aunt Rin latter for this mystic code that conceals my energy so as to not allow others to sense my power in any way and make them think I am just a regular human.

All right this is one problem less to think about, now to calculus and many new problems to think about.

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Corridor

As I approach class I can swear it seems like a great evil wait for me, the evil called studying.

Don't get me wrong, neither I nor Emily are dumb in any stretch of the word. Actually being surrounded by many overly serious woman that wanted our "best to the future" made us study a lot, Rin being the main perpetrator. And by that, I mean that whenever they could they would force us to study advanced stuff, like post-doc physics stuff whenever I was resting between my training times.

For Emily, well, she is a born genius. No other way about it, she was just that smart. Heck, I would bet that if she actually tried seriously she could have an early admission to Harvard or something crazy like that when she was 12. And while the two of us are way beyond the other students, the difference between us is that I studied a lot while growing up and she barely even needed to as she learned just that fast. It is like she was born to be a scientist.

Anyway, it seems like my day is shaping up to be a good on…

"Excuse me Castiel-san can I talk to you for a moment." I hear behind me and fell the chills roll over me.

I stand corrected.

"What would you want Shitori-sempai? I am kind of late to class and if I don't go now I will be losing my attendance… again… because of you… again." I say while trying to avoid this whole conversation.

Please let me go. Please let me go. Please let me go. Please let me go.

"It will not take long." She simply states

FUCK!

"So what would you like to talk about." I give up as I am almost sure of what this is all about.

"It is about my question if you would like to enter the student council, have you thought about it?" she asks with a hint of hope in her eyes.

Well considering that I like my species and that every one of the student council members ends up turning into part of her peerage before long I guess my answer is quite clear

"Nope! Not going to happen." I had already grown up surrounded by pushy woman and will not live working under one for eternity thank you very much.

"Can I at least ask you why?" she asks barely masking her disappointment.

"To be honest it is because I am bad with authority in general and if I were to join in we would clash way too much. I prefer to be like this." I lied without a shred of embarrassment. I mean I really am bad with authority's and I doubt it would do any good for me to become your property and for you as well. I know at least three girls that would go on a killing rampage if it happens. Sister of Leviathan or not she would still end up dead.

"*sigh* Fine then, have a nice day Emiya-san" she politely states before turning around and going back to where she came from.

"And to you as well Shitori-san." I wave to her with a genuinely happy smile.

Finally, that woman is insistent I will give her that. She has been trying to get me in the student council since day one and she seems to not get the clue that I really am not that interested.

Sona Shitori or also called Sona Sitri is the student council president. Sona is a young bespectacled woman with a slim figure, black hair styled in a short bob cut and violet eyes. She is quite pretty and has a solid fan base in the school but she is also a devil. From what I could get she is the heiress of the Sitri clan, an influential family among devil-kind and she has a peerage that she is trying to make me a part of.

Well, at least it couldn't get any worse than that.

"Ah there you are Emiya-san" an annoying blond comes from the end of the corridor waving and smiling at me

I really am on a roll today right? Not once but twice being proven wrong.

"What would you like this time around Yuuto?" I say while trying to mask my scow of seeing this crazy dude.

"I would like to ask if you would be interested in a spar later today. It has been quite a while and I believe I may get to defeat you this time around." He requested it as if it was natural.

"I'd doubt that. Can't your challenges be more spaced out, last year you challenged me almost every day and you never even got a point against me." I commented not being capable of stopping an eye roll.

Thanks, aunt Saber. Even if we are apart you managed to make me a stalker, a sword-wielding stalker, a sword-wielding stalker that is a GUY! NO ONE NEEDS THAT IN THEIR LIVE, NO ONE!

"This time will be different I can feel it." He declares exuding confidence.

"Pay up." I open my hand demanding compensation.

"Huh?" He opens his mouth dumbfounded

"Pay up, I will not keep indulging you from now on. Every spar is 10000 yen, in cash." I declare. If I will keep getting into this sort of situations, I may as well get something out of it.

"How can you force others to pay for a simple spar? Isn't spars meant to raise each other through a battle of equals as both try to surpass the other?" He says offended even his smile is wavering and turning into a scow. Yes, come to the dark side, stop being a fake prince and show the world the sword idiot that you are.

"That would be the case if we were equals in swordplay, which we are not. But as you got a point let's do it differently then. IF you win I will pay you 20000 yen and when I win you pay me 10000. Deal?" I got to admit, Rin's tactics on how to egg people to do her bidding work wonders on idiots. According to her, she used to do this all the time with dad.

"*sigh* Fine. After school behind the old school building." He says defeated and them smiles again. Fuck the smile returned. The more prince charming he acts more crazy fan-girls appear at school and it got old for me long ago.

"Till them, bring the cash." I said. At least I will get some cash latter today, that ought to do my mood some good.

Now to class…. Aaaannddd I am late now. DAMN IT.

After school

After the school ends (and I gave Kiba the regular trashing... again) I can finally go home.

As I am walking I noticed Issei Hyoudou, one of the members of the perverted trio back at school, with some girl dressed as a num. Well, it is time for my one good action of the day.

"RIDER KICK" I said while giving him a taste of a dropkick right in the middle of his face. The fact that he made a sound quite like the defeated enemies on the kamen rider show when taking the strike was a great bonus.

What can I say I was a fan of Kamen Rider. When I was growing up I convinced Rider-san to teach me how to execute this movement, impractical as it may be I still like to use it every once in a while

Seeing the pervert brunet more than three meters away while whimpering on the ground made me have one thought 'And the hero rescued the innocent from the claws of evil once again'.

"Issei-san, Issei-san are you okay." The blond nun asks worried while trying to help him up

"Yeah, I am fine Asia-chan. What happened?" He asks while ignoring the fact that a footprint of my shoes is right on his face

"That man over there came out of nowhere and drop kicked you." She said pointing weakly at me.

Hey, why are you helping him get up? Isn't he a pervert trying to get his claws all over you?

"Hey, I know you. You are that damn pretty boy Emyia from the other class." He says while glaring at me as if I am an old enemy of his.

"And you are the pervert of the school. Good that we are easy to identify." I said as if it was the most basic knowledge on the world.

"Hey it may be true but you don't need to rub it on my face." He says while glaring even more daggers at me. I think that if he had any sort of bloodlust it would be all over the place right now.

"Sorry, it is just that it is so easy with you and your face is not making you any favors. Have you ever thought about a plastic surgery or a change in hair and clothes style? It may make the girls look at you differently." I said in my most honest voice.

"You really think so?" He said with hope in his eyes.

Wow, I can almost see stars of hope on them.

"NOPE, they will still see a pervert, it will just be a prettier version of one." I said enjoying his face morphing from hopeful into depressed and then in an irritated scowl.

"HEY!" He shouts at me after he got to stand up.

Like I said messing with him is just too easy.

"I almost forgot but who are you? Because, as far as I remember, there is no church around here, so why is a nun in this city?" I said turning to the nun that was confused looking from me to Issei repeatedly

"Oh, I almost forgot about it. My name is Asia Argento and I was transferred here" the girl said with a bright smile. "but I got lost and I don't know how to get to the church anymore" she said dejectedly.

"Want me to guide you? I know this city well enough and can take you there." I offered

"Really? Thank you very much!" she gave me a bright smile as an answer.

WOW her smile is so pure. It makes me not even want to mess with her. OK let's go all out and take her there.

"Hey what about me?" Issei asked while pointing to his face.

"You can stay there or go back home." I said offhandedly. "She is most likely safer with me than with a pervert that dreams of having a harem."

"What is a harem, Emiya-san?" Asia said with an almost visible question mark on her head. Is she that innocent?

"A harem is what happens if the guy is too indecisive or get the love of many girls at the same time." I know that way too much for comfort. "While it can be good for the guy it does not always end up well for the girls, as, if there are too many, they just end up feeling abandoned or used by the guy. It is not something to be taken lightly and his objective is becoming the harem king with more than 20 girls to serve him."

"Wow." was all Asia said.

"And the worst part is that sometimes the man just indulges himself with the women in question and makes them work to sustain him. It is a dreadful thing indeed if the man is just looking for a harem and cannot really sustain it." I explained sagely.

"Scary, harems are scary Emiya-san." Asia said trembling a bit.

"Yeah they are, and that is why I did what I did earlier. I wanted him to get always from you as to not let him sink his poisonous claws onto you."

"But he did not seem like a bad man at all." Asia said innocently.

"He just acts like this now." I explained. "Back in school, he is always trying to spy on the girls when they are changing clothes and never cares about privacy, as long as he gets what he wants he simply does not care."

"HEY! CAN YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK ALREADY?" Issei said feeling frustrated. It must hurt, hearing the truth I mean.

"But I am talking right in front of you here." I said with a straight face.

"One of this days I will beat you." He threatens with all the intimidation of a puppy.

"Dude if you can't beat Kiba you can't beat me at all." I said. Really, for the current red dragon emperor to be like this. It is a sad day for the dragon-kind as a whole.

"Anyway let's go Asia-chan. I will take you to the church now." he said trying to take her away from me and the truth.

"Well… I think I will go with Emiya-san. He said he knows exactly where it is and all that." He said trying not to offend Issei in any way.

"You know what? Fine! Go with the pretty face there, I don't care anymore. See you later Asia-chan." He waves at her trying to keep a happy face but when he looks at me I can only seem hate. Well, not the first Longinus that I know that wants to kill me and probably not the last as well.

"Bye, bye and may God Bless you. Amen" she blesses the devil with a smile and genuine wish for his good. Ha so soothing, her all is so soothing.

I don't know what is best he being rejected by Asia or she blessing a Devil. Well, that already made my day better.

After I take her to the church I got to see the state of it. It was awful. After I took one look at it I could sense that there were a few magic signatures from some fallen angels and exorcists. Taking a good look I noticed more details about it, no good details.

As we were in devil territory they must be strays and if not I can just shift the blame all to the devils living here.

Ok, it is decided. I will clean the church until it is spotless from dirt and these dirty people. Sometimes I am happy that one of my abilities let me see if the people around me are any good, and for what I am sensing they are quite the sinners.

I invite Asia for dinner tonight and made it a point that she must be there. And while she is there I will be here to end this charade before they can hurt an innocent. What can I say? I resemble my father waaaaayyy too much sometimes.