2 Stonks

-----Rundown Apartment/Unknown Time------

(MC POV)

When i was listening to this the only thing that i was feeling was pure joy 'Holy shit a system im gonna be a op badass yesssss!'

'Ok first of all lets calm down and stop jumping around like an idiot *inhale* *exhale*

Sigh that felt good.' anyways first of all lets check this out I'll try the stautus plate first

[Status Plate]

[Name: Leviathan Cainan Azaria

Race: Human

Titles: Hentai Protagonist

Strength: 1(+)

Endurance: 1(+)

Agility: 1(+)

Intelligence: 1(+)

Charm: 1(+)

SP:0

--Skills--

My Face Shalt Not Be Seen(Temporary: 1 Hour) - A skill your body was born with to hide your unique appearance, Given by OAA.

--Items--

Sumgems ×1]

'Ok everything in here is normal I think, besides the Sumgem which i have no idea about theres also hentai protagonist but i know what thats is, hey System can you tell me what does the sumgem and hentai protagonists do? And whats the average stat of a average adult.' I say while looking at the pink thing floating in front me while holding my chin.

[Affirmative! The Sumgem is the currency used for the 2 summonings 1 sumgem will allow you to summon 1 servant ability or sevant while you need 8 of them to do 10 consecutive spins as for the Hentai protagonist I'll show you its effects after I finish explaining. The average stats of an adult human is 1 while childrens and normal teens are at the 0.* section.]

[Title: Hentai Protagonist

1.Increased hidden stats (Luck +100)

2.Logic? Whats that? Can i eat that?

3.Able to Ignore any mortal laws *All might smiling face*

4.Lowered reproduction rate, can be enchanced.

5.Allows your lover to accept your other lover.]

'Holy shit that titles OP I mean since I can ignore laws then the government and police can do shits against me and i think I know where this is going😏. Hey system open the quest section'

[Quest ×3

1. Go shower up - Rewards: 1 stat point. Failure: You'll be stinky ew.

2.Eat up - Rewards: 1 stat point. Failure: You'll be hungry

3.Dont be late for work - Rewards: Laptop with infinite battery and wifi Failure: Your sexy boss will be dissatisfied.]

'UmU, this is good it doesnt give punishments it only says what will happen if i happen to fail the quest i hate those system slave mc's. Anyway Calling you system every time is annoying so I'll name you SIA which mean Super Intelligent AI umu my naming sense is as good as ever as expected of me, SASUGA LEVIATHAN-SAMA.'

[Hidden Quest Accomplished

Name the system

-Rewards: 10 Status Points

-Failure: N/A]

'Ha, called it. Anyways use the Sumgems on SSS(Servant Skill Summon), then I'll review this bodies memories and then go to work the only memory that I automatically remembered where just the important ones such as how much money i have left and thats its 2005 which will give me an opportunity to be rich because of stock marketing so i need that laptop I first need to be financially stable after all if i want to live a leisure life here, after i first get my money from stock marketing ill move out of here and then buy a highrise luxurious apartment which is enough for me since i dont really want a mansion which will need maids if i want it to be clean. After that ill invest more into stocks and see if theres anything different here which there probably is since in my memory I found theres shinomiya group and I've just finished remembering this body's memories and it seems like Kei Shirogane works part time in his workplace too, his boss is a hentai character so thats that, hmm i want Kei to be part of my harem since she's my number 2 waifu with artoria being the first but if i remember correctly her family is a low income one with a debt of 500 million yen(Canon btw) and thats a lot and when i said alot i mean shit ton considering where at 2005 but thats no problem to me since I'll get stonks soon it will just rob me dry of my money." as I was thinking alot of things I comeplety forgot that i asked the Sia to use my sumgems until i heard the notification.

[Spinning SSS]

[SPIN HAS BEEN COMPLETED CONGRATULATIONS YOU GOT]

[Emiya Archer]

'Hahaha hell yess! Its not too op but i dont think i need anything that op here in this world hmm i feel stronger hohoho i got his memories and experience. Nice it didnt fry my brain or affect my personality since i think the system took care of that anyways it seems like the word skill isnt that accurate i seem to have everything he had i also got his servant physique but i dont need a master the following skills i got were'

[Emiya Archer Set

Magic Resistance (D Rank)

Clairvoyance (C Rank)

Mind's Eye (True) (B Rank)

Magecraft (C- Rank)

Projection Magecraft (C -> conditionally A+)

Unlimited Blade Works]

'My eyesight needs some adjusting since i can see everything alot clearer now thanks to Clairvoyance *Sigh* what time is it anyway' as i was wondering i saw the clock at the top of the wall which says 8:00 AM. 'Holy shit im gonna be late my work starts at 8:30 AM.' as i was hurrying I runned to the and took a shower i then decided to cook a quick meal after i ate it i tasted that it was super good must've have been from emiyas experiences huh.' after that was just me wearing casual dress and rushing to my work i got there at exactly 8:26 i was able to tell because of emiyas experience you cant underestimate a counter guardian who survived in many different places.

[Quest Completed]

[You have recieved 2 stat points and Unlimited Laptop Works]

'UmU nice work' i was walking to my part time job i saw my 2nd favorite waifu Shirogane Kei hehe she looks cute in that work uniform.

'Stop!, you look like a goddamn creep just go to her and say hi you can do it bud you can do it' i started walking near her and when she saw me she stood there shocked.

"Senpai, What happened to your face?" eh my face? Is there something on my face? Ah so thats it huh probably because the temporary skill got removed and i look like a goddamn edgy emo evil villain right now.

"What do you mean what happened? This is how i always looked like are you making fun of me?" of course I wouldn't let this chance slip without teasing her.

"Eh, no its not like that senpai but did you really always looked like that?" oh boy she's looking suspiciously at me.

"Yes i did what did you think i looked like." I say trying to convince her.

"Eh ah i cant remember, whats happening?"

"How mean of you Shirogane-san forgetting your colleagues face."

"No its not like that senpai i cant just remember, but what i remember is you not acting like this did something happen."

"Thats what forgetting means dear, And my personality change is puberty."

"But your already 21 years old senpai"

"Its puberty, now lets go our shift is starting" oh boy I've got a long time ahead of me.

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[Status Plate]

[Name: Leviathan Cainan Azaria

Race: Human,Servant

Titles: Hentai Protagonist

Strength: 1(+)

Endurance: 1(+)

Agility: 1(+)

Intelligence: 1(+)

Charm: 1(+)

SP:12

--Skills--

ARCHER EMIYA SET - Magic Resistance (D Rank),Clairvoyance (C Rank),Mind's Eye (True) (B Rank),Magecraft (C- Rank),Projection Magecraft (C -> conditionally A+),Unlimited Blade Works, Experience and Memories, Servant Physique.

--Items--

UNLIMITED LAPTOP WORKS ×1]

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