6 Side story (2)

"Ooooooooooowwwwwwwwww... my head... by Kami..." The Slug Princess woke up from her sleep, with what she would claim to be the worst hangover she ever had. "How did I come back to my room?" she asked herself, trying to remember what happened last night. "Oh, right," remembering that she bumped into Jiraiya, who offered her some sake he got from Minato. "What kinda sake was that?" she's been drinking sake for years, but none ever gave her a hangover like this. Actually, if she was was completely honest, she didn't remember anything after the first cup.

She tried to stand and stretch a bit, but it proved to be a very difficult task because of the horrible headache. It felt like having ten hangovers at once. Her throat and mouth were so dry it felt like she hadn't drunk water in weeks. Tsunade, at the moment, wanted to kill Jiraiya, for making her go through this. When she finally managed to open her eyes, she noticed something; she was in her bed, but she was naked. "W… what?"

Then, she heard a groan next to her, ever so slowly, she turned her head to look at space on the bed to her right. Trepidation quickly filled her gut more, and more, with every fraction of a second that went by in the process until her brown eyes gazed at the bare back of a man with spiky white hair: the reaction was instantaneous.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Tsunade screamed as she jumped out of bed and pulled the bed covers with her to cover her modesty. As soon as she pulled the blanket, the man next to her jerked over the side and fell off the bed, crashing onto the floor and causing him to groan again, this time in even more pain than his own previous and quickly interrupted hazy awakening.

After a quick moment, the mystery man slowly sat up from the other side of the bed, holding his head from the same painful hangover, that Tsunade was enduring.

The man's head peeked over the mattress, and Tsunade realized who he was. "What are you doing here, you pervert!" she yelled at her former teammate.

"What?" the man besides her was none other than Jiraiya. "How did I got here? The last thing I remember was sitting on a bench drinking sake," Jiraiya said, scratching his head in deep confusion since he didn't remember anything from last night. "AAAHHHHH... my head," complained Jiraiya, feeling the horrible headache, then, he thought about something. "Very special sake, so that's what Minato meant." At first, when Jiraiya heard Minato say special sake, he simply assumed that he meant very expensive, but now, he thinks Minato meant stronger than regular sake. Stronger indeed. Jiraiya tried to make himself stand up, but the horrible headache made him give up after the first attempt, and just lay there before falling asleep again.

Tsunade noticed that not just her, but Jiraiya was also naked. "That means..." Tsunade came to the conclusion of what they had done last night while drunk, and she felt a burning hatred. "You damn bastard! You took advantage of me when I was too drunk to think straight!" she spoke in a pure state of hatred, pointing accusingly at the Toad Sage.

Jiraiya, who was still on the ground unconscious, didn't seem to have heard.

Unfortunately (for Jiraiya), Tsunade, in pure hatred, grabbed the Toad Sage, who was still passed out drunk on the floor, and with all her strength (and more she didn't know she had), tossed him through the window of the room, making fly across the town, naked, in a speed that almost surpassed a lightning bolt. Once he was far enough from her field of vision, Tsunade put her clothes back on, feeling completely frustrated at what just happened. "I need a drink!" she spoke in frustration, but to her misery, the headache from the hangover that she forgot about, during her rage, returned. "Okay, maybe not a drink," she said as she held her head in pain.

"Mommy, look!" a little girl pointed at something.

"What is it, sweetie?" her mother asked.

But to the mother's horror, the little girl was pointing at was the Toad Sage on top of a tree, completely naked. The mother covered her daughter's eyes before screaming.