129 Lawyer.

Walking right into the marine base I easily started walking around searching for the people I needed to talk with.

I got some info from a few very helpful marines who pointed me in the right direction of the the captains quarters. I knock on the door and am told to enter. Really this is just too easy.

Entering I spot a man with a metal jaw and an axe for an arm before he can ask who I am my gun is pressed against his forehead.

"Hi sorry for the intrusion but you see I've been hired by that green haired idiot outside to represent him in a lawsuit. He is suing you and your son for wrongful imprisonment." I say with a smile as he raises his hands and sweats.

"Being a captain of the marines I'm sure you've got a fancy ship of your own right?" I ask him.

"Yes." He says gruffly.

"And where might it currently be located?"

"West side of the island on the docks it's ship number 17." He says.

"Fantastic. I'll be taking that as my lawyer fees. Here I have a list of other crimes you have committed against the people of this area let me read them out." *Ahem.* "tainting the world with your existence and the existence of your devil spawn son. Well that's a severe enough crime for me."

"Wai.." there's a gunshot and a new eye hole in the middle of his forhead. I sweep the area for cash which I find in a hidden vault before locking the door from the inside and heading on out. No one heard shit with silencing spells.

I make my way to the spoiled sons room. Popping him once in the head and snatching up Zoros swords.

Easily making my way outside by just acting casual I walk up to the green haired man.

"Good news pal. I talked to the captain and got you released." I toss the swords at his feet after cutting him down from the pole.

"What really?" He asks me.

"Sure by the way would you like to join a pirates crew. There's already a pirate king and a harem king wouldn't you like to be a sword king." I ask him.

"Sword king?" He asks curiously.

"Yeah the greatest sword user in the world the king of swordsmen." I say waving my hands dramatically.

"I'm in but I have a single question." He says seriously. "What's a harem?"

"You'll know more about those later in life. For now let's go meet your other captain." I tell the man and we head off towards the bar.

As soon as we enter we are greeted by the sight of Luffy standing on a table stuffing food into his mouth proclaiming he will be the pirate king.

"Yo pirate king I've found yourself a first mate." I shout at him.

"What really who is it?" He asks leaping off the table.

I point towards zoro. "He's a master swordsman and an ex bounty hunter and he's willing to join."

"Wooahhh a swordsman? Sweet! Welcome to the StrawHat pirates I'm captain Luffy and he's captain Ryan." Luffy says introducing himself.

"What? Why are there two captain?" Zoro asks in confusion.

"Pirate kings make their own rules!" He says happily.

"Ah Luffy speaking of that I've got a pirate king mission for you. I need you to take the boat and go find us a proper pirate ship while I head off to find my first mate. Zoro can go with you." I say with a smile.

"Oh a proper pirate ship is indeed what a pirate king needs. I'll get right on it." Without any other questions he just rushes right out of the bar with Zoro hot on his heels.

Oh thank god. Honestly Luffy is great in small doses. But if I had to ride in a cramped dingy with both of those meathead idiots I'd probably have shot them.

I make my way to the west docks I find a classic marine ship with six or so flags being stocked up by marines. The number matches what Captain Morgan told me. I sneakily steal the whole ship into my mindspace.

There I use some magic to modify it and get rid of all the marine logo crap all over it. Death takes an interest as well and wants to play.

Soon I've got myself a Flying Dutchman style ghost ship there little blue wisps of ghost flames floating around the shredded sails and it Creaks and groans ominously as it it moves. The inside however is immaculate and in perfect condition. The best part is that the ghost flames actually sing old pirate songs. There's even a fog effect added on.

I toss on a nice ripped pirate outfit in black and grab myself a jack sparrow hat along with my custom sail which is a skull crossed with scythes swinging in the breeze.

I fly out a bit from the island before dropping off the ship and heading to the Steering column. Being a god of death of course I can fly.

I take out my trusty compass and bottle of rum and take a swig before setting sail towards my destination.

Meanwhile on the other side of the island luffy and zoro in a tiny dingy feel like they have been tricked somehow.

"Hey can you guys sing that lovely little song from the pirates of the Caribbean's?" I ask the ghost fire which starts echoing out the eerie tune.

"Yo ho I guess." I say with a smile taking another swig of rum.

I'm off to find my personal navigator first as I don't know how to do shit with boats I just sail where the compass points. Really should have studied a bit about ship sailing before coming here but eh.

Tales soon start up of a singing ghost ship on east blue pirated by an actual ghost. I'm just fucking pale!