122 Assemble.

After getting Bruce and the Hulk on board with the avengers initiative everything was peachy all I had to do was sit and run my company and let Bruce use some of my computers until I got the call I was waiting for.

"Ryan, Fury requests your presence in the shield headquarters for an emergency meeting." Natasha's voice rang out in my head.

"Ugh finally I was getting kind of bored just sitting around doing nothing." I say happily tossing off my suit jacket and throwing on some regular comfy clothes ignoring the grumbling vampire who was hissing about fruit of the loom instead of some French designer or something. It's not my fault that cheap just feels better okay?

I quickly popped off to avoid the little vampires wrath.

I arrive outside the shields main building and head on in with my special ID. Walking up to the designated meeting floor I pop a seat at the big table. I'm quickly joined by Steve Rogers aka captain America.

"Hey cap how's it going." I ask the man.

"Quite well actually I've been doing some training with Logan it's nice to have someone around I knew from my time." He says taking a seat and pouring some coffee.

"Well that's always good I figured you two would get along." Soon Natasha enters into the room followed by Fury and Stark.

Starks eyes widen when he sees me. "what's the thief doing here? I have a restraining order he's not supposed to be within 100 feet of me or my belongings" he says.

"I don't recall ever getting one of those." I reply.

"It's a personal one, so you just need to take my word on it." He says glaring at me and pointing.

"Ah well hold on one second I need to make a very important phone call." I quickly pull out my phone before calling a number.

It rings a few times before someone picks up.

"Hey pepper I was wondering if your free for another date this Saturday?" I say into the phone making starks eyes widen. "Yes of course we can go to that little Italian place on the square I know you love."

"He's a demon!" Stark says pointing at me.

"Oh that? Yeah Starks here... I know we were trying to keep our relationship a secret from him. If he doesn't want to call me dad yet that's fine.... he's a big boy I'm sure after I take him to a ball game or something he will feel more comfortable around me." I start chatting with pepper. "So what are you wearing?" I receive a slap upside the head by Natasha. "Sorry gorgeous got work to do I'll pick you up at 7 wear that nice little green dress and panties are indeed optional." I say making kissy noises then hanging up.

"He's even banging my assistant! I haven't even banged my assistant!" He shouts throwing his hands up in the air. "I dunno if I should feel proud or disappointed or both." He sits down and crosses his arms and pouts.

"Here's a number for miss July of the Victoria secrets modeling catalog." I pass over a number and photo.

"Alright kid we can be family but only because I've got a little respect for you but I'm not calling you dad." He says quietly tucking away the photos and number.

"I accept papa as a close second." I reply.

"If you've had enough messing around I'll tell you all why I've called you here." Fury says rubbing his forehead. "Earlier today the tesseract a power item we've kept hidden started to react strangely." He brings up some slides showing a blue cube in familiar with.

"Soon it fires out a beam opening up a portal and releasing this person into our world." He shows another picture this time of Loki.

"This person used that staff of his and took over the mind of agent Barton and the lead scientist for study on the cube." Fury once again shows us pictures. "At this point in time we have no idea where any of them are. However a few minutes ago we received a call from a party hosting quite a few diplomats a man in a strange green and gold outfit is currently holding people hostage and killing people. We believe this is the same person you are to take a quinjet to said location and apprehend this individual. Any questions?" He asks clicking off the slide show.

Nope no questions.

Soon everyone suits up, well except me.

"Your really not going to take a disguise?" Natasha asks.

"Nahhh more publicity for the company if I get shown as some kind of super hero plus tight and leather aren't my thing. However your ass looks great in that leather outfit." I give it a nice slap as she lets out a laugh. "Come on we don't want to keep the others waiting."

We board the jet with banner, Rogers and stark flying ahead in his suit.

When we arrive stark is already fighting Loki and Rogers jumps out to aid him while Natasha uses the planes guns to hold him down. That's when he does the unthinkable. He surrenders and lets himself be captured.

Rogers puts him in handcuffs while Stark takes his staff.

They lead him onto the plane where I quickly snatch the staff from stark and store it in my inventory. The staff holds one of the infinity stones which happens to be the mind stone. As soon as it enters my inventory the connection it has with Loki is cut off. He looks at me in panic.

"You what have you done?" He shouts at me.

"Oooh is that any way to speak to your brother in law? How rude." I say making the man choke on the words he was going to say.

"What?" He shouts as a tall dark figure appears in the ship in front of him. Hela has joined the party.

"Hello brother I see you've met my husband." She says showing him the ring and shocking him even more.

"You!? But how are you here!!" He says in a panic.

"My mistress which he is also the master of bass me to come and serve him and I ended up in marriage with him." She says with a smile.

"Does father know of this?" He says looking at me warily.

"Probably but there's not much he can do against an entity like death. Not to mention my other wife is the Phoenix and I've also snagged the power of the demon god cyttorak for myself. It would be pretty unpleasant to get on my bad side." I tell the now serious looking man.

"Ah shit." He says plopping his head back in the seat.

"Ah shit is right."

(A/N in the marvel universe apparently Hela is Odins daughter not Loki's as stated in Norse mythology.)