1 It happened

Yeah, it in fact actually happened.

The turtle really beat the bunny in a race.

It all started when a lazy teenager decided he was tired of his pet turtle and his pet bunny. The teenager flushed down the toilet his turtle and baby bunny.

The baby rabbit really though he was going to die but the turtle bravely saved him.

From that day on, the bunny held great respect for the turtle. They both wandered around the sewers trying their best to survive. That is until they met a giant rat.

The rat took pity on them and decided to take them under his care. So for a year they both survived by eating food waste mixed with chemical waste.

The turtle and bunny somehow grew up to have the same stature as humans. The turtle's name was algae and the bunny's name was carrot. Since they were now adults, the rat kicked them out.

Soon they ventured into human society and were then engaged by a criminal organization to do their dirty work. With time passing by they gained reputation and became hit men.

Everything was going well until they were summoned by the big boss.

Carrot and algae, who now went by the name Gerardo, both stood respectfully in front of the big boss.

The big boss was wearing stylish clothes and his face was obscured by shadow. He looked at them both with a disgusted face.

-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

He said.

Hearing that, they both shivered in terror. After bowing lightly, they stepped out.

-So it has come to this, huh?

Carrot said.

-As you said. How shall we settle this? I'm not going to go easy on you carrot, this is about the job after all. You better pick something you're good at.

Gerardo answered.

-If that's so, let's make a race. There's no faster car than my Ferrari. See you at the race, Algae.

He said.

-My name isn't Algae anymore, I'm Gerardo now. I told you to stop calling me that.

Carrot shrugged and walked away.

Two days later they were seating in their respective car.

Carrot looked at Gerardo.

-May the best win, Algae!

Gerardo glared at him.

-yeah.

The countdown started and their engines were rumbling.

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Bang!

They were going at the speed of sound, when all of a sudden, carrot's car exploded.

Gerardo continued his race while smirking, he had planted a bomb in his Ferrari.

He continued the race and won.

-I told you not to call me Algae anymore.

He whispered.